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PattdownManiac 05-03-2007 12:37 AM

BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
I wont go into the long boring tale of what led up to it, but when I finally drove home from work it was like my body knew now was a good time and wasn't letting back, so I raced into my bathroom. I couldn't make it to the toilet in time so I let go into the sink, alot. And now it is all like floating around in the sink and not going down. What is my play?

doubLe a tom 05-03-2007 12:39 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
fall asleep on your back next time you have to vomit.

Barretboy 05-03-2007 12:43 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
same thing happened to my sink freshman year, douchebag roommate.

PattdownManiac 05-03-2007 12:44 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
In reality I have been a sink thrower up'er for a long time. Why stick my head in a toilet? Also I throw up hard, so the toilet water splashes back up into my face, which is so disgusting it causes me to continue to throw up. But I think all my other sink vomits have been alcohol related, this one was just like the flu, so I was throwing up food chunks and the like. And clog'ed the sob. How do you unclog it?

thebigyak 05-03-2007 12:47 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
Draino? Plunger?

Kirbynator 05-03-2007 01:13 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
OMGGGGGGGGG are you kidding the EXACT same thing happened to me a while ago.

I was so drunk that I just took all that was in the bottom with my bare hands and tried to transport it little by little to the toilet.

Fun times.

doubLe a tom 05-03-2007 01:15 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
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OMGGGGGGGGG are you kidding the EXACT same thing happened to me a while ago.


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OMG YOU DONT SAY!!! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT 2 RETARDS HAVE PUKED INTO THE SINK AND CLOGGED IT??!1!!!?!!

Lurker. 05-03-2007 01:28 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
it [censored] happened to me once. unclogging it was a bitch. from now on, after a night of heavy drinking, the toilet is my puke place of choice.

I_AM_EVIL 05-03-2007 01:40 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
Get a large spoon and a bucket and start scooping. Once you have 90% of it out of the sink run hot water and start smashing the chunks up with the back of the spoon. Gravity should take care of the problem.

samsonite2100 05-03-2007 01:51 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
Take a picture of it and make a new post here where you auction off yourself eating it. Then eat it. Problem solved and cash in your pocket.

PattdownManiac 05-03-2007 01:53 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
I'm going to try pooring boiling water in with it. And if that doesn't work, I'll just stop using my sink.

TheBronzer 05-03-2007 02:00 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
just use [censored] draino or liquid plumber

I hope this story involves you and 30 shots of cheap vodka

Kirbynator 05-03-2007 02:17 AM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
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OMGGGGGGGGG are you kidding the EXACT same thing happened to me a while ago.


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OMG YOU DONT SAY!!! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT 2 RETARDS HAVE PUKED INTO THE SINK AND CLOGGED IT??!1!!!?!!

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OMGGGGGGGGGG IM SUPER SERIAL

roaaahhh 05-03-2007 02:23 AM

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fall asleep on your back next time you have to vomit.

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funniest thing i have ever read.

PattdownManiac 05-03-2007 05:59 PM

Re: BEAT: Just Clogged my Sink with Vomit
 
You thought that was really clever?


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