BEAT: Mcdonalds new \"Chicken Snack Wrap\" gave me food poisoning
 

OMG WHEN IT STOP!!!!
I CAN'T STOP THROWING UP!!!

THE FOOD IS LONG GONE!
BILE AND DRY HEAVES FTW!!!!

ZOMG PLZ.. MAKE IT STOP.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

will post pics if requested.

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fold preflop

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Re: BEAT: Mcdonalds new \"Chicken Snack Wrap\" gave me food poisoning
 

move up so you can afford better food?

Re: BEAT: Mcdonalds new \"Chicken Snack Wrap\" gave me food poisoning
 

Those are so good. Grilled Honey Mustard... mmm

Re: BEAT: Mcdonalds new \"Chicken Snack Wrap\" gave me food poisoning
 

i guess i'll know what to stay away from when i go there...not like i'd order anything other than the double quarter pounder anyway...

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Every McD's should be burned to the ground and their executives indicted for unleashing food that they pump with so much unhealthy grease and oil that it makes the food taste so good. it's addictive. How can the uneducated or people with no willpower combat a double quarterpounder? it tastes so good but it's like poison.

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same goes for taco bell and all the other fast food grease joints that want young people to become addicted to their food all in the name of profit, although mcdonalds is the worst.

/rant

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Those are so good. Grilled Honey Mustard... mmm

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This is so good, and way better than the ranch one. Mmmmm, I might get one of those tonight, thanks OP

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mcdonalds is like cocaine

it's delicious and awesome but you can't take too much or it'll [censored] you up

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same goes for taco bell

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bannnnnnnnnnnnn

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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEE HHHHHUMMMMMAAANNNNIIITTTYYYYY

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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEE HHHHHUMMMMMAAANNNNIIITTTYYYYY

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Looks like someone missed snack time

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pics

Re: BEAT: Mcdonalds new \"Chicken Snack Wrap\" gave me food poisoning
 

I'm not surprised. Apparently, the screening process of Mcdonald's chicken parts isnt very stringent:

shocking mcnugget newsstory

-J

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I hate mcdonalds it makes everyone fat. i was thinking about killing myself once and i decided I should go around killing mcdonald employees instead, much like the guy who kills abortion doctors. i havent gotten around to doing it and i probably wont do it anymore now that ive told the whole internet about it but if one of you wants to do it go ahead,

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Ate green chicken at KFC 0.o
<font color="green">GREEN!!!

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Move up to where they respect your health.

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Ate green chicken at KFC 0.o
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So it was green and you decided to eat it anyway?

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Are you sure you didn't just forget to wash your hands after you took a big dump?

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i have a buddy who ate a green egg mcmuffin from mcd's...
puked his brains out.. decided he was hungry still...
and ate the second half.

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i have a buddy who ate a green egg mcmuffin from mcd's...
puked his brains out.. decided he was hungry still...
and ate the second half.

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If you got food poisoning from the same McD's that your friend got his, then you kinda asked for it.

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switch to kfc snackers and u wont go back

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update:


stomach is still [censored] killing me.
i ate some chicken soup.
it was yummy.

im basically constrined to my bed for the time being, with the occaisonal trip the computer to check on my baseball and 2p2.

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i ate three of them today. ranch FTW

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I've had food poisoning. You might eat solid food on Sunday. Enjoy.

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constrined = constrained

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after falling asleep from 9-1:30....
i awake in fit of anger.

my stomach is still uber upset and dont know what to do.

i get up and make a cup of tea.
no goot.

i make some toast and put a little jam on it cause im fckn staving and havent eaten since i had a banana at 4-5pm. like 8 hours ago.

so my stomach is killllling me now.
so i decide, heh, ill smoke a bowl, that usually calms my stomach when its upset. not to mention hopefully itll make me hungry so i can actually eat (i had like 4 bites of the toast before i felt the nausea).

so i huff
and i puff
and fill the whole chamber.....

exhale it all and immediately satart coughing my brains out.
to the point where my stomach starts to gurgle....

ruh roh...

the mad dash for the toilet begins...
i dash right

i dash left

i make to the can.... and puke a massive pile of toast and tea and crap RIGHT before i can get the lid of the can open.

it splatters me, my clothes, the toilet seat, the surrounding walls, the floor, and 3 of the towels it took to clean it all.


brag: feel 100 times better, plus now im stoned and the toast was yummy.
beat: ZOMG WHEN WILL I BE BACK TO NORMAL!!
variance: i wish my dick was her banana

Re: BEAT: Mcdonalds new \"Chicken Snack Wrap\" gave me food poisoning
 

these snack wraps are relatively healthy actually. 260 calories per for the grilled mustard. i eat them fairly often now. they havent made me sick but they seem to have had a negative impact on my poker game.

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Ate green chicken at KFC 0.o
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So it was green and you decided to eat it anyway?

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No spit it out and claimed money back..
got more money back than the whole thing cost

Re: BEAT: Mcdonalds new \"Chicken Snack Wrap\" gave me food poisoning
 

Maybe it was the special St. Patrick's Day chicken, you know, like the Mcdonald's Green shakes.

-J