facebook girl
 

so lets say you got a kmessage saying

hey alex,

how is summer/mcat going? Hope all is well...i have a really weird question.. when i was in pjs the other day and I saw you and gave you a hug over by john michaels i didnt happen to kiss you did i?

what do you do as a repsonmse

Re: facebook girl
 

well if you consider rubbing my johnson a "kiss", then yes you did

Re: facebook girl
 

"I don't remember."

Re: facebook girl
 

obv i dodnt emrmemebr...i need to not sound likea bag cuas ei wanna hook up with her

Re: facebook girl
 

pics first. answers later.

Re: facebook girl
 

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pics first. answers later.

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srsly, how do youbegin to make a post like this without pics?

Re: facebook girl
 

"[censored] ya we did and u told me it was the best time of your life"

gg lock this thread now

Re: facebook girl
 

answer her question with a question obv...

"Did you want to kiss me"?

Re: facebook girl
 

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" ya we did and u told me it was the best time of your life"


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That's solid.

Re: facebook girl
 

alex,

i am only telling you this beacause i just minutes early gave a BJ to a guy with the herpe.

truly yours,

<insert girl's name here>

Re: facebook girl
 

[ QUOTE ]
alex,

i am only telling you this beacause i just minutes early gave a BJ to a guy with the herpe.

truly yours,

<insert girl's name here>

[/ QUOTE ]

Winner!

Re: facebook girl
 

Based on this thread, it doesn't matter what you answer because she won't be able to figure out what the hell you're trying to write.

Re: facebook girl
 

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obv i dodnt emrmemebr...i need to not sound likea bag cuas ei wanna hook up with her

[/ QUOTE ]

respect your readers by not typing like this ever again

Re: facebook girl
 

We hugged, I put on my robe and wizard hat and you left.

don't you emrmemebr?

Re: facebook girl
 

[ QUOTE ]
answer her question with a question obv...

"Did you want to kiss me"?

[/ QUOTE ]

quoted for unappreciatedness

Re: facebook girl
 

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obv i dodnt emrmemebr...i need to not sound likea bag cuas ei wanna hook up with her

[/ QUOTE ]

WT*?

Re: facebook girl
 

ok dude
i know you from somewhere but i can't put my finger to it
seriously OP, do you know me?

but for the note on the facebook:

"i'm pretty sure we did, and i liked it, wanna do it again?"

Re: facebook girl
 

For the actually messege. You should reply. something like


Yeah we did and I have to say u weren't the best I have had. U could use some practice. Some why not come over tonight?

Re: facebook girl
 

"i cant remember did you want to kiss me then?"

Re: facebook girl
 

[ QUOTE ]
We hugged, I put on my robe and wizard hat and you left.

don't you emrmemebr?

[/ QUOTE ]

Solid.

Re: facebook girl
 

[ QUOTE ]
For the actually messege. You should reply. something like


Yeah we did and I have to say u weren't the best I have had. U could use some practice. Some why not come over tonight?

[/ QUOTE ]
i see what you did there.

Re: facebook girl
 

pics pls...
need to assess how much u rele want to tap this bitch

Re: facebook girl
 

follow up?

Re: facebook girl
 

srsly, twelve hours and no pics yet?

in lieu of this i give the following advice:

say "yes, and you were awful. kthxbye"