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hra146 03-29-2007 08:04 AM

Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
This was supposed to be a response to the 99,7% thread that got flamed again. Ill make it a post (in addition to the response). BBV is [censored] up enough so that this wont matter.



BBV is one big contradiction.


a) People complain about the ridiculous amount of nonsense posts that have nothing to do with poker

b) They create BBV4life to make BBV even more boring

c) They ask for more poker related stories


THEN:

They go to their machine and flame every single thread out there that actually IS a bad beat, another standard graph or a downswing post.



Seriously, there is only 52 cards out there, what do you expect? That someday someone posts his Royal Flush beaten by 5 Aces?

In a course of like half a year I have seen two "considered to be BBV worthy" hands that were posted here. That was a straightlflush suckout w/ 96s and a 1k pot won w/ 6 high.

Thats not gonna happen every day.


I dont know why Im actually saying this cause Ill get flamed and I do no good anyways, but really, think about it.


BBV used to be the spot to post BAD [censored] BEATS, so leave people alone who follow that. Posting bad beats is good for yourself and good for others. You share your pain and others can read about how theyre not the only ones who experience incredible suckouts.


When youve played hundreds of thousands of hands it wont be easy to impress you , but [censored] that, not everyone has. If we were only left with "BBV worthy" hands there would one post every two month that is about a real hand. The rest will be "I wont shave my hairy [censored] nuts for 200,000,000 hands" - posts and moronic evenkeal and Em2 discussions.

But guess what, just like you dont care about a SSNL player getting a .3% beat, I dont care about you not shaving your nuts for a million hands


Grow up, its like in real life. There is different people with different a perception of things. So make up your mind and look up "tolerance" in your dusty dictionary.


And cause this [censored] has really bothered me for some time Ill start a new thread for this. And I dont care what you say who will now click the reply button saying I suck. Cause for everyone of you who clicks the reply button there are two readers who silently agree.


[censored] you.

mugatu668 03-29-2007 08:05 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
lol

Arnfinn Madsen 03-29-2007 08:07 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
Not a BBV-worthy post.

Joymachine21 03-29-2007 08:11 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
why r u spammin this [censored] so much give it up !

1968 03-29-2007 08:15 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
in after flaming

jfish 03-29-2007 08:16 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
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lol

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f it 03-29-2007 08:16 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
brag: i just beat off
beat: bragging about it
variance: my brag is about beating, my beat is about bragging, and my variance is about both

mediumpimpin 03-29-2007 08:25 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
Your a losing player huh?

THEOSU 03-29-2007 08:28 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 


http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...aphics/emo.jpg

hra146 03-29-2007 08:30 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
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Your a losing player huh?

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No Im not, and this thread isnt even about me. I gave up posting hands in BBV a long time ago.

Bubbles 03-29-2007 08:39 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
OP, you remind me of a chump from another forum. He started a thread about how no one laughed at his jokes, and how everyone told him he sucked when he tried to be funny. It's the same thing here. What do you want us to do - fake interest in petty stakes beat stories? "Oh, don't tell me you lost $30 to a two-outer. That just breaks my heart."

I don't know what you're whining about. Some of us actually like the overall mentality here. I love BBV, it's probably my favorite forum, because a lot of people here are really funny and witty, not just friendly and lame.

You know, if you think we're a bunch of meanies, go back to POG or whatever.

hra146 03-29-2007 08:47 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
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OP, you remind me of a chump from another forum. He started a thread about how no one laughed at his jokes, and how everyone told him he sucked when he tried to be funny. It's the same thing here. What do you want us to do - fake interest in petty stakes beat stories? "Oh, don't tell me you lost $30 to a two-outer. That just breaks my heart."

I don't know what you're whining about. Some of us actually like the overall mentality here. I love BBV, it's probably my favorite forum, because a lot of people here are really funny and witty, not just friendly and lame.

You know, if you think we're a bunch of meanies, go back to POG or whatever.

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Yeah, but theyre being funny and witty at the expense of others. Namely relatively new members.


As I said, this post isnt about me. I like bbv as well, and I also like the overall mentality. If I didnt I wouldnt bother posting this. I just dont understand what motivates you to tell new members (or small stakes players) how lame that hand was.

I dont ask you to be friendly and lame, I ask you to shut up. I think thats a difference, and its easier.

There are so many hillarious threads to be witty and funny in. But why pick the one of the guy who breaks up with his gf as we speak cause he lost with Aces for the first time.

(well, okay, that would be hillarious, and I would post about it... but well, you get what I mean?)


Either way, thank you for the first constructive post. I can obviously see your point. If I didnt like BBV I wouldnt post here. All Im trying ask is a MINIMAL amount of respect to others.


...


And wtf is POG?

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S 03-29-2007 09:06 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
OP sucks at bbv

illuminati 03-29-2007 09:08 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
Dude shut your [censored] mouth, nobody cares about your [censored] whining. If you don't like it, stop reading/posting - it won't even be noticed.

bottomset 03-29-2007 09:09 AM

Re: Im only X percent to win the hand... thats what I say
 
if they were allin on the flop it might be an ok post

allin on the turn = zzzzzzzzzz


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