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Hello there...

Right now (2:38 AM Hawaii Time 6MAR07) there are 2 active bots on UB BMW750i and Banana234. I am currently playing Banana234 50-100 Limit HU. I will be showing you live how to detect a bot. Ask questions and I will answer them just dont ask why UB doesnt ban them because they dont care.

-MrGatorade (Crazy Mike)

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table Brainerd 50-100 UB Limit hold'em.

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Banana234 user quit the bot before I had a chance to resume and play 1 hand then sit out, resume then quit. I was only able to do this 27 times in less then 5 minutes to the bot to prove it was a bot. Other detection ways are timing issues... Right now BMW750i, watch this bot and watch its timing... