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Why is it that girls, even ones who seem rather experienced, pull some weird [censored] while you're getting it on? I'm not talking about things that will make you stop, but things that make you think, "WTF is wrong with this girl? Eh, at least I'm hitting it." Two things came to mind from my hookup Saturday (not-so-veiled brag):

Teeth during BJs (OK, not so weird, but girls should know better)

Licking the inside of my ear. And not some slow lick, but like a lubed up propeller going wild in there. WTF? Does she actually think that will turn me on?

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I'm guessing both of these things happened during your only sexual experience.

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the face.

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Saying "NO" and "STOP"

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the face.

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Struggling with the ropes is a huge turn-off

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Licking the inside of my ear. And not some slow lick, but like a lubed up propeller going wild in there. WTF? Does she actually think that will turn me on?

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Actually I've had this happen to me too, and it was weird as hell.

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Pointing and laughing.

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Licking the inside of my ear. And not some slow lick, but like a lubed up propeller going wild in there. WTF? Does she actually think that will turn me on?

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Actually I've had this happen to me too, and it was weird as hell.

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Licking the inside of my ear. And not some slow lick, but like a lubed up propeller going wild in there. WTF? Does she actually think that will turn me on?

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Actually I've had this happen to me too, and it was weird as hell.

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Same here. Albeit she was A+ under the covers, she started with this and I basically pushed her off of me and took control. I thought about smacking her on the side of the face, but figured WTH, I'm still hitting it so what do I care.

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Struggling with the ball-gag is a huge turn-on

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They all get pissed off when you call them 'mom'.

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For me foreplay usually starts with me answering the door and the female asking me if I wanna buy cookies.

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They all get pissed off when you call them 'Shutuporelsetheneighborswillhear Youcrying'.

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the face.

[/ QUOTE ]Or you could do like I do: just ask her to take them out first. A punch in the face would be too risky on someone with osteoporosis.

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Dude maybe she just likes *her* ears licked. Just kinda tilt your head away and give her the wet willy treatment right back - she probably wants it but can't just say "taste my earwax" in the heat of the moment.

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dude. getting your ears licked it hot. you guyz are teh gayz.

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licked and completely and unnecessarily tongue raped are two different things

honestly it didn't bother me that much, but it was still a lot crazier tonguing than was needed

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dude. getting your ears licked it hot. you guyz are teh gayz.

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Yum

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the back of the head .

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dude. getting your ears licked it hot.

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Seriously wtf, who doesn't like that?

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dude. getting your ears licked it hot. you guyz are teh gayz.

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srsly. who wouldnt like this. maybe i just never had someone do it to the extent OP described

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dude. getting your ears licked it hot.

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Seriously wtf, who doesn't like that?

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Me, for one. It's weird and gross, and I feel the need to wipe my ear off after she's done and that kind of kills the mood.

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the back of the head .

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Punching someone in the back of the head when your chopper is between their teeth doesn't sound like the smartest thing to do.

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I do like the ear stuff, when done right. But this was essentially a wet willy. There's a big difference between nibbling and some blowing versus an outboard motor in your ear canal.

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There's a forum that was created specifically for threads like this. Everyone in OOT would be glad to lie to share their weir d make believe sexual experiences with you.

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I hate it when they pass out from the roofie BEFORE you get a chance to put the sausage in the cornhole.

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There's a forum that was created specifically for threads like this. Everyone in OOT would be glad to lie to share their weir d make believe sexual experiences with you.

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Let me phrase it like this then:

Brag: Another Saturday, another hookup.

Beat: Girl needs help when putting her mouth on my ear or penis.

Variance: Will probably [censored] this girl again

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There's a forum that was created specifically for threads like this. Everyone in OOT would be glad to lie to share their weir d make believe sexual experiences with you.

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Let me phrase it like this then:

Brag: Another Saturday, another hookup.

Beat: Girl needs help when putting her mouth on my ear or penis.

Variance: Will probably [censored] this girl again

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dude. getting your ears licked it hot.

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Seriously wtf, who doesn't like that?

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Me, for one. It's weird and gross, and I feel the need to wipe my ear off after she's done and that kind of kills the mood.

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I think it's great as long as she does not licks the INSIDE of my ear.

As for HER ears, it's the best trigger I have ever found. I want sex? I just kiss her and then lick one of her ears, this has worked about 40 times out of 40 in the last 2 months.

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Girls like their ears licked granted usually it's the lobe not the inside of ear but that's probably why they figure you must like it too.

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Why is it that girls, even ones who seem rather experienced, pull some weird [censored] while you're getting it on? I'm not talking about things that will make you stop, but things that make you think, "WTF is wrong with this girl? Eh, at least I'm hitting it." Two things came to mind from my hookup Saturday (not-so-veiled brag):

Teeth during BJs (OK, not so weird, but girls should know better)

Licking the inside of my ear. And not some slow lick, but like a lubed up propeller going wild in there. WTF? Does she actually think that will turn me on?

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dude. getting your ears licked it hot.

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Seriously wtf, who doesn't like that?

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Me,my ex did something similar to the OP's girl and personally I always thought is was wierd not enjoyable.

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lol ive got a lot that bother me.

-put their tounge INSIDE your ear. wet willyx2
-girls that pull the hair on my head out.
-when you are getting a bj, and you even warn the girl it is comming. but they don't react and get it down their throat, and get pissed at me for it?
-when you are at the chick's place ( and they don't live alone ) and they don't lock the door......

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Complain when they get it in the eye.

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Licking the inside of my ear. And not some slow lick, but like a lubed up propeller going wild in there. WTF? Does she actually think that will turn me on?

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Actually I've had this happen to me too, and it was weird as hell.

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haha, same here. girl was way above my league and pretty much my first experience ever. i just thought that's what experienced girls do and it's supposed to turn me on. in fact, i thought there was something wrong with me cause it didn't but just felt very weird.

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There's a forum that was created specifically for threads like this. Everyone in OOT would be glad to lie to share their weir d make believe sexual experiences with you.

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Let me phrase it like this then:

Brag: Another Saturday, another hookup.

Beat: Girl needs help when putting her mouth on my ear or penis.

Variance: Will probably [censored] this girl again

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I just kiss her and then lick one of her ears, this has worked about 40 times out of 40 in the last 2 months.

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Thinly veiled brag

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-when you know you have plenty of time, and the girl dosen't take off all of her clothes.

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There's a forum that was created specifically for threads like this. Everyone in OOT would be glad to lie to share their weir d make believe sexual experiences with you.

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Let me phrase it like this then:

Brag: Another Saturday, another hookup.

Beat: Girl needs help when putting her mouth on my ear or penis.

Variance: Will probably [censored] this girl again

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acceptable

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a donkey punch in the back of the head.

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