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cantsitstillbr 05-01-2007 03:50 PM

Fantasy bar fight tournement to the death (round 1) (attempt 2)
 
Rules:

1. Fight ends when the other person is dead.

2. No weapons allowed.

3. The fight takes place in a typical bar, however, the bar has been cleared of all loose objects. This means contestants are basicly limited to smashing heads into walls and booths or whatever else you can think of that doesnt involve using anything as a weapon.

4. Some people are real, some are fantasy. Any traits the fantasy characters have in their movie or show they will have in the fight. However, if they usually have weapons..they will have no weapons!

5. All people are considered to be in their prime

6. There are 2 parts to the bracket for seeding purposes. For simplicity they will be north and south.

7. Votes will be taken for 24 hours.

willie 05-01-2007 04:00 PM

Re: Fantasy bar fight tournement to the death (round 1) (attempt 2)
 
bob sapp would [censored] destroy jack bauer- jesus god almighty it would be laughable.

bas ruten w/ the bing bang boom > maximus

Bulldog 05-01-2007 04:05 PM

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Is it bad that I don't know who/what 8 of these things are?

cantsitstillbr 05-01-2007 04:07 PM

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Is it bad that I don't know who/what 8 of these things are?

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yeah actually I think I screwed up and made it where you had to vote on all of them. if a mod can change that itd prolly be good.

XXXNoahXXX 05-01-2007 04:08 PM

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"THere are two brackets for seeding purposes."

Did you even seed them? You messed up again moron. The proper steps are

1) nomination thread
2) poll for purposes of overall ranking or at least use some sense
3) this thread.


buffy the vampire slayer at #7 w/o weapons?

Bob Sapp at 15?

Shaq>Kimbo>Sapp?

JasonK 05-01-2007 04:10 PM

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Most people voting probably don't even know who Sapp and Bas are.

RayPowers 05-01-2007 04:12 PM

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Since this is in a bar Bas Rutten should have the obvious edge. He literally made the video on how to win this fight!

I'm depressed B.A. Barracus didn't make it in. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I am of course voting for my 22 five year olds to go all the way.

Ray

RayPowers 05-01-2007 04:15 PM

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Disown my friend or no?

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Dude, Buffy killed-- a 500 year old Vampire, her own boyfriend (also a vampire), a demon the size of a building, a freakin' God, and the original source of all evil. I think she can handle one B action movie actor.

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More:
Friend [1:16 PM]:
No weapons whatsoever? In that case, Buffy wins, since she has superpowers.
Ray Powers [1:16 PM]:
You dare discount Chuck's Roundhouse kick as not being a super power?
Friend [1:16 PM]:
Yes
Friend [1:17 PM]:
Since Buffy would just, well, dodge it. Because she has real superpowers.


Ray

cantsitstillbr 05-01-2007 04:17 PM

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"THere are two brackets for seeding purposes."

Did you even seed them? You messed up again moron. The proper steps are

1) nomination thread
2) poll for purposes of overall ranking or at least use some sense
3) this thread.


buffy the vampire slayer at #7 w/o weapons?

Bob Sapp at 15?

Shaq>Kimbo>Sapp?

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dont vote then duchebag...its like the NCAA's the seeding is very general

ScottieK 05-01-2007 04:18 PM

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Also suggest choosing a specific Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle....my favorite is Donatello, but I think Raph is the strongest.

Voting for Lawrence Taylor no matter what [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

ScottieK

cantsitstillbr 05-01-2007 04:21 PM

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Since this is in a bar Bas Rutten should have the obvious edge. He literally made the video on how to win this fight!


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http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...61901291171635

RayPowers 05-01-2007 04:21 PM

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OP, you have screwed up, but it's not like anyone explained it to you. No big deal. Thread still has potential.

Why oh why no B.A. tho?

Ray

XXXNoahXXX 05-01-2007 04:23 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"THere are two brackets for seeding purposes."

Did you even seed them? You messed up again moron. The proper steps are

1) nomination thread
2) poll for purposes of overall ranking or at least use some sense
3) this thread.


buffy the vampire slayer at #7 w/o weapons?

Bob Sapp at 15?

Shaq>Kimbo>Sapp?

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dont vote then duchebag...its like the NCAA's the seeding is very general

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lol i was just giving u a hard time. also, i think your comparison to the NCAA is not any good. sure there might be some 8s that be 7s and vice versa, but not 7 should be 16 ,etc.

samjjones 05-01-2007 04:35 PM

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How can you have a bar fight tournament that doesn't include Dalton from Road House? His bare hands throat ripping out power would make him a force to be reckoned with.

