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95% Chance I Get Laid Off on Friday
I work for boutique law firm run by a guy and his wife, had 13 attorneys when I started, now down to 7. We specialize in high-end commercial litigation.
Our two biggest clients are the area's Municipal Transportation Authority and the Insurance Department of my state. These two clients produce 80% of my firm's revenues. For the Muni, we handled a construction case that has just settled. For the Insurance Department, we handle the litigation for an insolvent insurance company, and that liquidation is wrapping up with a global settlement being negotiated as we speak/write/read. Bottom line, by the end of April, my firm will have too many lawyers, and this puts me in a bad spot because I am the highest paid other than partners, and they will not have the work for my experience level, or my bosses would pick up my higher level work for their increased hourly rate and doll the lower level work to two lower level associates who cost the firm about $30,000 to 50,000 less a year than me. More signs, at a firm meeting last week, people were instructed to be judicious with their time, and it was announced we are moving into a smaller office at the end of this year when the firm's lease expires. I was asked to prepare a case status memorandum for a case that is going to be called for trial in May. Just today, the wife of my boss asked me to bring her up to speed on another case that I primarily handled. Methinks the writing is on the wall. I think it will be this Friday for a few reasons. One, every attorney that has been fired from my firm during my tenure here was fired on pay day Fridays. This Friday is such a day. Two, my boss has been acting noticably different around me. As far as cost cutting goes, I am the prime choice. I do not have a significant book of business, and I am paid way more than others who can do a lot of my work for a lower salary, and the work they can't do, like taking depositions and arguing in court, my bosses can do themselves for a higher hourly bill rate. So I really have no play at work. I will just see what happens. I have a few head hunters out there looking, and I can probably lateral into an even higher paying position, but I had a nice gig at this firm. Very decent salary and about as close to 9 to 5 as you get being a litigator. The truth of it is though, that I am kind of sick of being a lawyer. It's a dirty business, because even when you're on the "good" side, the other lawyers are generally scumbags, and you're not really on the "good" side all that often. I don't mind losing the job so much. I went to law school to be a plaintiffs' attorney, and got side tracked by the high salaries you get as a commercial litigator. I have enough money set aside to live a maintain my standard of living for six months, and more if I cut back, plus I can make maney playing poker (not durr, raptor kind of money), it's feasible that I could just chuck the slavery of employment and throw a shingle up or something. Or I could take a pay cut, and finally get around to pursuing my goal of being a plaintiffs' attorney, you know chasing ambulances. Or I could take a slightly larger pay cut and clerk for a federal judge, which was also something I always wanted to do but never did because of higher salaries elsewhere. (Constitutional law was always my favorite subject in law school...) If I get laid off, I guess I will see if the headhunters find anything good, but otherwise, I am taking at least a month off. P.S. - It's only 95% for this Friday because I have depositions next week that I am not sure my bosses can get ready for in time with the Holiday, but I think they may be trying to figure out a way. Beat: I was a commercial litigator for three years, and pretty much hated every minute of it. Brag: It's probably over. Variance: I might sign up for another round of slavery if the salary is there... Variance2: tl;dr |
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tl; dr is right.. I thought u said Laid on friday and I was at least curious for pics.
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tl; dr is right.. I thought u said Laid on friday and I was at least curious for pics. [/ QUOTE ] my bad... http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3...orBBV4life.jpg |
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Call in sick on Friday.
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Good luck man. Seems like you have your head screwed on right tho, you'll land on your feet pretty quickly.
Oh, and a tr will be due friday or I will sue your ass into oblivion. Betcha didnt know about that law mr lawyer-pants. It's called the interwebs is serious bisness law. |
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tl; dr is right.. I thought u said Laid on friday and I was at least curious for pics. [/ QUOTE ] Second this |
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[ QUOTE ] tl; dr is right.. I thought u said Laid on friday and I was at least curious for pics. [/ QUOTE ] Second this [/ QUOTE ] Third this. |
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Call in sick on Friday. [/ QUOTE ] Going home early would work too.. they love to do that [censored] at the end of the day lol. |
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Call in sick on Friday. [/ QUOTE ] if you're actually 95% sure, you should do this just to [censored] with them. make the person who has to lay you off think about it all weekend. |
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That girl is ugly yo.
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Call in sick on Friday. [/ QUOTE ] brillance. i'd say that your gay man-slave has transmitted chlymidia to you and that you are worried that there would be harrassment implications if co-workers started asking too many questions, but that you are happy that he keeps this in confidence. get laid off, sue, settle, profit. |
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Call in sick on Friday. [/ QUOTE ] Please do this. Hilarity. Besides, you buy yourself two more weeks of salary until the next "firing day" comes around. Unless you're anxious for the vacation, I can't think of a reason NOT to do this. |
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calling in sick...what a good idea...postpone it so that wife won't be caught up, so they'll be forced to keep u for at least a little while longer...
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dam, I didn't see the off before I opened the thread.
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get off your bitch ass and generate more revenue for the firm if you really want to stay there.
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Call in sick on Friday. [/ QUOTE ] better yet, call in sick every single friday until they lay you off during the week, then come in the next day to make everything awkward |
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get off your bitch ass and generate more revenue for the firm if you really want to stay there. [/ QUOTE ] i agree, go steal something from a dude, then be your own prosecutor for all your anual salary.. |
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dam, I didn't see the off before I opened the thread. [/ QUOTE ] http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/9742/laidhk6.jpg I know... [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] |
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there's always full-ring LHE to fall back on
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[ QUOTE ] Call in sick on Friday. [/ QUOTE ] Going home early would work too.. they love to do that [censored] at the end of the day lol. [/ QUOTE ] havent you guys seen office space? they always lay off people on fridays so they have the weekend off like normal before they realize they have no job... Schedule a vacation day every friday from now until they are gone and then start calling in sick.. The will be afraid your going to go postal so youll prob get promoted.. |
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This is a MASSIVE brag.
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I read as chances i get laid by friday
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Noone suggested to sex the boss's wife yet. What gives?
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get off your bitch ass and generate more revenue for the firm if you really want to stay there. [/ QUOTE ] |
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tl; dr is right.. I thought u said Laid on friday and I was at least curious for pics. [/ QUOTE ] I read this whole thing looking for how you were going to get Laid.... It started getting interesting when you were talking about the guys wife asking you stuff..... THen it ended abruptly... |
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Good luck man. Seems like you have your head screwed on right tho, you'll land on your feet pretty quickly. Oh, and a tr will be due friday or I will sue your ass into oblivion. Betcha didnt know about that law mr lawyer-pants. It's called the interwebs is serious bisness law. [/ QUOTE ] Bump - so far (5:30pm), I have not been fired... |
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good luck mate, hopefully it was just a false alarm or they will fire a friend of yours or something...
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hit ur 2 outer
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