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Brag: A direct report of mine is retiring. He is a VERY high maintenance employee that bitches, moans and adds his two cents in every conversation even if it does not concern him.

Beat: His retirement dinner is at a nasty ass seafood joint that I believe does not serve alcohol and will be filled with nothing but raisins and blue hairs. dinner is tonight at 7pm

Variance: I like the guy as a person because he is pretty funny and has a lot of interesting life experiences.

I am best in social situations if I have a little bit of a buzz going. With that in mind my plan is to get real drunk before I leave the house and hope I can maintain a buzz throughout the dinner. Normally I like to maintain a certain level of inebriation when I am out but that's not going to work here. I will take advice within reason on how I can drink at this restaurant even though they don't serve alcohol. I thought about brining in a hip flask and hiding it. Below is a graph of my plan: BAC= blood alcohol content

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flask totally if necessary........i suggest bourbon

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Whiskey

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Whiskey

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I have a bad history with whiskey

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REAL MEN DRINK WHISKEY.

REAL IRISH MEN AT LEAST.

WHISKEY 4 EVA

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Whiskey

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I have a bad history with whiskey

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whiskey and water then...

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kentucky straight bourbon whiskey

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makers mark, FTW

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makers mark, FTW

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decent choice

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Iced tea + jack daniels ftw

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Iced tea + jack daniels ftw

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You can't mix, that takes up precious flask space.

Just put vodka in the flask and at a couple points during dinner go to the bathroom to drink while hoping not to realize how sad that is.

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vodka is a bitch drink

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vodka is a bitch drink

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Vodka is delicious and all of my fictional Russian heroes drank vodka.

Fictional Russian heroes love vodka.

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the live room nearest me is no booze (although they keep saying they are about to change).

I'd go with flask of rum. Goes great with a coke. I bring a mini-bottle or two in my coat and just go to the john carrying my coke. works well.

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the live room nearest me is no booze (although they keep saying they are about to change).

I'd go with flask of rum. Goes great with a coke. I bring a mini-bottle or two in my coat and just go to the john carrying my coke. works well.

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Is this standard restaurant procedure for anybody?