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prohornblower 03-24-2007 09:07 PM

*** Official Peyton Manning on SNL tonight thread ***
 
Jeter has been on, Jordan has been on, Montana has been on, Brady has been on...how will Peyton measure up tonight? It also happens to be his 31st birthday today! Will he pull through? Will he choke? Will he stand there in his underwear a la Tom Brady? Will he push feminine sanitary products a la Jordan?!!?

T minus 2 hours and 20 minutes to showtime! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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neverstop 03-24-2007 09:09 PM

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The Gretzky SNL episode owns them all.

Matt Williams 03-24-2007 09:17 PM

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The Gretzky SNL episode owns them all.

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No,Montana rules all. Nothing will ever beat, "I'm going upstairs to masturbate!".

Sponger. 03-24-2007 10:21 PM

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Will he push feminine sanitary products a la Jordan?!!?

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Ugh so good! Not to mention another ad in that show was Schmitt's Gay.

I think if you like 6'5" 230lb quarterbacks with a laser rocket arm tonight's SNL will be good.

Mr. T 03-24-2007 10:22 PM

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F that it should be Rex Grossman god damn it! I'm not watching out of spite. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

ncboiler 03-24-2007 10:41 PM

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Jeter has been on, Jordan has been on, Montana has been on, Brady has been on...how will Peyton measure up tonight? It also happens to be his 31st birthday today! Will he pull through? Will he choke? Will he stand there in his underwear a la Tom Brady? Will he push feminine sanitary products a la Jordan?!!?

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Mods move to another forum if necessary.

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Who cares. Manning has no personality so it may be worth watching for that reason. Kind of like crane necking a car wreck.

TheNoodleMan 03-24-2007 10:53 PM

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I hope to see some Peyton SNL avatars in this thread soon.

Banks2334 03-24-2007 11:18 PM

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Sorry, but nobody cares.

terrapin314 03-24-2007 11:40 PM

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Great United Way sketch with Manning. The fact that he has the squeaky clean image makes it all the funnier.

pryor15 03-24-2007 11:43 PM

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Great United Way sketch with Manning. The fact that he has the squeaky clean image makes it all the funnier.

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that was fantastic

Edge34 03-25-2007 12:03 AM

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I'm TiVoing this as we speak. Just got home from seeing 300, so I've got some catching up to do. Hope this is as awesome as I think it will be.

Evan 03-25-2007 12:05 AM

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Very good so far, this cartoon spanish lesson thing is baffling.

Homer 03-25-2007 12:06 AM

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This is the least funny show I've ever seen, opening skit aside.

Russ M. 03-25-2007 12:08 AM

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Very good so far, this cartoon spanish lesson thing is baffling.

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I only know this from working in people's houses who have kids, but a lot of kids DVDs and such have segments where they ask the kid watching a question and pause for a bit so the kid can answer.

Evan 03-25-2007 12:08 AM

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This is the least funny show I've ever seen, opening skit aside.

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I think Peyton's been good.

Homer 03-25-2007 12:09 AM

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This is the least funny show I've ever seen, opening skit aside.

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I think Peyton's been good.

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I agree. The writing is poor, though.

Edge34 03-25-2007 12:10 AM

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"I just thought about going back out there, and a little bit of pee came out".

Cartoon spanish was lame except the part about "Do it [censored]!", just because I didn't see it coming.

Russ M. 03-25-2007 12:10 AM

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This is the least funny show I've ever seen, opening skit aside.

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I think Peyton's been good.

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I agree. The writing is poor, though.

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This is nothing new. The skit in the house with the one-upper was just uncomfortable to watch.

Evan 03-25-2007 12:11 AM

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Basketball locker room dancing is awesome.

starvs 03-25-2007 12:12 AM

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"I just thought about going back out there, and a little bit of pee came out".

Cartoon spanish was lame except the part about "Do it [censored]!", just because I didn't see it coming.

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I thought the cartoon was good, but I've seen dora the explorer before, so that may have something to do with it. I thought the house party thing was funny too.

Edge34 03-25-2007 12:12 AM

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Basketball locker room dancing is awesome.

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Seriously one of the funniest things I've seen on SNL in a while. The new cast isn't great, but damn Peyton picked that one up.

starvs 03-25-2007 12:25 AM

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This whole "head on" thing is so far over my head.

Soul Daddy 03-25-2007 12:29 AM

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...0px-Headon.jpg

video

Patrick del Poker Grande 03-25-2007 12:46 AM

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The first commercial is completely obvious, but still hilarious to watch Peyton peg little kids and swear at them.

jthegreat 03-25-2007 12:52 AM

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Peyton's better than the other cast members.

ridonkulous 03-25-2007 12:58 AM

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Peyton's better than the other cast members.

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Although it's rather sad, this statement isn't far off.

vikefan24 03-25-2007 01:15 AM

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I liked the Air Force Ones commercial..

RacersEdge 03-25-2007 01:20 AM

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How did the writers think that the rock skit was would be even slightly funny?

And what was the deal with that cartoon??

prohornblower 03-25-2007 01:23 AM

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How did the writers think that the rock skit was would be even slightly funny?


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The rock sketch was hilarious, IMO. I don't know why. I think it had to do with Fred Armisen's man-boobs.

Overall, that was a good show. Peyton actually did really well. I couldn't believe he started dancing in that locker room skit.

ClassicBob 03-25-2007 01:25 AM

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The cartoon was hilarious.

prohornblower 03-25-2007 01:40 AM

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oh yeah also Fred Armisen as Sanjaya on Weekend Update ruled pretty hard. THey even spoofed that little girl who cried, but they forgot Sanjaya's sister and her tatties. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Peter666 03-25-2007 01:45 AM

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That was the best episode of SNL this season.

heater 03-25-2007 08:44 AM

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That was the best episode of SNL this season.

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QFT. Whoever said that Peyton has no personality and that this would be like watching a car wreck is crazy.

Manning acting in commercials >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;> any other athlete acting in commercials. I'm not sure why one would think SNL would be any different.

DonkeyKongSr 03-25-2007 11:56 AM

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I'm watching this right now. The NCAA bracket sketch was pretty funny, but pretty much an old joke put on screen. I also thought the "pulling a Peyton Manning" thing would have benn 1000x funnier if he didn't just win a Super Bowl. Because of that, it made it pretty retarded.

Wires 03-25-2007 12:21 PM

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That was the best episode of SNL this season.

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Tied with the Timberlake and Baldwin episodes. Manning was good though, far better than I expected.

DonkeyKongSr 03-25-2007 12:37 PM

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Wow, that 300 skit was seriously the least funny comedy skit I have ever seen. One super retarded "joke" that went on and on.

fmxda 03-25-2007 05:03 PM

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The cartoon was hilarious.

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YES

Combusted 03-25-2007 05:47 PM

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Wow, that 300 skit was seriously the least funny comedy skit I have ever seen. One super retarded "joke" that went on and on.

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Lol yeah that skit was so bad.

miajag 03-25-2007 06:04 PM

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The cartoon was hilarious.

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YES

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Was there some underlying deeper joke or meaning in that I missed? I thought it was hilarious, but just in a "wtf?" kind of way.

talentdeficit 03-25-2007 06:05 PM

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the dora parody was incredible. i guess it's only awesome if you've seen dora.


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