New MTV Reality Series About Virgin Guys
 

So I'm about to come home from the gym this morning when two girls come up to me. "Hi. We're casting for a new reality series on MTV."

"Cool. What is it?"

"It's about older guys who are virgins."

WTF? Why are they coming to me with this? Do I come off as a virgin to complete strangers? They hand me the little flyer. Here's what it says.

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MTV is casting a new, fun documentary style reality series that follows virgin guys (18 & up) on their quest to find a girlfriend/lover.

...Do you get nervous around women?
...Do the girls you meet think of you more like a brother rather than a boyfriend/lover?
...Are people surprised to know you are a virgin?
...Do you find it difficult to pull youself away from you busy schedule to meet any girls? (e.g. work. studies, basevall season, video games.)

Everyone has their own unique reasons why they are still a virgin...

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I think they left out the reason "Women tend to be huge [censored]." My roommate's telling me to do it. "What do you got to lose," he said. Pride and dignity would be my answer.

Then again how much pride and dignity can you have when you're still a virgin?

What's my play BBV?

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DO IT. There are probably MTV groupies that would do you cause they saw you on TV.

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wait so they picked you out of the crowd, asked you to be on their show, and you're actually a virgin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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wait so they picked you out of the crowd, asked you to be on their show, and you're actually a virgin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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i dont even know how i can troll this to make it any better than it is now

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wait so they picked you out of the crowd, asked you to be on their show, and you're actually a virgin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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considering how easy it easy to call his virginity OVER THE INTERNET FOR GODSAKE it's probably pretty easy to guess it by looking at him

i like your avatar, op

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wait so they picked you out of the crowd, asked you to be on their show, and you're actually a virgin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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considering how easy it easy to call his virginity OVER THE INTERNET FOR GODSAKE it's probably pretty easy to guess it by looking at him

i like your avatar, op

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I've never noticed his posts before


OP POST PICS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Didn't OP post about quitting redlobster?

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Did you have to DnD dice in your hand when they approached you? That might have been their 1st clue.

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Didn't OP post about quitting redlobster?

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Yes I did. I'm kind of weak-tight in life which is why something like this scares me. It could be fun though.

For the guy who wanted pics - pics of what? Me? The two girls who gave me the flyer?

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do you people actually think networks like mtv air truthful unscripted shows?

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do you people actually think networks like mtv air truthful unscripted shows?

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karak does

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he wants pics of you. he's interested in sexing you.

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wait so they picked you out of the crowd, asked you to be on their show, and you're actually a virgin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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how do people even come up with this shtt

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Didn't OP post about quitting redlobster?

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Yes I did. I'm kind of weak-tight in life which is why something like this scares me. It could be fun though.

For the guy who wanted pics - pics of what? Me? The two girls who gave me the flyer?

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pic of you to see why they pointed you out as a virgin

pics of girls who gave you the flyer because I bet they are hot

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lol, this is one of the funnier ops ever, wow

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wait so they picked you out of the crowd, asked you to be on their show, and you're actually a virgin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Didn't OP post about quitting redlobster?

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Yes I did. I'm kind of weak-tight in life which is why something like this scares me. It could be fun though.

For the guy who wanted pics - pics of what? Me? The two girls who gave me the flyer?

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pic of you to see why they pointed you out as a virgin

pics of girls who gave you the flyer because I bet they are hot

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To set the record straight: I was in an otherwise empty parking garage getting into my car. There was no crowd.

No pics of the girls, but yeah they were hot.

I'm not accustomed to so many guys asking to see pics of me, but if you must.


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FYP

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I didn't think you would




but here's your problem:

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/8359/goodmegu9.jpg

what the hell, it isn't 1987



at least you aren't 500 pounds like I imagined

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I don't think 500 lb people go to the gym.

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OP, you were prob just acting real shy around them or something. They might have been asking every young guy who didn't have a girl with him.

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OP,

You'll be on an mtv show. Then you just go out in public and some party girl will lay you because "YOUR THE VIRGIN FROM THE TV SHOW I SAW YOU ON TV COME WITYH ME"

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what if you tried to trainwreck the mtv show?

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OP,

You'll be on an mtv show. Then you just go out in public and some party girl will lay you because "YOUR THE VIRGIN FROM THE TV SHOW I SAW YOU ON TV COME WITYH ME"

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Yeah srsly they gonna see u on tv and be like he aint that bad I'd do him. Then when they meet u in real life Bingo Bango! Thats as long as you don't look like a total douch on the show then your never getin any ever.

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Do it. 2+2 needs to rep.

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There are going to be hundreds/thousands of girls wanting to bang you for being the one who "convert" the virgin or only to become famous themselves. I was on tv for like 2 minutes and got attention from hot girls due to it several months later. A male doesn't have to be sexier than the other males for them to be interested, can be richer, more powerful or more famous . Go ahead.

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Thats as long as you don't look like a total douch on the show then your never getin any ever.

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LOL, most untrue statement ever.

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what were you on tv for

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what were you on tv for

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something stupid and british probably.

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what were you on tv for

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For somebody promoting a board game, so it is close to being on tv for being virgin [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]. Anyway, I have often spoken or performed in front of crowds, small and large, and it is an incredible girl magnet. I am maybe a 6-7 and have banged many 9s. Girls spend most of their emotions competing against eachother and for whatever reason you become the center of attention, getting you is suddenly the focus of the battle.

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OP go onthe show and then come back here and we will coach u through it. This could become interesting.

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If people like me can get laid there is no reason you can't.