Is it possible to contact STDs without having sex?
 

Bear with me here, the descriptions may be a bit graphic.
So over the last week or so my piece has gotten swollen and the tip has turned from a healthy pink to a dull granite-like gray. It itches uncontrollably and the only way to relieve it is to run it under scalding water. I would characterize it as a throbbing, burning itch, like what you would expect from a poison ivy rash. It irritates me so much that it wakes me up at night. I dipped it in baby powder and also tried aloe vera cream but nothing seems to work. The last time I have had sex with a woman was in the future, so I don't think it's an STD. There is no discharge and I still have no problems getting hard. For some reason my nipples are swollen too. Maybe it has something to do with my allergies.
Right now it is burning so much I am thinking about dabbing some aftershave on it, I would do anything to get rid of this itch. If you're going to respond please be delicate, if you knew what I was going through you would not be laughing.

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Dip it in aftershave ldo.


It's probably thrush from too much wanking/not enough washing.

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LAWLS no really go to the doctor LDO

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This is sometimes caused by excessive grip during masterbation. You need to ask a buddy to come watch you, and tell you if, at the point of climax, you look like a Japanese guy whose balls have just been dipped in ice. This indicates too strong a grip.

Alternatively, video yourself and post it here.

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Dip it in aftershave ldo.


It's probably thrush from too much wanking/not enough washing.

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My bro once thought he had teh herps but all he had was a fungus on his junks from being a dirty little bitch and not showerin.

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dip it in bleach ftw

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This is sometimes caused by excessive grip during masterbation. You need to ask a buddy to come watch you, and tell you if, at the point of climax, you look like a Japanese guy whose balls have just been dipped in ice. This indicates too strong a grip.

Alternatively, video yourself and post it here.

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This is sometimes caused by excessive grip during masterbation. You need to ask a buddy to come watch you, and tell you if, at the point of climax, you look like a Japanese guy whose balls have just been dipped in ice. This indicates too strong a grip.

Alternatively, video yourself and post it here.

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Wait how did you know I was Japanese? So does that mean I suck at beating off?

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An alternative treatment is a stiff wire brush and Dettol. Get brushin.

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why dip it in aftershave when you dip it in
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This is sometimes caused by excessive grip during masterbation. You need to ask a buddy to come watch you, and tell you if, at the point of climax, you look like a Japanese guy whose balls have just been dipped in ice. This indicates too strong a grip.

Alternatively, video yourself and post it here.

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Wait how did you know I was Japanese? So does that mean I suck at beating off?

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It's probably just too often. More than 5 times a day, you're giving up quality for quantity.

Thinking of guys while you do it might help. Try it next time. Just think to youself right now 'don't think of guys!' and they're bound to pop in your head at the right time.

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dude for real this sounds not like an std but like a UTI which you can get from scratching your ass and then scratching your nuts, so in closing, wash your underwear and change it daily, secondly go see a doctor and he ll probably put you on sulfur drugs

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Remember to use this to sterilize the area first.

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does your mayo taste diff than usual?

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^^^^^^

*puke*

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*puke*...but i'd still hit it

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FYP

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im with you. my balls itch like crazy lately... i put some gold bond on as if i was flouring a ball of dough and it cooled the itching. i recommend.

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Gold Bond FTW

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Have u recently started a new medication? Are there any blisters on your penis? It sounds like an allergic reaction. There are also a number of fungi/ bacteria that can cause your symptoms. I would go see a Dermatologist real soon or your primary/ student health if u can't get a derm appt.

I would try a topical corticosteroid, like hydrocortisone, that should relieve the itching.

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Have u recently started a new medication? Are there any blisters on your penis? It sounds like an allergic reaction. There are also a number of fungi/ bacteria that can cause your symptoms. I would go see a Dermatologist real soon or your primary/ student health if u can't get a derm appt.

I would try a topical corticosteroid, like hydrocortisone, that should relieve the itching.

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Thanks for posting something that's actually helpful. I don't have any blisters or health insurance so I'm not going to get it checked out by a professional. The only medication I take is an albuterol inhaler for my asthma which I've been taking for years so it's not a reaction.

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I don't have any blisters or health insurance so I'm not going to get it checked out by a professional until my dick falls off.

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Smart move.

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So over the last week or so my piece has gotten swollen and the tip has turned from a healthy pink to a dull granite-like gray.

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I would go to the ER immediately. A change in penile blood flow could indicate a blot clot. If that clot cuts off circulation to your junk for long enough, you could end up with no penis.

I don't know about you, but my penis is priceless. Insurance or no insurance I'd be in the ER in a heartbeat.

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I don't have any blisters or health insurance so I'm not going to get it checked out by a professional until my dick falls off.

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Smart move.

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I'm not going to let some 50-year old dude touch my dick and cup my balls yo

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I'm not going to let some 50-year old dude touch my dick and cup my balls yo

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While I understand your homophobic concern, wouldn't this be preferable to not having a dick at all?

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Gold Bond FTW

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For when you want your balls to smell like a grandpa

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lol you should have seen a doctor well before asking these vultures, lol.

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psshhh. I had a HOT female doctor touch my penis when I was 12 or so. take the gamble bro

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LOL, I love posts like these. "Hey, I'm barfing up blood and bits of lungs every hour. What should I do?" Jesus, go see a doctor. It's probably some sort of infection.

If it turns out to be an STD, reconsider your life. Being a virgin and getting an STD is probably grounds for suicide.

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I think I'm gonna have my dad check it out

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Didn't read thread, but in response to title:

Yeah, I think if you inject yourself with chlamydia, yer gonna get chlamydia.

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Lol why the [censored] would you show your dad your grey dick

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I don't have any blisters or health insurance so I'm not going to get it checked out by a professional until my dick falls off.

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Smart move.

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I'm not going to let some 50-year old dude touch my dick and cup my balls yo,,,, unless he is related to me.

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FYP
Cue the banjos please.

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Bear with me here, the descriptions may be a bit graphic.
So over the last week or so my piece has gotten swollen and the tip has turned from a healthy pink to a dull granite-like gray. It itches uncontrollably and the only way to relieve it is to run it under scalding water. I would characterize it as a throbbing, burning itch, like what you would expect from a poison ivy rash. It irritates me so much that it wakes me up at night. I dipped it in baby powder and also tried aloe vera cream but nothing seems to work. The last time I have had sex with a woman was in the future, so I don't think it's an STD. There is no discharge and I still have no problems getting hard. For some reason my nipples are swollen too. Maybe it has something to do with my allergies.
Right now it is burning so much I am thinking about dabbing some aftershave on it, I would do anything to get rid of this itch. If you're going to respond please be delicate, if you knew what I was going through you would not be laughing.

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