Buffy? WTF?

nyc999 05-01-2007 04:40 PM

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At this rate, I predict the "(attempt 7)" thread will be excellent.

in48092 05-01-2007 04:44 PM

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Gracie would demolish The Rock. Whats wrong with ypu people?

KidCornelia 05-01-2007 04:54 PM

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how can you have this tournament and not have Dalton from "Roadhouse"? It is a bar fight, isn't it? He might have been the ultimate bar bad ass.

MuresanForMVP 05-01-2007 04:57 PM

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How can you have a bar fight tournament that doesn't include Dalton from Road House? His bare hands throat ripping out power would make him a force to be reckoned with.

Buffy? WTF?

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I'm glad we're on the same pag Sam ...OP, this is yet another half-assed attempt. This thread has potential but it just seems like you're throwing names in a hat and then putting them in a poll. Buffy? Terrell F'ing Owens?!? Did you even look at the nominations?

SackUp 05-01-2007 05:13 PM

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Odd selections and seedings.

wslee00 05-01-2007 05:25 PM

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dude - bruce lee in his prime? unstoppable

yeah - and bas rutten will take down maximus anyday

JasonK 05-01-2007 05:29 PM

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I can't believe 8 people voted Shaq over Fedor.

TxSteve 05-01-2007 05:33 PM

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I don't believe that rocky balboa could willingly hurt a dog..

BUTKUS!!!!!

john voight 05-01-2007 07:15 PM

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how the [censored] does Tarell Owens not beat the [censored] out of Daniel Craig?

MuresanForMVP 05-01-2007 07:27 PM

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how the [censored] does Tarell Owens not beat the [censored] out of Daniel Craig?

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It said "Daniel Craig's 007"...have you seen Casino Royale?

-Wtf would Owens be on this list anyways? that's so random

danvh 05-01-2007 07:45 PM

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Whats a Chuck Liddell??
http://myspace-039.vo.llnwd.net/0070...04308039_m.jpg

Ok, got that out of my system. Anyway, Gracie would break the Rock and Bas should be able to take Maximus.

laser16 05-01-2007 08:01 PM

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how does the ufc champ get a 4 seed wtf?

SNOWBALL 05-01-2007 08:12 PM

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All,

If you think Shaq would beat Fedor, then you are more wrong about this than anything most people have been wrong about in their lives. This opinion is so damning to your general intelligence, and to your worth as a human being, that it should go on your permanent record, right next to your three DUIs, and your 150 credit rating.

cantsitstillbr 05-01-2007 09:24 PM

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how does the ufc champ get a 4 seed wtf?

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less killing experiance

DeadMoney_J 05-01-2007 10:57 PM

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All,

If you think Shaq would beat Fedor, then you are more wrong about this than anything most people have been wrong about in their lives. This opinion is so damning to your general intelligence, and to your worth as a human being, that it should go on your permanent record, right next to your three DUIs, and your 150 credit rating.

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I'm baffled by the number of votes that Shaq received as well.

nickg1532 05-01-2007 11:20 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
All,

If you think Shaq would beat Fedor, then you are more wrong about this than anything most people have been wrong about in their lives. This opinion is so damning to your general intelligence, and to your worth as a human being, that it should go on your permanent record, right next to your three DUIs, and your 150 credit rating.

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I'm baffled by the number of votes that Shaq received as well.

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me too. most of the people that voted for shaq probably have no idea who fedor is

mondo 05-01-2007 11:31 PM

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Does LT have unlimited amounts of blow ?

Bruce Lee in his prime, FTW.

peace, mondo

danvh 05-01-2007 11:44 PM

Re: Fantasy bar fight tournement to the death (round 1) (attempt 2)
 
Have to give some quick links for those not familiar with the MMA guys..


Fedor

Bas
- note some was in Pancrase, which is doesnt allow closed fists, for those wondering about the huge slaps
Bas in bar

Royce
-audio sucks on this, might want to turn it off..

I would add stuff for Liddell or Sapp, but those races arent as close.
Also if anyone has better highlights, feel free to post them in stead of these. These were just the first decent onces I saw

MuresanForMVP 05-02-2007 12:26 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Have to give some quick links for those not familiar with the MMA guys..


Fedor

Bas
- note some was in Pancrase, which is doesnt allow closed fists, for those wondering about the huge slaps
Bas in bar

Royce
-audio sucks on this, might want to turn it off..

I would add stuff for Liddell or Sapp, but those races arent as close.
Also if anyone has better highlights, feel free to post them in stead of these. These were just the first decent onces I saw

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that fedor video is awesome...I love how they used Rob Zombie-Superbeast


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