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At Spearmint Rhino recently after I'd found a stripper for a lap dance she asked me to pay up front, saying she'd been ripped off too many times. Obviously I thought she was cute blah blah. How would you respond?

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tell her no thanks then and throw a couple c notes a new ho before the dance.. that will teach her

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Its fine.

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Tell her to find a new occupation.

Seriously though, I would guess that the chances you get a really quality dance from someone asking that question is reasonably low. You're at the Rhino with tons of options. Pass.

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Tell her to find a new occupation.

Seriously though, I would guess that the chances you get a really quality dance from someone asking that question is reasonably low. You're at the Rhino with tons of options. Pass.

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I think this is the right answer. I don't think she's going to rip you off; but, as Clarkmeister says, if she asks this question she's much more worried about the money than about giving you a good dance.

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Tell her to find a new occupation.

Seriously though, I would guess that the chances you get a really quality dance from someone asking that question is reasonably low. You're at the Rhino with tons of options. Pass.

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I think this is the right answer. I don't think she's going to rip you off; but, as Clarkmeister says, if she asks this question she's much more worried about the money than about giving you a good dance.

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All any of them care about is the money. I see no problem with her line.

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there is nothing wrong with her asking this... but you should go ahead and skip the dance.

primarily because she's lying. there's no way she's getting ripped off for dances, they have bouncers to handle that kind of BS. so she's lying for some reason, who knows why. who cares. just get dances from someone else not asking for shady oddities.

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lol I do know of a guy who ran out of the Rhino without paying for dances. It happens.

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i would probably mumble some half-assed objection, receive the subpar dance, leave pissed off and shout at the imaginary stripper in the parking lot, "Why should I buy the damn cow if I haven't tried the milk yet?" or something.

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Tell her to find a new occupation.

Seriously though, I would guess that the chances you get a really quality dance from someone asking that question is reasonably low. You're at the Rhino with tons of options. Pass.

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I think this is the right answer. I don't think she's going to rip you off; but, as Clarkmeister says, if she asks this question she's much more worried about the money than about giving you a good dance.

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All any of them care about is the money. I see no problem with her line.

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Maybe for you, but when I get a dance its often cuz the girl is into me. She'll approach me just to talk, sit on my lap for a bit without ever even mentioning a dance, and its obvious shes not interested in me for my twenty bucks. I dont get why guys are always saying strippers have no soul and they just want money. Maybe its just variance that I seem to always get some cute girl whos into me to give me a dance, maybe its just cuz I look approachable and am really smooth. Either way id be turned off by her wanting my money and not the pleasure of my company.

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there is nothing wrong with her asking this... but you should go ahead and skip the dance.

primarily because she's lying. there's no way she's getting ripped off for dances, they have bouncers to handle that kind of BS. so she's lying for some reason, who knows why. who cares. just get dances from someone else not asking for shady oddities.

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Are you ever right about anything?

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Tell her to find a new occupation.

Seriously though, I would guess that the chances you get a really quality dance from someone asking that question is reasonably low. You're at the Rhino with tons of options. Pass.

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I think this is the right answer. I don't think she's going to rip you off; but, as Clarkmeister says, if she asks this question she's much more worried about the money than about giving you a good dance.

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All any of them care about is the money. I see no problem with her line.

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Maybe for you, but when I get a dance its often cuz the girl is into me. She'll approach me just to talk, sit on my lap for a bit without ever even mentioning a dance, and its obvious shes not interested in me for my twenty bucks. I dont get why guys are always saying strippers have no soul and they just want money. Maybe its just variance that I seem to always get some cute girl whos into me to give me a dance, maybe its just cuz I look approachable and am really smooth. Either way id be turned off by her wanting my money and not the pleasure of my company.

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Or maybe you are just more willing to go along with the fantasy they are selling, since, in the end they are mostly interested in your $20.

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Maybe for you, but when I get a dance its often cuz the girl is into me. She'll approach me just to talk, sit on my lap for a bit without ever even mentioning a dance, and its obvious shes not interested in me for my twenty bucks. I dont get why guys are always saying strippers have no soul and they just want money. Maybe its just variance that I seem to always get some cute girl whos into me to give me a dance, maybe its just cuz I look approachable and am really smooth. Either way id be turned off by her wanting my money and not the pleasure of my company.

