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need a intimidating/challenging statement for my poker flyer
I am having a tourney this weekend inviting some of the wifes friends, my own, and co workers. Im making a flyer to put up at work.
I won a 200$ limit tourney at a brick and mortar and am a cocky bastard. I bought a bracelet on ebay for the winner of the tourney. Im making a flyer with a pic of me and my trophy, and a pic of the bracelet for the tourneys winner. http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4746/hpim0302xo3.jpg http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3017/hpim0303ve6.jpg I want to put it up on the cork board at work with a statement like "Want to beat the champ?" Or something but im drawing a blank. Any suggestions? "think you can take the Champs hardware?" "Think you got what it takes to take this away from me?" etc... something. Thanks in advance Axe |
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<img src="http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/4672/pokerchallengemv9.png" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/>
here's what I have fornow unless someone can think osomethign better. I know I am cool! |
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1. I can't believe this doesn't warrant a ban.
2. Your flyer should read, "Please come and rob my home game" (advertising with flyers is dumb, it attracts the wrong kind of attention) 3. BAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHA AHA at those pics. |
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BAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHA AHA at those pics. [/ QUOTE ] |
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"Think you got what it takes to take this away from me?" [/ QUOTE ] Leveling? From the looks of the pictures, unfortunately no. |
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Why don't you just open your own card room? It is easy and more profitable than the tourney grind. You will rake it in.
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Lol THanks guys. I am dead sexy. No info is on the flyer but thanks anyway.
Axe |
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http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/467...allengemv9.png
[/ QUOTE ] Posted it at work. It was a hit. Haters need not post. I like how it turned out. |
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This thread is awesome, and I promise it will become even more awesome.
Don't lock! PS no this is not intimidating, I will work on it in the morning. Also no buy-in info WTF - bought bracelet on ebay lol |
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I won a 200$ limit tourney at a brick and mortar and am a cocky bastard. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] No info is on the flyer but thanks anyway. [/ QUOTE ] https://home.comcast.net/~electrobc/plaque.jpg Hmm... Fall Poker Classic, champion, Oct. 1, 2004 limit hold'em. Googled to... http://www.pokerpages.com/tournament/result10182.htm OKay, so... You won a 93 person $200+25 B&M LHE tourney in Minnesota back in '04. Any tourney win is cool IMO, seriously, but between the flyer, buying "world champion" bracelets online, and challenging people to come take them from you... might be a little much for the feat. Home poker is becoming one of my favorite forums though. This is quality stuff right here. |
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This has potential...
Name: Allan Klemz AKA "K Train" Location: Blaine, MN, United States Cashes: 1 Total Winnings: $7,362 First Place Finishes: 1 Age: 29 Marital Status: Married Children: 0 Started Playing Poker: In the Marines. Favorite Poker Game: 7 Card Stud, No Limit Texas Holde Em Ambition: Poker: Win a WSOP Bracelet. Hobbies: Working out. Television. Movies. Runescape. Favorite Movie: Payback Favorite Music: Gangsta Rap obviously. Favorite Place: Arizona Favorite Celebrity: Steve Buscemi Poker Players I Respect Most: Greg Raymer Peter Feldman If I could change anything in the world: Ensure all people say their prayers and eat thri vitamins. If I could change anything in the poker world: Stricter punishment for talking about your hand and player abuse. |
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I've been trying to avoid posting in this thread, but it can't be helped:
[ QUOTE ] Favorite Poker Game: 7 Card Stud, No Limit Texas Holde Em [/ QUOTE ] Is it fancier if it has an extra 'e' ? [ QUOTE ] Ambition: Poker: Win a WSOP Bracelet. Favorite Music: Gangsta Rap obviously. If I could change anything in the world: Ensure all people say their prayers and eat thri vitamins. [/ QUOTE ] .... nevermind. |
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You'd better have the balls to post a detailed trip report when you lose, after starting this thread....
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https://home.comcast.net/~electrobc/sids4.jpg Def more intimidating now. [/ QUOTE ] Winner. |
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Nice detective work, Gonzo.
