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SossMan 04-27-2007 07:09 PM

Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
http://www.tweakmonster.com/articles...ages/qtips.jpg


I'm talking like 3x a day. I can't stop. I get itchy-ear and I need to satisfy the need or I drive myself crazy. I need that eargasm. It's so weird because I'm not compulsive about anything else...just those cotton-tipped beauties.

I don't really know what I expect out of this thread, but I had to get it off my chest.

TobDog 04-27-2007 07:10 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Some things are better kept a secret.

guids 04-27-2007 07:10 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Im with ya. Sometimes though, I like to go a week w/o using so when I do it feels all that much more awesome.

fslexcduck 04-27-2007 07:12 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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Im with ya. Sometimes though, I like to go a week w/o using so when I do it feels all that much more awesome.

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QFT. do you also feel a sense of accomplishment when you can get 2-3 whole swabs a dark evenly coated shade of orange?

guids 04-27-2007 07:13 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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Im with ya. Sometimes though, I like to go a week w/o using so when I do it feels all that much more awesome.

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QFT. do you also feel a sense of accomplishment when you can get 2-3 whole swabs a dark evenly coated shade of orange?

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Uh, no, thats disgusting, rarely is there much of anything on the swab, even after a week.

g-bebe 04-27-2007 07:14 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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Im with ya. Sometimes though, I like to go a week w/o using so when I do it feels all that much more awesome.

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QFT. do you also feel a sense of accomplishment when you can get 2-3 whole swabs a dark evenly coated shade of orange?

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Uh, no, thats disgusting, rarely is there much of anything on the swab, even after a week.

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LOLLOLOLL

SossMan 04-27-2007 07:27 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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Im with ya. Sometimes though, I like to go a week w/o using so when I do it feels all that much more awesome.

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omg, a week...i think i'd die.

MrTrik 04-27-2007 07:40 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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http://www.tweakmonster.com/articles...ages/qtips.jpg


I'm talking like 3x a day. I can't stop. I get itchy-ear and I need to satisfy the need or I drive myself crazy. I need that eargasm. It's so weird because I'm not compulsive about anything else...just those cotton-tipped beauties.

I don't really know what I expect out of this thread, but I had to get it off my chest.

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uh-oh. This could quickly degrade to another lip balm addiction thread.

ClassicBob 04-27-2007 07:43 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Whenever i read/hear about ears/earwax, I get much more sensitive and aware of my ears. They feel like they are throbbing as I type this.

slothinator 04-27-2007 07:48 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
My wife has this addiction. Her eyes roll back in her head; I can't compete with the Q-tips.

Montalvo 04-27-2007 08:03 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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My wife has this addiction. Her eyes roll back in her head; I can't compete with the Q-tips.

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No, not competition, but synergy! Tell her you've got a double-penetration offer she can't refuse - the Q-tip in the ear, and, well, you can do whatever you want for the other penetration...

BellagioPlayer 04-27-2007 08:11 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5...ectionsfj7.jpg

MegaloMialo 04-27-2007 08:33 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
once a day does it for me.

Blarg 04-27-2007 08:44 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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Im with ya. Sometimes though, I like to go a week w/o using so when I do it feels all that much more awesome.

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QFT. do you also feel a sense of accomplishment when you can get 2-3 whole swabs a dark evenly coated shade of orange?

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Uh, no, thats disgusting, rarely is there much of anything on the swab, even after a week.

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I gotta wash my ears like anyone, but I almost never had anything to clean out of them even after months and months, until I got a cat with ear mites. Now dogs chase me up trees and my wax is for the first time colored and builds up fairly often.

slothinator 04-27-2007 08:46 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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My wife has this addiction. Her eyes roll back in her head; I can't compete with the Q-tips.

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No, not competition, but synergy! Tell her you've got a double-penetration offer she can't refuse - the Q-tip in the ear, and, well, you can do whatever you want for the other penetration...

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I've made the offer; she has refused. But I'm not giving up. I think this has the potential to blow her mind, assuming she doesn't puncture her ear drum during climax.