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ell oh ell.

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Maybe for you, but when I get a dance its often cuz the girl is into me. She'll approach me just to talk, sit on my lap for a bit without ever even mentioning a dance, and its obvious shes not interested in me for my twenty bucks. I dont get why guys are always saying strippers have no soul and they just want money. Maybe its just variance that I seem to always get some cute girl whos into me to give me a dance, maybe its just cuz I look approachable and am really smooth. Either way id be turned off by her wanting my money and not the pleasure of my company.

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Leveled by strippers.. GG you

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the obligatory I think that stripper really liked me

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Maybe for you, but when I get a dance its often cuz the girl is into me. She'll approach me just to talk, sit on my lap for a bit without ever even mentioning a dance, and its obvious shes not interested in me for my twenty bucks. I dont get why guys are always saying strippers have no soul and they just want money. Maybe its just variance that I seem to always get some cute girl whos into me to give me a dance, maybe its just cuz I look approachable and am really smooth. Either way id be turned off by her wanting my money and not the pleasure of my company.

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I've been asked that by a few strippers. Surprisingly, there appears to be little to no difference in the expected quality of dance you receive. I've thought all the thoughts that guys in this thread have mentioned (she's doing it because she knows she's horrible, or won't be into it, or whatever) but that's just not been the case.

I'm not saying you'll never get a bad dance from a girl who asks for money up front, just that there seems to me to be no correlation between when a girl asks for money and how good the dances are.

What'd you end up doing?

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Maybe for you, but when I get a dance its often cuz the girl is into me. She'll approach me just to talk, sit on my lap for a bit without ever even mentioning a dance, and its obvious shes not interested in me for my twenty bucks. I dont get why guys are always saying strippers have no soul and they just want money. Maybe its just variance that I seem to always get some cute girl whos into me to give me a dance, maybe its just cuz I look approachable and am really smooth. Either way id be turned off by her wanting my money and not the pleasure of my company.

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leveled?

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Tell her, Thats like paying for a taxi ride before you've even taken the ride, you have no idea how much you are going to spend. (that and it really doesnt make sense)

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"Why should I buy the damn cow if I haven't tried the milk yet?"

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for the ribeyes?

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Maybe for you, but when I get a dance its often cuz the girl is into me. She'll approach me just to talk, sit on my lap for a bit without ever even mentioning a dance, and its obvious shes not interested in me for my twenty bucks. I dont get why guys are always saying strippers have no soul and they just want money. Maybe its just variance that I seem to always get some cute girl whos into me to give me a dance, maybe its just cuz I look approachable and am really smooth. Either way id be turned off by her wanting my money and not the pleasure of my company.

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leveled?

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Yes.

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For no particular reason I told her I'd give her half up front, then got a dance that was maybe 75th percentile in terms of quality. FWIW if it'd been earlier I'd have very likely told her to no and no dance thank you but it was late I hadn't gotten a dance yet so that swung in her favor.

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it's fine ... if she's hot. Ive paid for dances in advance. Tell her you'll pay for one now but you usually get more than one .. so she will try her best at the dance

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I wouldn't pay. She's been ripped off too many times? Have you ever seen anyone rip off a stripper? I'm sure that some people may get out every once in a while...but the bouncers will [censored] you up if you try to pull something slick.

I hear a lot more stories about strippers lying about the # of dances they gave than I do about customers ripping off strippers. Pretty sure in the end the strippers come out on top by a long way.

Also, I would laugh and get up if a waiter asked me to pay for my food upfront (or worse, asked for his tip upfront!)

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per request of the OP

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The stripper only asks for your $ up front to get a peek at ur wallet to decide how hard shes going to work for the rest of the $ in your wallet

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The stripper only asks for your $ up front to get a peek at ur wallet to decide how hard shes going to work for the rest of the $ in your wallet

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hrm, that makes sense. So I'd definitely have like $1400 in my wallet. $1k of it would be fake though. In the dark, she wouldn't know, she'd think I'm there to party hard, and I get an amazing dance.

pimp

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The stripper only asks for your $ up front to get a peek at ur wallet to decide how hard shes going to work for the rest of the $ in your wallet

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