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waarior 05-29-2007 01:36 AM

Allison Stokke, Unwanted Attention
 
Thought you guys might be interested in this. I'm not sure how I feel about it, do feel sorry for her though.
Front Page of Washington Post

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Teen Tests Internet's Lewd Track Record
California High Schooler Allison Stokke, 18, Becomes a Victim Of Unwanted Attention After Photo Is Posted on a Sports Blog

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mbillie1 05-29-2007 01:41 AM

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wtf @ absence of the "lewd" photograph in question

IggyWH 05-29-2007 01:41 AM

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Her father, Allan Stokke, comes home from his job as a lawyer and searches the Internet. He reads message boards and tries to pick out potential stalkers.

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It was nice knowing you, 99% of OOT posters.

esad 05-29-2007 01:42 AM

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Her father, Allan Stokke, comes home from his job as a lawyer and searches the Internet. He reads message boards and tries to pick out potential stalkers.

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Looks like some of you might be trouble...uh oh!

Haha beat me to it!

edfurlong 05-29-2007 01:44 AM

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wtf @ absence of the "lewd" photograph in question

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It's okay, they linked to a bunch of pictures.

siccjay 05-29-2007 01:46 AM

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I better change my desktop.

IggyWH 05-29-2007 01:51 AM

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I'm sure it sucks to be an 18 year old and have this happen to you, but it really sounds like her and her family are dwelling on the negative when they should be embracing the positive.

However, a big positive would be financial gain, and if she embraced that, she'd lose her eligibility .

tuq 05-29-2007 02:04 AM

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Her father, Allan Stokke, comes home from his job as a lawyer and searches the Internet. He reads message boards and tries to pick out potential stalkers.

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Hello Mr. Stokke, I think a lot of the posters in this forum are freaks (by the way, I respected your work in the recent hooker/porn case). That said, all I want to do is give Allison a pearl necklace in a private ceremony. It will make her very happy. Plz PM for details. Thanks.

leehrat 05-29-2007 02:09 AM

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Her father, Allan Stokke, comes home from his job as a lawyer and searches the Internet. He reads message boards and tries to pick out potential stalkers.

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It was nice knowing you, 99% of OOT posters.

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Yup, that sounds like an actionable claim.

Autocratic 05-29-2007 02:11 AM

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It must be weird reading hundreds of people's comments about nailing your daughter. On the other hand, that's what you get for having such a hot daughter.

catalyst 05-29-2007 02:11 AM

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Mr. Stokke:

What kind of dowry are you offering?

Regards,
Catalyst

tuq 05-29-2007 02:20 AM

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Mr. Stokke,

I've changed my story. I want to unload gallons of man-gravy on your daughter's face, chest, and butt ox. Please sue me so I can get some face time in court. Thx.

jedi 05-29-2007 02:48 AM

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Mr. Stokke,

I've changed my story. I want to unload gallons of man-gravy on your daughter's face, chest, and butt ox. Please sue me so I can get some face time in court. Thx.

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Actually judging by his previous track record, you won't serve any jail time or pay a fine, at least if you're a cop.

Uglyowl 05-29-2007 02:57 AM

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Lifes rough, boohoo.

Alobar 05-29-2007 03:01 AM

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meh, sure it kinda sucks for her, but its no different than for anyone else who gets famous, shell learn to adapt. Shes sitting on a winning lottery ticket at life so I don't feel too bad for her.

edfurlong 05-29-2007 03:02 AM

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meh, sure it kinda sucks for her, but its no different than for anyone else who gets famous, shell learn to adapt. Shes sitting on a winning lottery ticket at life so I don't feel too bad for her.

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Two years until sex tape. You heard it here first.

Mike E. Vegas 05-29-2007 03:20 AM

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meh, sure it kinda sucks for her, but its no different than for anyone else who gets famous, shell learn to adapt. Shes sitting on a winning lottery ticket at life so I don't feel too bad for her.

