Funniest Matasow chat yet
 

Kayah Dog (Observer): laughing at idiots like you that buy into
this
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): hmm
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): maybe but you still more idiot
talking like that
Kayah Dog (Observer): nope son i dont think so
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): if you said it's fake go away
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): son ?
Mike Matusow (Observer): its so fake that why im like 50
milion in debt
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): my dad is'nt a parano wih a
compiracy theorem in his head
Gnhomer (Observer): lol@mike
Mike Matusow (Observer): if u givr me money i lost back id
beleive u
Kayah Dog (Observer): your in debt cause you stink
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): weee mikeyeeeeee
Mike Matusow (Observer): how can i stink its not real its a put on by the site
Mike Matusow (Observer): that what u say moron
Mike Matusow (Observer): ok im done later
Kayah Dog (Observer): mike i bill bust you up
Dreamclown96 (Observer): what a dope its fake lol
Mike Matusow (Observer): u a 12 yr old kid punk tha thas no
clue
Dreamclown96 (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow (Observer): go to school
slipjack2k6 (Observer): sup mikey? u gonna play today?
Mike Matusow (Observer): before mommy grounds u

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Yet he continues to play online and get more and more in debt. He's a drug addict and has a gambling problem. Sadly, this path doesn't look good for him and he might end up dead one way or the other. Sad but true

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How about this gem...

Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u
Slikoner: lol
SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox
Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip

qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it
SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro
Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice
today
SDeeSU (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up
Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497)
Dealer: Hand #1999887806
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool
Slikoner: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy
SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss
Slikoner: thats the ticket mike
Mike Matusow: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat
junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the
term soreass.
SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u
Slikoner: lol <font color="red"> </font>

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He's really in debt a lot?

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My neteller account is frozen?

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He's really in debt a lot?

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HighStakesDB shows him down about ~ 400k since the start of the year.

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^^that above chat with the cats is awesome...lol, scru both up the ass...

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You have proof he's done with drugs.

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Its easy to quit, hard to stay quit......
FWIW pay attention to the jaw grinding action....

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#1 how is this funny
#2 someone said he's down 400k by highstakesdb.com. That does NOT mean he's in debt.
#3 does he still do drugs? I thought he was reformed. Furthermore, belittling someone for doing drugs is idiotic.

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Furthermore, belittling someone for doing drugs is idiotic.

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depends on their reasons for doing drugs.

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If I see someone who doesn't do drugs (note that I don't consider weed a drug) and someone else who does coke or other drugs like that, my first impression is to respect the drug free guy more.

And no one try to twist my words please by saying "doing drugs doesn't necessarily mean you have worse morals than a drug free person" it's just my INITIAL impression in regards to respect.

also, matusow = new hellmuth.

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Matusow is massively in debt. He borrows from other people to pay people he's currently indebted to.

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#1 how is this funny
#3 does he still do drugs? I thought he was reformed.

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#1 It isn't
#3 But that is

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He owes some guy 10k of out of an original 30K and hasn't paid him back for several weeks

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If I see someone who doesn't do drugs (note that I don't consider weed a drug) and someone else who does coke or other drugs like that, my first impression is to respect the drug free guy more.

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In other words, you smoke weed.

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i think "support, someone come fix patrik's win pot button" is funnier than any of what's shown here.

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#1 how is this funny
#2 someone said he's down 400k by highstakesdb.com. That does NOT mean he's in debt.
#3 does he still do drugs? I thought he was reformed. Furthermore, belittling someone for doing drugs is idiotic.

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Seriously. I thought the cat bit was funny but I didn't laugh at all at the OP.

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(note that I don't consider weed a drug)

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What?

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How about this gem...

Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u
Slikoner: lol
SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox
Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip

qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it
SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro
Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice
today
SDeeSU (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up
Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497)
Dealer: Hand #1999887806
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool
Slikoner: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy
SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss
Slikoner: thats the ticket mike
Mike Matusow: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat
junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the
term soreass.
SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u
Slikoner: lol <font color="red"> </font>

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This is made my day.

