BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT
 

FIRST HAND OF FTOPS $1K FINAL TABLE

GAY

JUST STRAIGHT UP GAY

I WISH AIDS UPON ANYONE WHO TELLS ME 15K IS STILL A "NICE" SCORE

FIRST WAS 209K

Seat 1: CalBandGreat (954,399)
Seat 2: cheesemonster (130,471)
Seat 3: Lutteur (301,594)
Seat 4: agent007 (281,758)
Seat 5: DF_Newbie (456,628)
Seat 6: SteadyCash (62,355)
Seat 7: PlzWarnMe (222,347)
Seat 8: caressmedown (110,683)
Seat 9: eatschips (203,765)
CalBandGreat antes 1,000
cheesemonster antes 1,000
agent007 antes 1,000
DF_Newbie antes 1,000
SteadyCash antes 1,000
PlzWarnMe antes 1,000
caressmedown antes 1,000
eatschips antes 1,000
agent007 posts the small blind of 5,000
DF_Newbie posts the big blind of 10,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Qd Qh]
SteadyCash folds
PlzWarnMe folds
caressmedown raises to 109,683, and is all in
eatschips folds
CalBandGreat folds
cheesemonster folds
agent007 folds
DF_Newbie calls 99,683
caressmedown shows [Qd Qh]
DF_Newbie shows [8h 8c]
*** FLOP *** [4d Jc 9c]
*** TURN *** [4d Jc 9c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [4d Jc 9c Ac] [6c]
caressmedown shows a pair of Queens
DF_Newbie shows a flush, Ace high
DF_Newbie wins the pot (232,366) with a flush, Ace high
caressmedown stands up
*** SUMMARY ***

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get more chips earlier then

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get more chips earlier then

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a more preferable name for myself seems to be "restealonme"

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15K IS STILL A "UBER NICE" SCORE

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DF just wanted it more

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15K IS STILL A "UBER NICE" SCORE

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n00b

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Well, you won like 30k more than I did in this tourny

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sorry sir

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jex,

15k is 13,940 profit!

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Beat: I've made one other final table w/ a first prize of over $100k, and that was a Party sunday 1 1/2 years ago, and I got 10th in that.

Beat: I eat good so I don't become fat like the rest of you, but I'm depressed so I'm stuffing my face with ice cream.

Brag: I'm visiting my college friends who are graduating next weekend and will do large amount of blow/X/alcohol while having unprotected sex with college slizzuts.

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Well, you won like 30k more than I did in this tourny

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Well, when I was your age, I had 20 dollars to my name.

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sorry sir

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i appreciate the apology

however i will never like you

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Beat: I eat good so I don't become fat like the rest of you, but I'm depressed so I'm stuffing my face with ice cream.


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ice cream is never a beat

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i love u billy

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even if god doesnt

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[censored] IT ALL AWAY

Full Tilt Poker Game #2429401718: Table Real Park (6 max) - $25/$50 - $1,500 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 5:31:20 ET - 2007/05/15
Seat 1: Braisss ($6,819.50)
Seat 2: mmas3883 ($1,820.50)
Seat 3: keekee12 ($7,152.10)
Seat 4: johny001 ($5,978.50)
Seat 5: caressmedown ($1,769)
mmas3883 posts the small blind of $25
keekee12 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ac Ad]
Friday Fruit adds $1,500
johny001 calls $50
caressmedown raises to $225
Braisss folds
mmas3883 folds
keekee12 calls $175
johny001 calls $175
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9h 5h]
keekee12 checks
johny001 checks
caressmedown bets $400
keekee12 folds
johny001 raises to $1,275, and is capped
caressmedown calls $875, and is capped
johny001 shows [Js Kh]
caressmedown shows [Ac Ad]
*** TURN *** [Qh 9h 5h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9h 5h 6s] [4h]
johny001 shows a flush, King high
caressmedown shows a pair of Aces
johny001 wins the pot ($3,247) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***

