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Superfluous Man 03-17-2007 10:08 PM

lol parlayaments
 
Date placed:
Mar 17, 2007 4:40a


Date settled:
Mar 17, 2007 8:26p

5 Team Parlay # 69831503
Basketball - College Lines (Game) Total
(729) Xavier vs. (730) Ohio State Over 135 Sat@1:10p


Final Scores
Xavier 71
Ohio State 78


Basketball - College Lines (Game) Moneyline
(719) Butler +205 Sat@3:20p


Final Scores
Butler 62
Maryland 59


Basketball - College Lines (Game) Total
(727) Louisville vs. (728) Texas A&M Over 132 (-105) Sat@3:40p


Final Scores
Louisville 69
Texas A&M 72


Basketball - College Lines (Game) Moneyline
(724) Georgetown -400 Sat@5:45p


Final Scores
Boston College 55
Georgetown 62


Basketball - College Lines (Game) Pointspread
(721) Virginia Commonwealth +7½ Sat@5:50p


Final Scores
Virginia Commonwealth 79
Pittsburgh 84


Outcome:
Win


Risk $200.00 to win $5,225.72

I may not have won another bet on the day...but...


SHIP IT

CactusJac 03-17-2007 10:11 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
You are my hero you degenerate you!

holdme 03-17-2007 10:12 PM

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i don't no what this means but your bottom line is good

Superfluous Man 03-17-2007 10:16 PM

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i don't no what this means but your bottom line is good

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yeah basically i risked $200 and won $5k ship it. I've lost every other bet but because of this silly degeneracy i've won $3k on the day betting sports ship it.

Teh1337zor 03-17-2007 10:20 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
sportsbetting is teh king

EC10 03-17-2007 10:20 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
ship it

EC10 03-17-2007 10:21 PM

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ship it to grimstarr

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Xyven 03-17-2007 10:22 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
[censored] you leo

Xyven 03-17-2007 10:22 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
Why cant I ever run good [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Superfluous Man 03-17-2007 10:24 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
oh wait looks like i won unc -10 SHIP IT GIMME $238.10 MORE.

poisonxfree 03-17-2007 10:27 PM

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Why cant I ever run good [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Because you're xyven, obv.

psyduck 03-17-2007 10:28 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
bastard

EC10 03-17-2007 10:28 PM

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Why cant I ever run good [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Because you're xyven, obv.

[/ QUOTE ]lol why doesnt he just commit suicide already

ughaulkghalugh 03-17-2007 10:28 PM

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edit: leo is my bff!!!

Xyven 03-17-2007 10:29 PM

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Why cant I ever run good [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Because you're xyven, obv.

[/ QUOTE ]lol why doesnt he just commit suicide already

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As soon as I go busto I'm committing suicide by joining the army

ughaulkghalugh 03-17-2007 10:30 PM

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Why cant I ever run good [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Because you're xyven, obv.

[/ QUOTE ]lol why doesnt he just commit suicide already

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As soon as I go busto I'm committing suicide by joining the army

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POLITICAL HUMOR BY THE ACT OF THE NIGHT, XYVEN!!!

EC10 03-17-2007 10:31 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
hay whatz goin on in this thread!!

ughaulkghalugh 03-17-2007 10:31 PM

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Why cant I ever run good [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Because you're xyven, obv.

[/ QUOTE ]lol why doesnt he just commit suicide already

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As soon as I go busto I'm committing suicide by joining the army

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POLITICAL TUMOR BY THE ACT OF THE NIGHT, XYVEN!!!

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nath 03-17-2007 10:43 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
I WISH I HAD MONEY ON SPORTS BETTING SITES BUT I'M PRACTICALLY ONLINE BUSTO

EC10 03-17-2007 10:47 PM

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I WISH I HAD MONEY ON SPORTS BETTING SITES BUT I'M PRACTICALLY ONLINE BUSTO

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like, ansky busto?

nath 03-17-2007 11:01 PM

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I WISH I HAD MONEY ON SPORTS BETTING SITES BUT I'M PRACTICALLY ONLINE BUSTO

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like, ansky busto?

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kinda, but i haven't started winning yet, and i'm actually almost out of money on stars and full tilt

Spechel EDD 03-17-2007 11:11 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
betting on college games is GA degeneracy

Superfluous Man 03-17-2007 11:13 PM

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betting on college games is GA degeneracy

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who cares i'm drunk.

or is that AA degeneracy?

Spechel EDD 03-17-2007 11:15 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
w/e its your money, do whatever you want with it

EC10 03-17-2007 11:16 PM

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betting on college games is GA degeneracy

[/ QUOTE ]niiiiit!