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He owes some guy 10k of out of an original 30K and hasn't paid him back for several weeks

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If it Zigmund he have paid it the last 10 K last week... [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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If I see someone who doesn't do drugs (note that I don't consider weed a drug) and someone else who does coke or other drugs like that, my first impression is to respect the drug free guy more.

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In other words, you smoke weed.

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no, i've smoked it before but less than 10 times lifetime.

i think it should be legal if cigarettes are. it's appalling that something proven to kill is allowed but weed isnt.

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nation 4 president

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how do people keep giving him money?

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how do people keep giving him money?

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hmmmmmmmm, maybe 2 keep him in action? also lending/borrowing is part of the gambling culture as quite a few prof. gamblers go broke due to poor money management. so i hope you now see why ur question is [censored] retarded.

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That's all me baby. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I hate people who bitch about their luck

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Hi am a nobody
I have nothing to contribute b/c I don't know anything about Mike Matusow's financial situation, or his personal life.

Despite this, I will still add to the conversation, Just insert whatever you want to hear from me here: ____________

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How about this gem...

Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u
Slikoner: lol
SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox
Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip

qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it
SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro
Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice
today
SDeeSU (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up
Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497)
Dealer: Hand #1999887806
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool
Slikoner: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy
SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss
Slikoner: thats the ticket mike
Mike Matusow: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat
junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the
term soreass.
SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u
Slikoner: lol <font color="red"> </font>

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1st Place

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anybody who considers being stuck 400k a big huge deal when he was playing/plays several tables of 1k/2k mixed games and 2/4 PLO/NLH against some of the toughest players around is an idiot.. several million dollar downswings are not out of possibility and probably common.

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anybody who considers being stuck 400k a big huge deal when he was playing/plays several tables of 1k/2k mixed games and 2/4 PLO/NLH against some of the toughest players around is an idiot.. several million dollar downswings are not out of possibility and probably common.

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yeah just the 200/400 NLHE and PLO I think every major player besides Ivey has had a 1million+ downswing, and Ivey hasn't played very much at all so his is coming

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Yet he continues to play online and get more and more in debt. He's a drug addict and has a gambling problem. Sadly, this path doesn't look good for him and he might end up dead one way or the other. Sad but true

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One can only hope.

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Maybe Matasow could get out of debt by winning, "Can you spell better than a 5th grader."

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Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up

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Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat

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wait... what?

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does anyone have any idea what mike's gf looks like? she must be pretty special to stand mike

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does anyone have any idea what mike's gf looks like? she must be pretty special to stand mike

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...Are you serious?

It's so obvious that Mike allowed his "girlfriend" to play on his account and hasn't been able to log in for several months because he "forgot" the password...

http://www.pokulator.com/img/brandi_hawbaker1.jpg

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junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the term soreass.

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worst railbird comment ever? i just wanted to punch this guy when i read it...

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You do not consider 'weed' a drug is that because you are a weed-addicted drug addict?

Cannabis like caffiene is a drug whether you consider it to be or not. If you are american please inform the us administration of your position and supply your name and address to them.

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You do not consider 'weed' a drug is that because you are a weed-addicted drug addict?

Cannabis like caffiene is a drug whether you consider it to be or not. If you are american please inform the us administration of your position and supply your name and address to them.

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leveling right?
cigs and alcohol are ten times more dangerous than weed could ever dream of being, and don't even get me started on a million other legal prescription/non-prescription drugs that are just as bad. get a clue.

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You do not consider 'weed' a drug is that because you are a weed-addicted drug addict?

Cannabis like caffiene is a drug whether you consider it to be or not. If you are american please inform the us administration of your position and supply your name and address to them.

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leveling right?
cigs and alcohol are ten times more dangerous than weed could ever dream of being, and don't even get me started on a million other legal prescription/non-prescription drugs that are just as bad. get a clue.

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QFT