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[ QUOTE ] I won a 200$ limit tourney at a brick and mortar and am a cocky bastard. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] No info is on the flyer but thanks anyway. [/ QUOTE ] https://home.comcast.net/~electrobc/plaque.jpg Hmm... Fall Poker Classic, champion, Oct. 1, 2004 limit hold'em. Googled to... http://www.pokerpages.com/tournament/result10182.htm OKay, so... You won a 93 person $200+25 B&M LHE tourney in Minnesota back in '04. Any tourney win is cool IMO, seriously, but between the flyer, buying "world champion" bracelets online, and challenging people to come take them from you... might be a little much for the feat. Home poker is becoming one of my favorite forums though. This is quality stuff right here. [/ QUOTE ] I never claimed sanity, just wanted a better quote for the corkboard. The bracelet was found on ebay, although the pictures say World Poker Champion, which is admittedly corny, if you read the Auction description http://cgi.ebay.com/Poker-Bracelet-Silve...1QQcmdZViewItem you'll notice "Our bracelet currently differs from the photo in that it says "Poker Champion" rather than "World Poker Champion"." I may be crazy but I know if I went around sporting a Word Poker Champion bracelet, I would be king of the Chavs and anyone who got it would never wear it. However a non descript poker champion bracelt is much more hot and is a touch of class to an already classy home tourney. Structure is a friendly one. 10$ buy in for 1000 chips 2 optional 10$ rebuys within first 3 levels Paying 3 spots depending on amount of people. Invited about 40 people, will be happy if 25 show and 16 actually play. I will win. Because when I get to the Final Table I've been there before and am not just happy to be there. I'm chasing history, not cashes! |
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Invited about 40 people, will be happy if 25 show and 16 actually play. I will win. Because when I get to the Final Table I've been there before [/ QUOTE ] lol @ "final table" with 16 people in the tournament - this requires picture and trip report |
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https://home.comcast.net/~electrobc/klemz.jpg
Another possible tourney poster, maybe even more intimidating... or not |
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HAHAHAHAH i am cracking up at OP, the photoshops, and OP again
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looool omg more pics please
heeee hawwwwwwwwwwwww |
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I fail to see how my request on this forum makes me a Douschebag. I won't spazz out like Daniel Negreanu and try force respect from you, but I also don't see how a leather faced bondage S & M scene relates to me (Unless you are insinuating that my skill is so great that grown men offer themselves to be my submissive slaves in hopes of me teaching them how to play?).
I'm all for fun, but I wonder what gets me the lable of Low Buy-in Limit Tool (I busted out of the 1k buy in main event the day prior), while others get concise and helpful feedback? NVG, BBV, and TV forums are fine to disect and insult those discussed but I assumed the raw poker threads were the community helping each other out? I guess only results will prove anything to you. Be assured I will be bringing home the bracelet this weekend, and further on to Event 38 of the WSOP where I will dominate the field. Anyone so brave as to question my awe inspiring skills I lay down the ultimate challenge to compete alongside me in this tourney. Just don't embarrass yourself when the shine off my bracelet blinds your eyes and you mistakenly call me down with a 9 high sending you to the rail; BUSTO. K Train out |
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I called for backup to get you more pics made yesterday.
They are just having fun. Its all good natured and hopefully you find some of them funny. Good luck in your tourneys. Oh and, you guys can feel free to bump that BBV thread if you want more people to see it and make pics. |
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AMJ, don't sweat it. I'm sure in your social circle the fliers were received as intended and went over well. But for some people who don't know you, seen from the outside it can be a little silly. That's cool, we all have stuff like that. Don't get too involved in defending yourself, rather step back and appreciate the silly.
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I fail to see how my request on this forum makes me a Douschebag. [/ QUOTE ] Unless you're from Germany, you added an 's'. And it was this original statement: "I won a 200$ limit tourney at a brick and mortar and am a cocky bastard" ... plus your overall "presumed" arrogance, that brings out the wolves. Now, it seems you also have some potential: [ QUOTE ] Unless you are insinuating that my skill is so great that grown men offer themselves to be my submissive slaves in hopes of me teaching them how to play?). [/ QUOTE ] ...so I'm hoping you dial it back a bit (rather than this previous reply/challenge) and go on to big things here in HP. |
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Guys I'm very certain OP has autism please do not pick too harshly on him.
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The OG was just too hard to resist, tho i get minus points for originality
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The OG was just too hard to resist, tho i get minus points for originality http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...traped-new.jpg [/ QUOTE ] i be awestruck yo!!! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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