SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

whieee first

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yay

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

was down like 9 buyins near the bottom, now only down like 5. grrr

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i'm so sick when i just sit there and focus...it's so hard to do though. any tips?

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Nice 1k day. If only poker could always be like this, sigh. Also what's up with my AF stats by street?

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p...t/1kdaymay.jpg

On another made another trip to the Borg last night and played 1-2 and 2-5 NL. During the first hour my top two ran into the bottom set of some old nit twice. No feeling is worse than stacking off to a nit. Also people were raising to 50 and 100 pf in my 1-2 game but I couldn't get any cards.

So I was down like 300 or so when this hand came up during the end of the night while I was playing 2-5 NL. Effective stacks are $300. 5 limpers to me in the SB with 99, I bump it to $45. one guy, kind of fishy, calls. Flop comes T82 rainbow. I check to show missed overs, he instapushes, I snap call, he tables 89. Turn and river are spades to complete his backdoor flush [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

So instead of being even I was down lik $600 on the night. But i guess today makes up for it.

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i'm so sick when i just sit there and focus...it's so hard to do though. any tips?

[/ QUOTE ]Is it something about where you normally play that causes you not to focus? I've been playing on my couch with the tv on, but thats about to stop.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

lol
well, sometimes i just cant focus so i multitable poker and 2+2 or youtube

i can't play a lot, so poker isn't a big deal for income for me, but i get annoyed after i lose focus and drop some money

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

EmmaH999: ty
EmmaH999: ty
EmmaH999: ty


-donkey as he turns a boat and the other guy shoves AI and its up to him. he says this in the chat and waits for like 10 seconds and hten calls with his 999 full. lol.

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EmmaH999: ty
EmmaH999: ty
EmmaH999: ty


-donkey as he turns a boat and the other guy shoves AI and its up to him. he says this in the chat and waits for like 10 seconds and hten calls with his 999 full. lol.

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lol, it's would've been hilarious if he timed out by mistake, or get disconnected.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

I do believe I'd make 2-3x more if I just folded to every raise postflop.

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EmmaH999: ty
EmmaH999: ty
EmmaH999: ty


-donkey as he turns a boat and the other guy shoves AI and its up to him. he says this in the chat and waits for like 10 seconds and hten calls with his 999 full. lol.

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lol, it's would've been hilarious if he timed out by mistake, or get disconnected.

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yeah, or if the other guy had quads or something.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

dropped 5buyins in 30mins. my new record! woohoo

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i repeat to adamwsomecrappynumber,

I will play you heads-up as early as the 23rd.

ty

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ugh should have listened to baluga thm. mofoooo

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ugh should have listened to baluga thm. mofoooo

[/ QUOTE ]I told you poker is evil.

<3 Mom and Dad

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

nice day shpanko,
you were killing me

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http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...edoc85/513.jpg

today afl;akjdflkafa;adfa obv im getting unstuck in a few minutes

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nice day shpanko,
you were killing me

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Really? I don't know your SN so I have no idea lol. Anyway I was just running hot.

Also to futuredoc, much <3 for the avatar. ATHF 4 teh Wynn

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

im up $8,000 for the turning stone week \o/

(1/2 and tournaments with random sngs)

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

Is that live play or does that include online play? Also why did you not play any NL above 1-2? Shouldn't you be ballin at 5-10 nl?

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LAPTOP. TUESDAY. THAT IS ALL.

P.S. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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[censored] im so sick of this [censored]... have a nice +3 BI sesh of wateva, about to close the tables. then i get into this super deep stacked hand where the dude gets it allin drawing to 4 outs or wateva and hits, taking me back to breakeven.

happened for the past 3 days and im seriously so tired of it

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

i cant [censored] play anymore.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $381.70
BB: $364.45
UTG: $200.90
MP: $321.50
CO: $443.75
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $199.00</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $8.00</font>, CO calls $8.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $39.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $443.75</font>, Hero calls all-in for $160.00
Uncalled bet of $244.75 returned to CO

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($409) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($409) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($409) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $409.00 ($3 Rake)

CO had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON (+$207.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$199.00)


brag: fpps. got alot of points today whee.
beat: down $1600 or so.
beat: i have work tomorrow at subway where i make $6.50/hour due to parents making me.


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Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

will,
post int he life thread.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

touché

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

3000 points for platinum tonite. I think I'm going to go for it.

Or go broke trying.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

googogogog crosse.

btw, sorry for beating your KK on that QQx board.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

That was a horrible HORRIBLE call by me. It made me stop and actually start playing poker from that point forward.

Also, nice to see you at the tables.

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[censored] im so sick of this [censored]... have a nice +3 BI sesh of wateva, about to close the tables. then i get into this super deep stacked hand where the dude gets it allin drawing to 4 outs or wateva and hits, taking me back to breakeven.

happened for the past 3 days and im seriously so tired of it

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lol, took a 15 minute break then started up the tables again.

got it allin twice... once as a 3:1 favourite, other he was drawing to 2 outs

lose both

i quit for afew days

bye

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

I'm really quite embarassed by it actually.

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hm. do you think theres any way i could have played it differently?

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

Sometimes it's fun to play like a donk in order to induce action. Obviously I was stacking him no matter what but I still thought this hand was hilarious. My roommate was trying to get me to bet $9 again on the river and I was really tempted to but I wanted value and thought shoving looks really fishy given my line. Anyway, lol at me being a fish.

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
6 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

SB: $284.35
BB: $200.00
UTG: $386.65
<font color="black">Shpanko (MP): $283.40</font>
CO: $220.95
BTN: $344.45

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Shpanko is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Shpanko raises to $8.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $8.00, 2 folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($19) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Shpanko bets $9.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $33.00</font>, Shpanko calls $24.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($85) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Shpanko bets $9.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $55.00</font>, Shpanko calls $46.00

<font color="black">River:</font> ($195) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Shpanko bets all-in for $187.40</font>, BTN calls $187.40

Pot Size: $569.80 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$283.40)
Shpanko had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$283.40)

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

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beat: i have work tomorrow at subway where i make $6.50/hour due to parents making me.


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that sux yo. Are you Asian? seems like something Asian parents would do.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

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beat: i have work tomorrow at subway where i make $6.50/hour due to parents making me.


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$6.5 an hour? Just imagine you are 1 tabling 1-2 NL for 1.5 BB/100, cuz that's enjoyable right?

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

umm i don't really think so.
If you don't get aggressive your probably losing value b/c the PFR isn't going to be betting t/r with much less.

I like the way you played it and hate the way i did.

Re: SSNL POKER [cheese] thread May PT 2
 

one of you guys (crosse91/Orange) should post this hand so we can see it. I'm bored and demand entertainment

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38th

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yes im asian.

yes beatin 1/2 for 1.5ptbb/100 is awesome.

and no, this job is not of my own will. my mom nearly flipped a bitch when she asked how much i kept online (she thought like 5k lol).