What is the best sex you\'ve ever had?
 

Ok OOT, please share with us what have been some of your best sexual experiences. Ever banged a biter? Ever broken some bones/ribs during sex? Ever had sex in a church? Ever had your back scratched till it was just one giant set of scars? Ever had the cops called on you because the neighbors thought somebody was getting raped? *cough* some unnamed 2p2 legend *cough* If so then it's time to start bragging about some of the amazing experiences you've had. And more importantly what made them so amazing. Lets all have fun with this and maybe (if we are lucky) we can teach each other a few new tricks. Otherwise lets just be happy for those of us that either are or have experienced incredible passion.

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Are you trying to live vicariously?

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what is the movie where they ask this question, guy 1 talks about raping another boy when he was young and guy 2 talks about screwing guy 1's wife?

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nope, I'm actually rather happy with my life right now. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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nope, I'm actually rather happy with my life right now. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Then let ME live vicariously through YOU. Please let me hear your story.

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I stayed at the Hotel Carlton in SF last January with my girlfriend. While there, I had my then girlfriend spread eagle up against the 10th floor window over looking Sutter Street. The sex was great, and what capped it off was the Grolsch I was pounding while balls deep. It was pretty sweet.

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The last time I disclosed a sexual experience on here I never heard the end of it. And besides, BBV already tried to get me to tell them my "best sex" story, and I refused. If I can't tell them, why would I tell you?

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every expertly done bbbj by a hot chick.

The nails down my back during which left scars for a week was quite a mix of sensations.

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During the fourth of July period, our church ran a fireworks stand. About 8-9 of us would be out there all time helping run the stand. My girlfriend, who got me to go to church for the first time, and I go inside to cool off and grab a drink. We are in the church kitchen when one thing leads to another and I get a hand/blow job, though most of it was a hand job.

Suprisingly, not being a big church-goer, I felt really dirty afterwards and her and I still joke about it all the time, though we are now broken up.

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Ever broken some bones/ribs

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you might as well post it now...

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every expertly done bbbj by a hot chick.


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I've never had a bj with a condom on - is it normal to wear one during oral?

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every expertly done bbbj by a hot chick.


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I've never had a bj with a condom on - is it normal to wear one during oral?

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only if you paid for it

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last week on my roof during the middle of the day, visible from many places, especially when i had her legs pointing towards the sky

oh, and during finals last year i had sex in our library stacks down in the basement as a study break, pretty weird, but she wanted it so i obliged

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with my current gf, about a month ago. but its all very good so w/e

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First time I had sex.

Met a girl in a hotel bar (yes, I was old enough to drink the first time I got laid--I was pretty goofy up until then), went up to her room. Blew my load in about five seconds. She was pretty disappointed.

Five minutes later, I was ready for Round Two. She was no longer disappointed after that.

Rounds Three, Four, Five, and Six, all between "the time the bar closed" and "sunrise", were like a porn montage. Every position you ever spent your life wondering about. It was like a test drive for me, I was trying everything I could think of.

Near the end of Round Five, the headboard started rocking with the bed, slamming against the wall. I grabbed the top with one hand, so that my fingers would stay between the headboard and the wall, which silenced things. She reached up, and pulled my hand off the headboard. I guess she wanted the folks in the next room to know she was getting slammed.

I didn't see the point of stopping to discuss it, so I shrugged and said, "Ah, [censored] it."

She immediately let out her loudest moan of the night.

"You like it when I talk dirty?", I asked, surprised (what did I know?). She nodded eagerly.

"You like the way I [censored] your [censored]?" She dug her nails in, and came right there.

Armed with that knowledge, Round Six was the best sex I've ever had. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

(Round Seven, the next morning, is a personal best that still stands to this day. Now that I'm 40, I'd call that record unbreakable.)

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This thread is useless without pics

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every expertly done bbbj by a hot chick.

The nails down my back during which left scars for a week was quite a mix of sensations.

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How much for a gfe?

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Fourth of July in Chicago. I'm like 18. My Dad's a hotshot lawyer and his office is in a skyscraper that overlooks Grant Park where they are shooting off fireworks. Plenty of friends, family and co-workers circulating the office. My gf and I went to play cards (gin rummy was the only game she'd play) in my Dad's boss's office. We decided that the loser would give the winner head. I won. Two minutes later, she was on the floor with her pants off and I nailed her. I pulled out and came on the backside of a couch cushion in my Dad's boss's office. We zipped up, and a minute later my Dad came in to tell us that dinner was ready.

