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so its like 2 in the morning and im home for the weekend i was surfing the net pretty bored, thinking everyone is asleep. I get the urge but figure its to late or whatever, so i get up from the comp and start walking towards my bed. I fall on my bed face first and start Pretending to jerk off, my mom opens to door, runs out...havent seen her yet.....

beat:my mom cauhgt me PRETENDING to jackaff...she thinks i really was

should i explain the situation or never mention it again

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wtf does pretending to jerk off mean?

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wtf does pretending to jerk off mean?

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wtf no pics of mom?

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i was lying on my bed furiously stroking nothing....someone else has gots to have done this b4

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i was lying on my bed furiously stroking nothing....someone else has gots to have done this b4

[/ QUOTE ]no, like, i'm dead serious, this is the wierdest thing i've ever heard in my life

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http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8...ures046pp4.jpg

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Explain it, and please inform us on how you do, I have no idea how you could make the situation any better.

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This is too weird to be fake.

Who pretends to jack off? Is this something little kids do, like pretending to be a fireman or an indian? "Oh don't mind little Jimmy, he's just playing jack-off today."

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I got caught being a fake adult last night. Wasn't as awkward as you might expect, interestingly enough.

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I don't understand. Is this like air guitar?

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ive pretended to jack off quite a few times actually, it usually only last about 3 seconds when i think someone is being a deusch

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This is too weird to be fake.

Who pretends to jack off? Is this something little kids do, like pretending to be a fireman or an indian? "Oh don't mind little Jimmy, he's just playing jack-off today."

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This thread is an elaborate trap set by OP to convince his mom he wasn't jerking off (and consequently, has never, and will never do so).

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My best friend was strategically adjusting his crotch one night when his mum entered the room to see him with his hand down his pants while looking at a PGA golf website.

This is the story he told me, maybe he's just gay?

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HAY GUYS,

MY WIFE CAUGHT ME PRETENDING TO [censored] A HOOKER

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hey guys, someone help me try to tell the judge i was only pretending to rape that girl plz?

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HAY GUYS,

MY WIFE CAUGHT ME PRETENDING TO [censored] A HOOKER

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LMAO

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hey guys, she is just pretending to be pregnant

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My best friend was strategically adjusting his crotch one night when his mum entered the room to see him with his hand down his pants while looking at a PGA golf website.

This is the story he told me, maybe he's just gay?

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This reminds me of all those times I would jerk it just to my imagination (thinking of hot womans) while watching a Leonardo DiCaprio movie.

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That's ssoooooooooooooooooooo hot.

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OP

Jesus Christ, you feel the need to lie to yourself about this?

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Wow just like oww, like wwo, lol wow.

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if you are gonna confess.. at least tell the truth.. wtf is pretend jacking off? sounds damn suspect..

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I've done this before randomly...basically doing it to my leg for a joke or something I dont know

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I pretened to jack off when my penis is soar from real jackoffs and I have to wait for it to heal again so I can real jack off. I love jacking off.

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The first step is admitting you have a problem.

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OP, I believe you.

My advice would be to keep your mouth shut and never mention this situation ever again.

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Hope u were pretending it was big and was using large strokes. Wouldn't want your mom to see you jacking off a container of chapstick. Crush your normal poker game for a few hours, then take your winnings and buy a door lock for $15.

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does your mom normally walk in you room at 2am on a saturday?

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does your mom normally walk in you room at 2am on a saturday?

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Yeah I was thinking the same thing... I think your mom ran out because she's scared you know now that she likes to come into your room late at night and watch you.... ew.

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does your mom normally walk in you room at 2am on a saturday?

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doesn't yours?

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Why would you ever pretend, when you can just do the real thing?

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Your Mom has been watching your Dad jack-it for years, nothing she hasn't seen here. Don't sweat it.

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OP seems to be torn up about this. Notice the time he alleges he was caught and the time of the post. He's been up all night thinking about this!

It is quite possible that your mom was getting ready to do the same thing in her room and checking to see if the coast was clear...just a possibility I'm throwing out there.

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why?

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because he never explained why he was pretending to jack off

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I think the real beat is that you still live with your parents

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the real beat is he pretends to jerk off when he's alone in his room, this makes absolutely zero sense

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man having my parents walk in on me while mastrrrrrrrrbating was one of my biggest fears as a teenager. God damn.. only had a couple of close encounters though but that [censored] riled me up like nothing else.


and OP, wtf if you were just pretending its ridic easy to explain away, a bit harder if you have your dick out flailing about.