Spechel EDD 03-17-2007 11:41 PM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
sorry io havent been myself the entire day so far

Superfluous Man 03-18-2007 02:24 AM

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betting on college games is GA degeneracy

[/ QUOTE ]niiiiit!

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lol i agree with this sentiment cause i is wasted

NHFunkii 03-18-2007 02:35 AM

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oh wait looks like i won unc -10 SHIP IT GIMME $238.10 MORE.

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yo I met you at pca when you were prop betting schwah, dunno if you remember, regardless this is awesome as [censored] congrats, also I am drunk woooooooooooo

Superfluous Man 03-18-2007 02:43 AM

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oh wait looks like i won unc -10 SHIP IT GIMME $238.10 MORE.

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yo I met you at pca when you were prop betting schwah, dunno if you remember, regardless this is awesome as [censored] congrats, also I am drunk woooooooooooo

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what was the prop, i vaguely remember making a prop with coxquinn after i busted outta the $1500 donkament. i was gonna go blow like $400 in chips in the pit, but then i ran into coxquinn and jurollo and coxquinn offered to flip me to "save the ev" and i readily accepted. I picked tails and it was obv heads. Ship the $400 to cox. I ran really bad in the Bahamas [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

What degen prop bet did i make with you (err, schwah), bro? And how bad did I lose? And how drunk was I when I made it?

blah_blah 03-18-2007 02:43 AM

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SHIP IT

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Eagerly awaiting "-$100k in poker, +$200k in gambling related ventures in 2007" thread.

Superfluous Man 03-18-2007 02:44 AM

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SHIP IT

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Eagerly awaiting "-$100k in poker, +$200k in gambling related ventures in 2007" thread.

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actually after yesterday's +16k session I am about breakeven in poker again for the year thank you very much.

z32fanatic 03-18-2007 04:00 AM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
So I'm guessing you're a huge Ron Lewis fan right now, considering his 3 pointer basically made you $5k.

THEOSU 03-18-2007 05:15 AM

Re: lol parlayaments
 
TIME TO BUY THE INDETERMINATELY MADE XTERRA SHIPITHOLLA.

also, [censored] you for rooting against Ohio State. I mean, I know you're a wolvie and all, but still, I feel just in the XTERRA crak.

NHFunkii 03-18-2007 08:50 AM

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oh wait looks like i won unc -10 SHIP IT GIMME $238.10 MORE.

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yo I met you at pca when you were prop betting schwah, dunno if you remember, regardless this is awesome as [censored] congrats, also I am drunk woooooooooooo

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what was the prop, i vaguely remember making a prop with coxquinn after i busted outta the $1500 donkament. i was gonna go blow like $400 in chips in the pit, but then i ran into coxquinn and jurollo and coxquinn offered to flip me to "save the ev" and i readily accepted. I picked tails and it was obv heads. Ship the $400 to cox. I ran really bad in the Bahamas [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

What degen prop bet did i make with you (err, schwah), bro? And how bad did I lose? And how drunk was I when I made it?

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I was pretty drunk last night, and in the bahamas, so I might be mixing up my memories, but I know schwah bet timex that he could win 3 hands in a row within an orbit in an sng, and I think you were in it, or maybe had just busted or something. yeah, I was pretty drunk last night. congrats on the parlay

Superfluous Man 03-18-2007 12:21 PM

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oh wait looks like i won unc -10 SHIP IT GIMME $238.10 MORE.

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yo I met you at pca when you were prop betting schwah, dunno if you remember, regardless this is awesome as [censored] congrats, also I am drunk woooooooooooo

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what was the prop, i vaguely remember making a prop with coxquinn after i busted outta the $1500 donkament. i was gonna go blow like $400 in chips in the pit, but then i ran into coxquinn and jurollo and coxquinn offered to flip me to "save the ev" and i readily accepted. I picked tails and it was obv heads. Ship the $400 to cox. I ran really bad in the Bahamas [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

What degen prop bet did i make with you (err, schwah), bro? And how bad did I lose? And how drunk was I when I made it?

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I was pretty drunk last night, and in the bahamas, so I might be mixing up my memories, but I know schwah bet timex that he could win 3 hands in a row within an orbit in an sng, and I think you were in it, or maybe had just busted or something. yeah, I was pretty drunk last night. congrats on the parlay

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I don't remember that. But maybe I was hammered. I do remember playing a sng with schwah, though, and giving him that "holy [censored] i can't believe someone just made that retarded play/folded pf getting 5-to-1 lol live poker" look several times.


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