If you give a hundred monkeys typewriters...
 

and a million years, one would recreate Shakespeare.

How much would it suck if you were the monkey who was one typo away?

"To be kasdaksdhfjklasdhfkljadfh not to be"

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100 monkeys with 100 typewriters for 1 million years definitely wouldn't recreate shakespeare

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100 monkeys = at the zoo

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in a million years i'm pretty sure the monkeys will evolve enough to do pretty much anything humans are doing now. unless we stop them. we must stop them. DEATH TO MONKEYS!!!!!!

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obviously depends on # of characters per second.

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Monkeys don't live a million years, so you'd probably just end up with a room full of monkey bones.

Unless you allow the monkeys to have teh secks and make more monkeys. But if you do that, then I suspect there'll be a lot more monkey secks than monkey typing going on.

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The monkeys would get bored with the typing and start tossing their crap at each other within the first hour.

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I think some computer somewhere is working on this and has typed 26 consecutive characters from some random work of Shakespeare. I have no idea how fast it goes at it.

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the monkeys would eventually evolve into humans and write shakespeare... obviously

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Monkeys don't live a million years, so you'd probably just end up with a room full of monkey bones.

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ldo god everyone in this thread is dummmm.

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Yes. Monkeys would evolve into humans in one million years.

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it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

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duh misread it for 100 million years. sorry

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This project has been online for a couple of years. So far no Shakespear.

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<font color="white"> Maybe with some repatition they'll get there </font>

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Also, the monkeys will be using up a lot of paper, and sooner or later the world will run out of trees because of your monkey nonsense.

Thanks for ruining the environment.

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Auto-correct could take at least .5 million years off this.

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This project has been online for a couple of years. So far no Shakespear.

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<font color="white"> Maybe with some repatition they'll get there </font>

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BUT IT DOESN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE GROSS FAILURE THAT IS THE MONKEY WHO RECREATES SHAKESPEARE WITH ONE TYPO NOW DOES IT&gt;?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

"A whore! A whore! My kingdom for a whore"

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Auto-correct could take at least .5 million years off this.

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Yes, but you'd spend .6 million years trying to find typewriters with auto-correct.

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The monkeys would get bored with the typing and start tossing their crap at each other within the first hour.

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rumor has it this is how limit hold'em evolved

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The monkeys would get bored with the typing and start tossing their crap at each other within the first hour.

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rumor has it this is how limit hold'em evolved

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Monkeys don't live a million years, so you'd probably just end up with a room full of monkey bones.

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ldo god everyone in this thread is dummmm.

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I know, monkeys aren't apes. Humans didn't evolve from monkeys or chimps or gorillas or bobobos or orangutangs.

Re: If you give a hundred monkeys typewriters...
 

wow this joke was funny when it was in the simpsons about 14 years ago

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"This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to mankind. (reads one of the typewriters) "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! you stupid monkey! (monkey screeches) Oh, shut up."

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100 typing monkeys=BBV