OT: [censored] thread, June, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 

Almost 10 hours into June... and it's June at GMT in a few minutes, so a new thread:



A few guidelines this time, since this is supposed to be an OT thread, not a BBV thread. There's a whole forum for BBV. Expect hilarious bannings if you suck too much to understand this concept.

1. convert your [censored] hands it takes like two seconds and makes it much easier for everyone.

2. Post interesting hands i.e. Playing HU floating the turn with 9 high no draw to set up a river bluff= sexy. Losing a 60/40= who [censored] cares.

3. Posting about variance is fine on a few conditions
1. It includes stats/graphs over a meaningful sample not ZOMG I run bad.
2. If it's a small sample but it's ridiculous run it's acceptable
3. If your name is Indiana you may not post about variance, bad beats or being fabulously wealthy

But can we please get all the mundane beats that all of has have had hundreds of times out of the thread nobody [censored] cares. To paraphrase, stop being whiney little biatches.

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woo woo - new thread, and citanul just said he was going to sleep (in the may thread)



ibl

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In before the lock.

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look at what you've cursed everyone opening this thread to see.

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iwearties

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iwearties

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lol pwned

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You look like one of those FBI agents from the movies.

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for you creeps who want to see more photos of me (i'm an attention whore, i guess) - www.myspace.com/aujoz

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This thread can only go downhill from now, lol.

Josem - did you become a mod in training or something without anyone knowing?

Yugoslav

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no.

manchild started april. i just thought it would be wrong to post in a may thread when it is clearly june:

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/998/timesp9.png

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no.

manchild started april. i just thought it would be wrong to post in a may thread when it is clearly june:

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/998/timesp9.png

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Yeah, that's totally clear.

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no.

manchild started april. i just thought it would be wrong to post in a may thread when it is clearly almost June :

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/998/timesp9.png

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FYP [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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no.

manchild started april. i just thought it would be wrong to post in a may thread when it is clearly January :

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/998/timesp9.png

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FYP [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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yugo: if i were gay
yugo: shouldn't i be better and more comfortable with women?
yugo: PROOF I'M NOT GAY lol
josem: heh
josem: true

QED

I'm not gay!

Yugoslav

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I think this is the [censored] thread and we can post what we want. But thanks for the suggestions.

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no.

manchild started april. i just thought it would be wrong to post in a may thread when it is clearly june:

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/998/timesp9.png

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It appears to be January 6th in Australia. Definitely not June. May is still closer.

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ordering dates as month/day/year makes no sense.

it seems obvious to me that there are two viable options:

a) day/month/year (which much of the world use anyway... smallest time unit, then bigger, then biggest)

or

b) year/month/day (which makes more sense to me - you search first of all for the year, and then by the month, and then by the day)


June 1, 2007 (in the format 6/1/07) is as sensible as saying that twenty seconds after thirty minutes after midday is 30:20:12

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Ban foreigners plz. Kthx.

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Ban foreigners plz. Kthx.

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ordering dates as month/day/year makes no sense.

it seems obvious to me that there are two viable options:

a) day/month/year (which much of the world use anyway... smallest time unit, then bigger, then biggest)

or

b) year/month/day (which makes more sense to me - you search first of all for the year, and then by the month, and then by the day)


June 1, 2007 (in the format 6/1/07) is as sensible as saying that twenty seconds after thirty minutes after midday is 30:20:12

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Not true if you look at the day as a simple subset of the month.

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DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THAT OMG I FELT LIKE I JUST HAD SEX WITH LEBRON JAMES AND NOW NEED A CIGARETTE THAT WAS SO SO SO SO SIIIIICK PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT

Yugoslav

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22nd!!!

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DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THAT OMG I FELT LIKE I JUST HAD SEX WITH LEBRON JAMES AND NOW NEED A CIGARETTE THAT WAS SO SO SO SO SIIIIICK PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT

Yugoslav

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i dont want him to win a championship yet [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Ass raping is more of how I'd choose to describe it.

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yugo: if i were gay
yugo: shouldn't i be better and more comfortable with women?
yugo: PROOF I'M NOT GAY lol

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One step forward...

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DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THAT OMG I FELT LIKE I JUST HAD SEX WITH LEBRON JAMES AND NOW NEED A CIGARETTE...

Yugoslav

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...three steps backward.

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Gramps,

Do you have to wake up like five times a night to take a piss or...whats the deal

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I played some random charity donkament where top 10 get a flight down to vegas/hotel room and they then play a sng where first place gets a seat to the WSOP ME and 2k cash and 10-2 get paid out cash (I'm not sure the strucutre). Anyways I cashed obv and now I'm probably getting inyaface to take my seat in this incredibly soft donkament.