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I'll agree that she is sitting a on winning lottery ticket, but she's an 18 year old high school pole vaulter. I'm not sure she if she deserved to be exploited by some hack "comedy" blogger.

It's crap like this that's going to create more legislation on the Internet in the U.S. and that's what I hate about it.

chrisg820 05-29-2007 03:24 AM

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meh, sure it kinda sucks for her, but its no different than for anyone else who gets famous, shell learn to adapt. Shes sitting on a winning lottery ticket at life so I don't feel too bad for her.

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Two years until sex tape. You heard it here first.

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lol so true

Allan Stokke 05-29-2007 03:55 AM

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Mr. Stokke,

I've changed my story. I want to unload gallons of man-gravy on your daughter's face, chest, and butt ox. Please sue me so I can get some face time in court. Thx.

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Check your Inbox wiseass.

lwrunner103 05-29-2007 04:05 AM

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ZOMG RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first

lwrunner103 05-29-2007 04:05 AM

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Holy [censored] I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.

kurosh 05-29-2007 04:10 AM

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poor girl. she is so rich, hot and athletic that everyone is in love with her. man i feel bad for her.

leehrat 05-29-2007 04:10 AM

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http://www.dailypilot.com/content/ar...t-stokke25.jpg

swingdoc 05-29-2007 04:20 AM

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So this has happened TWO times already??!? LOL

NU Star 05-29-2007 04:24 AM

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meh, sure it kinda sucks for her, but its no different than for anyone else who gets famous, shell learn to adapt. Shes sitting on a winning lottery ticket at life so I don't feel too bad for her.

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Two years until sex tape. You heard it here first.

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IMO, you should get this on the shelves immediately...you can't count on this not being the peak of her popularity...though, if you have enough footage, you could go for part 1/part 2.

KidLifeCrisis 05-29-2007 04:43 AM

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Mr. Stokke,

I've changed my story. I want to unload gallons of man-gravy on your daughter's face, chest, and butt ox. Please sue me so I can get some face time in court. Thx.

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Check your Inbox wiseass.

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Excellent gimmick account, sir. Well done.

KidLifeCrisis 05-29-2007 04:44 AM

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http://www.dailypilot.com/content/ar...t-stokke25.jpg

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Nice. It's a good thing 18 is legal so we can all say what we'd do to her here. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

shaniac 05-29-2007 04:45 AM

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I see an attractive young girl holding two giant poles in her hands. Sexy, but not lewd!

tisthefire 05-29-2007 04:55 AM

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i'd like her to vault my pole!!! haha amirite?

KidLifeCrisis 05-29-2007 05:00 AM

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i'd like her to vault my pole!!! haha amirite?

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I think like 12 people said this in the original thread about her. I wonder how many times it'll show up here.

ChipWrecked 05-29-2007 05:01 AM

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Dad Allan defends student-banging teacher:

Teacher gets six years

Sarah Bench-Salorio, a married 29-year-old teacher, was sentenced Friday to six years in prison after pleading guilty to lewd acts with three boys...
Had Bench-Salorio gone to trial, she could have faced up to 64 years in prison, according to her defense attorney Allan Stokke.

According to evidence presented at a hearing, Bench-Salorio molested three boys ranging in age from 12 to 14.




"Dad Allan comes home from work defending child molesters, to browse teh Interweb looking for creeps who want to bone his daughter..."

nickg1532 05-29-2007 05:07 AM

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i'd like to pole her vault !!! haha amirite?

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captZEEbo 05-29-2007 05:08 AM

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who wouldn't do those photo shoots (assuming non-nude)? Free $$$

Jeff W 05-29-2007 05:23 AM

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Front Page of Washington Post

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This is what qualifies for front page news these days? Wtf?

NT! 05-29-2007 06:54 AM

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there is another thread with this broad in it right next to this one, do we really need a new thread? enough already


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