Ask me about Sweden!
 

Go ahead and ask why we have so many beautiful women or why we are so good at poker...

Just ask...

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Have you even been bitten by a Viking

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varför vill du ha så många skön kvinnan och varför er du så god på puff?

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Do the Swedes have stairs in their homes?

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varför vill du ha så många skön kvinnan och varför er du så god på puff?

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good question.

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BOOOOOOOOOOOM AKS TECH NINES MAC ELEVENS

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Its the Water Isn't it ?

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have you taken over the German forums yet?

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kuk fitta

my only swedish

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do any swedes still pray to Odin?

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Are there lots of complete retards in Sweden?

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Are there lots of complete retards in Sweden?

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Din mamma tar 100 kronor för ett rövknull

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lol I spit my water out reading this one:

Din pappa knullade din mamma så hårt att du sög kuk redan som foster!

haha the translation for that is so ridiculous, I need it on a shirt.

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ok hold on, this DEMANDS MSpaint skills. One of the Swedish insults here is:

"May your scrotum get trampled by five hundred Siamese elephant fa-g while a pineapple is shoved far up your rectum"

Someone please please draw a siamese elephant f-ag. Haha I'm so doing some from work tomorrow.

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IS SWEDEN THE DRIZZLE?

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varför vill du ha så många skön kvinnan och varför er du så god på puff?

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yeah very good question.

i get alot of nice women because ther are so many of them and im not very good at puff...

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Are there lots of complete retards in Sweden?

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There are quite many complete ones here...

But most of them come from Norway to Sweden because they might get laid here...

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IS SWEDEN THE DRIZZLE?

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How so?

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BOOOOOOOOOOOM AKS TECH NINES MAC ELEVENS

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Wtf make a thread for lesb or ask a real question about Sweden... ty

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what time is it in Sweden right now?

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do any swedes still pray to Odin?

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Some actually do. But they also answer to some German ex dictators and dislike jews...

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have you taken over the German forums yet?

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Ive actually wondered why there is a germen forum but no Swedish one.

Because whole europe knows that Sweden is far better than germany

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REPRESENT THE MOTHERLAND YO!

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do the girls like Australian guys? I don't surf but i have a tan. I am willing to lie about the surfing thing

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do the girls like Australian guys? I don't surf but i have a tan. I am willing to lie about the surfing thing

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They will probably like you if you arent a carrot top...

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haahahaha that's funny

(brown hair ftw)

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i met some Swedish and Danish guys the other night and their seemed to be some hostility there. iss this a common tihng?

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i met some Swedish and Danish guys the other night and their seemed to be some hostility there. iss this a common tihng?

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Sweden is the center of scandinavia and the rest of the countries cant stand that we are better at most things...

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Why do all Swedish guys look like this?

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/4523/menfit8.jpg

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/7342/gayyo4.jpg

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How do you feel about the unfair trick you pulled against Denmark, when you walked over the ice in 1658?

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how hard is it to live there for someone who only speaks english?

what % of swedish girls are blonde? Are blonde swedish girls more stupid than the average swedish girl?

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Oslo has hotter girls than Stockholm. But Malmo FTW!!! OMG i almost touched so many boobies and ass*s walking down the street!!!!!!!! MALMO, I WIL RETURN!

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Saaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaazar

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Salazarrrrrrrrr!

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Edited for accuracy.

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how hard is it to live there for someone who only speaks english?

what % of swedish girls are blonde? Are blonde swedish girls more stupid than the average swedish girl?

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Almost everyone in Sweden speak english so that wont be a problem.

And all Swedish girls are blond...

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Oslo has hotter girls than Stockholm. But Malmo FTW!!! OMG i almost touched so many boobies and ass*s walking down the street!!!!!!!! MALMO, I WIL RETURN!

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Stockholm has the hottest girls by far. Problem is though that you have to go to the hottest clubs to find them. And they will cost you alot of moneys to if you want to secks them.

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do you like all the Norwegians coming to shop bacon liquor och kjöcklingvingar

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do you like all the Norwegians coming to shop bacon liquor och kjöcklingvingar

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Ive never met a norwegian dude in sweden so i have no idea.

Ive met some of your females though coming over here for some secks with real men...

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i met some Swedish and Danish guys the other night and their seemed to be some hostility there. iss this a common tihng?

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Sweden is the center of scandinavia and the rest of the countries cant stand that we are better at most things...

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Right... Still wondring why other scandinavians don't like you?

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i met some Swedish and Danish guys the other night and their seemed to be some hostility there. iss this a common tihng?

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Sweden is the center of scandinavia and the rest of the countries cant stand that we are better at most things...

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Right... Still wondring why other scandinavians don't like you?

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Jealousy?