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lol

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[censored] IT ALL AWAY

Full Tilt Poker Game #2429401718: Table Real Park (6 max) - $25/$50 - $1,500 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 5:31:20 ET - 2007/05/15
Seat 1: Braisss ($6,819.50)
Seat 2: mmas3883 ($1,820.50)
Seat 3: keekee12 ($7,152.10)
Seat 4: johny001 ($5,978.50)
Seat 5: caressmedown ($1,769)
mmas3883 posts the small blind of $25
keekee12 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ac Ad]
Friday Fruit adds $1,500
johny001 calls $50
caressmedown raises to $225
Braisss folds
mmas3883 folds
keekee12 calls $175
johny001 calls $175
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9h 5h]
keekee12 checks
johny001 checks
caressmedown bets $400
keekee12 folds
johny001 raises to $1,275, and is capped
caressmedown calls $875, and is capped
johny001 shows [Js Kh]
caressmedown shows [Ac Ad]
*** TURN *** [Qh 9h 5h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9h 5h 6s] [4h]
johny001 shows a flush, King high
caressmedown shows a pair of Aces
johny001 wins the pot ($3,247) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***

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fold river

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lol

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you're the fattest one of them all

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sorry sir

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nice push dude!

Seat 1: CalBandGreat (438,216)
Seat 2: cheesemonster (1,661,288)
Seat 5: DF_Newbie (624,496)
CalBandGreat antes 3,500
cheesemonster antes 3,500
DF_Newbie antes 3,500
DF_Newbie posts the small blind of 14,000
CalBandGreat posts the big blind of 28,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
cheesemonster raises to 99,999
DF_Newbie raises to 620,996, and is all in
CalBandGreat folds
cheesemonster calls 520,997
DF_Newbie shows [Kd Jh]
cheesemonster shows [Ad Ks]
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5s 3c]
*** TURN *** [Ac 5s 3c] [Js]
DF_Newbie: gg
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5s 3c Js] [5c]
DF_Newbie shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
cheesemonster shows two pair, Aces and Fives
cheesemonster wins the pot (1,280,492) with two pair, Aces and Fives

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lol

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you're the fattest one of them all

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im not hatin, im just lollin

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levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar

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levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar

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Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley,
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy,
and if you wanna get popped in your knee,
just wipe that look off your bati face

You hate me cause I got what you need,
a pretty little daughter that we call Mixie, and,
if you wanna get beat physically
it will be over in a minute if ya

so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out, it went drip drip drip
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip

and it went - ugh
and the girl SUCKED OUT ON MY QUEENS - ugh
and thats that RUNNER RUNNER - it went ugh
and the girl SUCKED OUT WITH EIGHTS- ugh
and thats that BUSTO SOUND

when I kiss Mixie she makes me feel horny,
cause im the type of lover with the sensitivity,
when she kiss my neck and tickle me frenzy,
the right kind of love on a Sunday morning.

En el otro lado es donde vivi,
con mi hijita, que se llama Mixie,
y su hermana, si me quiere,
y ya horita, tenemos un bebe,


Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar
but they did not get too far
un poco despues tuve que regresar
con un chingo de dinero
cause you know im a star

me fui a costa rica
para tomar y sufea
placticaba con la rasa
cause they know who we are

Si no so dio cuenta
then I bet you never were
you must be a muneca
if your still standing still

[Chorus]

Me gusta mi reggae,
Me gusta punk rock,
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,

Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,
Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,

No tenga miedo, Im your papi,
take your chones, y les mandan a mi,
levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,
levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.

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i love u billy

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HOW ARE YOUR BOTS?

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Outplayed etc.

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still a nice score!

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BIRRYJEK: HAVENT YOU LEARNED THAT YOU DONT RUN GOOD IN DONKAMNTS?