A few highlights of the charity thing

This one guy at my first table who looked suprisingly like Mike Matusow kept tablecoaching/berating everyone eventhough he was terrible. On the first hand (we start 30bbs deep) one guy got allin with AA vs. KK and he said the guy with KK should have folded. He then berated the dealer for not highcarding for the button I guess he needs that tiny bit of equity.

There were literally dozens of guys with ipods/sunglasses/hoodies and using them a lot. Its a charity donkament are you serious? I bet all these random people who never play will be able to pick up sick live tells.

There was a hand between a nice older guy where some kid shoved the river with T9 on a q8TxT board older guy mucks and said he had three eights. I want to tell him bet realize there's nothing I can do so I be quiet so he doesn't get pissed.

The following hand comes up I blinds 600/1200/100 utg limps allin other guy who is super loose limps i shove QT OTB for 14k bb calls for like 3k more with K9 i win. Limper proceeds to berate me for going all in with QT because he would have made three of kind.

Then I get moved to a table with this hotshot kid who actually sucks. I shove like 5bbs in the C0 with j6o BB calls with KK i make a straight. Stories begin to swirl about some kid going all in with a j and 6.

I raise k9 in ep 6/7 handed hotshot kid calls from the BB flop is kxx he donks i have like a minraise more and shove obviously he has KQ turn 9. This kid goes nuts he's sooooooo mad he starts swearing so much I'm laughing because its a charity donkament why do I care? I say something along the lines of I have top pair with 10bbs why would I fold. He isn't pleased.

Anyways he later busts and comes up to me I try to be a nice guy and say something like sorry, you played well. Him: Ya..... I know. Wow what a douche.

A few other funny hands nitty old guy minraises I have KJs and think for a bit figure he's stupid enough I have FE and shove for like 10bbs he tanks and folds TT LOL. Another hand Hotshotkid limps I shove for pot with T9 OTB because I know he sucks and will fold. He folds obv.

I had one interstingish hand on the bubble I have a big enough stack that I can fold into the money this old guy who covers me completes I see AA in the BB. I think for a bit and shove and basically tell him I have AA so he folds.

I ended up cashing which was nice I'm sure there are some funnier stories but I'm kind of tired right now.

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Anyways I cashed obv and now I'm probably getting futuredoc85 to take my seat in this incredibly soft donkament because inyaface can afford to buy in direct.

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So sad, Inyaface needs his little bro to help him get to the WSOP ME...

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omgz Im in Vegas.

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Omgz i'm in the censored thread.
Also, Pasterbator is a pretty good coach, when he's around.
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But I can't be too upset banking the monies...
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I have no idea what the hell this was about. Either it's:

a) a chip dump
b) both players are having some kind of brain haemmorage
c) caller thought "sooooooted, and I need these cards to make straights, value"
d) they're actually just really bad donks and need to be buddylisted

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t20/t40
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1615
UTG+1: t1500
MP1: t1500
Hero: t1500
MP3: t1485
CO: t1660
Button: t1165
SB: t1810
BB: t1265

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP2 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in t1615</font>, 2 folds, Hero folds, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in t1165</font>, 2 folds.
Uncalled bets: t450 returned to UTG.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t120, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2390)


Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t120, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2390)


River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t120, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2390)


Results:
Final pot: t120
Button showed 5d Td
UTG showed Kc 4h

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I don't think it has bee posted, you can have a preview of the Si n Go book here :

http://tinyurl.com/2j8uw7

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Oh and there is also one by Z32 :

http://tinyurl.com/324pma

Last chance!
 

OK you have until Sunday to order any of the STTF Community shirts. I'll be mailing out the shirts on Wednesday. Here are the choices:

http://usera.imagecave.com/BSwing23/colaholla.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/BSwing23/holladay.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/BSwing23/luckbox.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/BSwing23/shipitship.jpg


And here's a picture of some hot chicks, because sex sells:
http://static.flickr.com/33/62476226_fde573d52c_b.jpg

3,1,2,4 LDO

Here's a better one NSFW

Here's Keira Knightley (courtesy of Bones) NSFW

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The day hasn't started until I have been Rick Roll'd at least twice.

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The day hasn't started until I have been Rick Roll'd at least twice.

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I went the whole day yesterday without getting RR'd and I just didn't feel complete, you know?

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Nice work sixes.
I definitely need a Luckbox shirt.

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The day hasn't started until I have been Rick Roll'd at least twice.

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I went the whole day yesterday without getting RR'd and I just didn't feel complete, you know?

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I have Manchild running naked through the apartment singing to it drunk, you could do without the completion [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]