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Ummm... the next time

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I stayed at the Hotel Carlton in SF last January with my girlfriend. While there, I had my then girlfriend spread eagle up against the 10th floor window over looking Sutter Street. The sex was great, and what capped it off was the Grolsch I was pounding while balls deep. It was pretty sweet.

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Wife and I did this @ Borgata. They have that bar that goes across the window. Excellent for getting leverage....and ummm....tying things to...lol

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Sorry, but I promised fluffpop I wouldn't tell.

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I'll be terribly disappointed if I've already had it.

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Fourth of July in Chicago. I'm like 18. My Dad's a hotshot lawyer and his office is in a skyscraper that overlooks Grant Park where they are shooting off fireworks. Plenty of friends, family and co-workers circulating the office. My gf and I went to play cards (gin rummy was the only game she'd play) in my Dad's boss's office. We decided that the loser would give the winner head. I won. Two minutes later, she was on the floor with her pants off and I nailed her. I pulled out and came on the backside of a couch cushion in my Dad's boss's office. We zipped up, and a minute later my Dad came in to tell us that dinner was ready.

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Who pulls out and cums on the back of a couch cushion? What did you do, pull the cushion down away from the couch, turn to it, and unload? This doesn't sound good at all. It sounds terrible.

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Ever had the cops called on you because the neighbors thought somebody was getting raped?

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what do you mean thought?

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Ever had the cops called on you because the neighbors thought somebody was getting raped?

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what do you mean thought?

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el oh el

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This one time at band camp..... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]


In Prison [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]


With your Mom.... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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what is the movie where they ask this question, guy 1 talks about raping another boy when he was young and guy 2 talks about screwing guy 1's wife?

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Your Friends and Neighbours (1998) directed by Neil LaBute

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.

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Kyro's not joking, he was throwing dem bows

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.

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roofies works better

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First time I had sex.

Met a girl in a hotel bar (yes, I was old enough to drink the first time I got laid--I was pretty goofy up until then), went up to her room. Blew my load in about five seconds. She was pretty disappointed.

Five minutes later, I was ready for Round Two. She was no longer disappointed after that.

Rounds Three, Four, Five, and Six, all between "the time the bar closed" and "sunrise", were like a porn montage. Every position you ever spent your life wondering about. It was like a test drive for me, I was trying everything I could think of.

Near the end of Round Five, the headboard started rocking with the bed, slamming against the wall. I grabbed the top with one hand, so that my fingers would stay between the headboard and the wall, which silenced things. She reached up, and pulled my hand off the headboard. I guess she wanted the folks in the next room to know she was getting slammed.

I didn't see the point of stopping to discuss it, so I shrugged and said, "Ah, [censored] it."

She immediately let out her loudest moan of the night.

"You like it when I talk dirty?", I asked, surprised (what did I know?). She nodded eagerly.

"You like the way I [censored] your [censored]?" She dug her nails in, and came right there.

Armed with that knowledge, Round Six was the best sex I've ever had. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

(Round Seven, the next morning, is a personal best that still stands to this day. Now that I'm 40, I'd call that record unbreakable.)

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i read this story in Penthouse Forum

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

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Wow, good hustle! But how did you fit it in her nostril in the first place?

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

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Wow, good hustle! But how did you fit it in her nostril in the first place?

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lots of lube [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I'm waiting for one poster to post his story, I won't tell who but they know who.

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.

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link to Kyro's mom

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The last time I had sex I broke her nose.

I'm serious, see undertitle.

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link to Kyro's mom

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Fact: Kyrosmother is well aware of this and many of kyro's other hijinks in the pursuit of...well...shall we call it romance?

Besides, kyro, at least you got some of your snuggle action on!

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I have to say that stoned sex is the mind bomb.

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I have to say that stoned sex is the mind bomb.

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That sound you just heard is a bunch of posters sighing upon seeing that FFK had posted in this thread, but not added any content of her own.

Note: I clearly have too much class to be one of those posters.

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I have to say that stoned sex is the mind bomb.

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especially if she's also stoned and lets you pull off the trifecta. SEX, FOOD AND TV!!!