Blarg 04-27-2007 08:50 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Just be sure she knows which thing is going where, or she'll think you're just weird.

casey_brick 04-27-2007 09:02 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
go for the buld syringe does a much better job and keeps the ithcy ear away.

whiskeytown 04-27-2007 09:22 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
I found the best way to get a good swab is right after the shower - all the water loosens up the wax -

GL with that.

rb

drexah 04-27-2007 09:41 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
when my ears are cold i like to take the lobes and push them up from the bottom into my ear, it seriously feels good.

MVPaul 04-27-2007 09:44 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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I'm talking like 3x a day. I can't stop. I get itchy- urethra and I need to satisfy the need or I drive myself crazy. I need that orgasm. It's so weird because I'm not compulsive about anything else...just those cotton-tipped beauties.

I don't really know what I expect out of this thread, but I had to get it off my chest.

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Blarg 04-27-2007 09:51 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Come on, get down with the sickness ...

imitation 04-27-2007 09:56 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Seach for my thread about impacted ear wax then you'll stop doing it....

blutarski 04-27-2007 10:07 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Anyone ever try the Amish ear candle thing?

Paul B. 04-28-2007 12:59 AM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
I have this addiction (at least 5 times a day if I'm at home) but I use this stick thing that is curved at the end. I forget what it's called but it's soooooo much better than Q-tips.

Corpsebean 04-28-2007 02:30 AM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Man I got mono (finishing it up now) and for some reason Q-tips really, really felt fantastic. I was cleaning my ears like 10 times a day.

Now not so much, and I kind of miss it.

My_Name_Is_Hov 04-28-2007 02:55 AM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
doesnt anyone just pick their ear with ur pinky finger?

MicroBob 04-28-2007 04:56 AM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
That's what I pretty much do.

The Q-tip thing is way to icky/creepy to me for some reason.

GF uses cotton-balls. She puts them in her ears after she showers and usually leaves them in there for an hour or two.

Jeff W 04-28-2007 04:58 AM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
I think this is bad for ear health.

Plus everyone knows the most satisfying way to clean your ears is with hydrogen peroxide.

DavidC 04-28-2007 06:01 AM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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when my ears are cold i like to take the lobes and push them up from the bottom into my ear, it seriously feels good.

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This thread has so much untapped potential it's crazy.

Ok, ok. I clean my belly button so thoroughly sometimes that it actually hurts to do so.

lol anyone else?

hanster 04-28-2007 07:08 AM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Sossman,

Have you ever had your gf or someone else earpick for you? It is so good.

http://www.secret.ne.jp/~i-shi/pic/earpick.JPG

Just sit in their lap and let them do the work. However, it'd be dangerous for someone who's not very careful

mason55 04-28-2007 07:52 AM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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Sossman,

Have you ever had your gf or someone else earpick for you? It is so good.

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Wow I thoght I was the only one who let a girl use one of thsoe things. Those are awesome, so much better than qtips.

PocketJokers72 04-28-2007 12:59 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
http://www.townoffrisco.com/images/r...s/dmv/keys.jpg

SuitedSixes 04-28-2007 01:27 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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My wife has this addiction. Her eyes roll back in her head; I can't compete with the Q-tips.

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I have a theory that women really do enjoy sex more than men do. Stick your finger in your ear. Now what feels better . . . your finger or your ear?

DonkeyKongSr 04-28-2007 01:32 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Crazy. I probably clean my ears once a month and I don't get much out. Maybe someday when I care enough, I'll Google for what causes some people to have more wax than others.

guids 04-28-2007 01:33 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
The eargasm is different from the orgasm, so I dont think the feelings are synergistic. The eargasm is what you feel like right after you nut, sleepy and content, but you can prolong it for like 5 minutes which is awesome. I dont think sleepy and content is how you want your women during sex.

willw9 04-28-2007 01:58 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
POTY

Uglyowl 04-28-2007 02:05 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
Careful with how deep you go, if you push enough up your ear, it will harden and then keep building and building and building...

szw 04-28-2007 02:18 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
I enjoy digging the wax out of my dogs ears.

ImsaKidd 04-28-2007 04:05 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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Seach for my thread about impacted ear wax then you'll stop doing it....

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link?

Dids 04-28-2007 04:19 PM

Re: Dear OOT: I have an addiction
 
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I think this is bad for ear health.

Plus everyone knows the most satisfying way to clean your ears is with hydrogen peroxide.

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Trying this ASAP. To you do it just on the outside, or in the ear as well?


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