Best pick up lines/openers
 

Hev BBV post your best pickup lines or ways to start talking to randomly chicks here.

If in a club or w/e I just ask them to dance most of the time. But in a coffe shop or pub I usually just use the standard

"did you see those two girls fighting before over there?"
It's pretty old but doesn't look like I'm trying to shoot an angle and girls love bitchiness LDO and always want to know what happened.

Anyone else got a favourite that they use

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Nice shirt, wanna [censored]?

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"Who IS the drizzle?"

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Nice pussy, wanna [censored]?

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fyp

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i like "what up, killa"

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"Excuse me, are you related to a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you"

extra points for being so dumb that it instantly breaks the ice.

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Nice shirt, wanna [censored]?

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Haven't tried that one.

On St Pats Day I told every reasonable** chick I walked past that I was going this -----. way if she wanted some tho.

** I was well slaughtered and had some massive beer goggles but they were at least all probably thin.

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"i has a fat weener."

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"i has a bucket."

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"are you going to walk to your car by yourself later, thanks, ill be standing over here watching you all night"

dc is great.

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bend over.

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inside?

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"sup bro?"

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http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s...ERNAUT_CAT.jpg

works every time, i promise

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"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."

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F OOT

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I swear it works every time.

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does this rag smell like choloforum to you?
(yes I know I cant spell)

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you: hey wanna go out for pizza maybe a little sex
girl: what???? no
you: why you dont like pizza?

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Is heaven missing an angel, because you've got nice cans

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I want to see The.Accoutants pick up lines, I hear he is a master PUA.

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hi my names kiran whats up

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http://www.technosafari.com/imglib/p...a%20shuvel.JPG

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wins by a field goal

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I want to see The.Accoutants pick up lines, I hear he is a master PUA.

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QFT

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" Hi i'm (insert name). I'm Supernova."

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"does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?"

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i was the one who pulled the fire alarm today..and than i went over to mr XXX and yelled "[censored] YOU"!!

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I have an eleven inch penis......... AROUND

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"My best friend died and I was wondering how long I should wait before I sleep with his girlfriend.... well, I guess she's his exgirlfriend now."

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I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is a little bit of U wrapped up in it.

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I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is a little bit of U wrapped up in it.

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that's hot.

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Ever had your uterus bruised?

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"Do you have any raisins?"

- No

"Then how about a date?"

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Opinion openers from every day life.

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Opinion openers from every day life.

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"My best friend died and I was wondering how long I should wait before I sleep with his girlfriend.... well, I guess she's his exgirlfriend now."



Id say that this is an opinion opener

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"suck my whistle whistle"

32% of the time, it gets them 81% of the time

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"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."

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I heard this lame frat boy drop this line on two girls who were standing next to my table at a bar. He was standing beside the girls for like two minutes, waited for a pause, and delivered. He did not appreciate my friends and I laughing at his lame ass.

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Yo wut up gurl I play ten $6 dollar turbos at the same time.