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Don't forget about ths donkament you played in November:

1. knecht_poker $47,097 <---------- me obv
2. hawkins1 $29,568
3. NoPotForYou! $19,071
4. billyjex $13,833
5. croth8 $11,193
6. or not $9,081
7. PM21 $6,969
8. Phwap $4,963
9. jam3b0ne $3273

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Don't forget about ths donkament you played in November:

1. knecht_poker $47,097 <---------- me obv
2. hawkins1 $29,568
3. NoPotForYou! $19,071
4. billyjex $13,833
5. croth8 $11,193
6. or not $9,081
7. PM21 $6,969
8. Phwap $4,963
9. jam3b0ne $3273

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your first name isnt stu is it?

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What type of ice cream?

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Don't forget about ths donkament you played in November:

1. knecht_poker $47,097 <---------- me obv
2. hawkins1 $29,568
3. NoPotForYou! $19,071
4. billyjex $13,833
5. croth8 $11,193
6. or not $9,081
7. PM21 $6,969
8. Phwap $4,963
9. jam3b0ne $3273

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your first name isnt stu is it?

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nah, it's not.

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Don't forget about ths donkament you played in November:

1. knecht_poker $47,097 <---------- me obv
2. hawkins1 $29,568
3. NoPotForYou! $19,071
4. billyjex $13,833
5. croth8 $11,193
6. or not $9,081
7. PM21 $6,969
8. Phwap $4,963
9. jam3b0ne $3273

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your first name isnt stu is it?

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nah, it's not.

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lol

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What type of ice cream?

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SHERBET, INDIE BOY

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Don't forget about ths donkament you played in November:

1. knecht_poker $47,097 <---------- me obv
2. hawkins1 $29,568
3. NoPotForYou! $19,071
4. billyjex $13,833
5. croth8 $11,193
6. or not $9,081
7. PM21 $6,969
8. Phwap $4,963
9. jam3b0ne $3273

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annoying, i've had scores of 15k, 14k, 14k, 12k, and 9k (and never higher) when first place was 47k or more.

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sorbet fool

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still a nice score!

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i feel nice today so i only gave you herpes

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What type of ice cream?

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SHERBET, INDIE BOY

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HEY DIDNT U WIN 200K MATTIE THATS AWESOME U LUCKY [censored]

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sorry sir

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nice push dude!

Seat 1: CalBandGreat (438,216)
Seat 2: cheesemonster (1,661,288)
Seat 5: DF_Newbie (624,496)
CalBandGreat antes 3,500
cheesemonster antes 3,500
DF_Newbie antes 3,500
DF_Newbie posts the small blind of 14,000
CalBandGreat posts the big blind of 28,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
cheesemonster raises to 99,999
DF_Newbie raises to 620,996, and is all in
CalBandGreat folds
cheesemonster calls 520,997
DF_Newbie shows [Kd Jh]
cheesemonster shows [Ad Ks]
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5s 3c]
*** TURN *** [Ac 5s 3c] [Js]
DF_Newbie: gg
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5s 3c Js] [5c]
DF_Newbie shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
cheesemonster shows two pair, Aces and Fives
cheesemonster wins the pot (1,280,492) with two pair, Aces and Fives

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maybe he can use some of the $82K difference b/w your respective prizes and pay you to coach him on FT play?

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oh btw nice score

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sorry sir

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nice push dude!

Seat 1: CalBandGreat (438,216)
Seat 2: cheesemonster (1,661,288)
Seat 5: DF_Newbie (624,496)
CalBandGreat antes 3,500
cheesemonster antes 3,500
DF_Newbie antes 3,500
DF_Newbie posts the small blind of 14,000
CalBandGreat posts the big blind of 28,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
cheesemonster raises to 99,999
DF_Newbie raises to 620,996, and is all in
CalBandGreat folds
cheesemonster calls 520,997
DF_Newbie shows [Kd Jh]
cheesemonster shows [Ad Ks]
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5s 3c]
*** TURN *** [Ac 5s 3c] [Js]
DF_Newbie: gg
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5s 3c Js] [5c]
DF_Newbie shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
cheesemonster shows two pair, Aces and Fives
cheesemonster wins the pot (1,280,492) with two pair, Aces and Fives

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maybe he can use some of the $82K difference b/w your respective prizes and pay you to coach him on FT play?

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it's all [censored] luck numb nuts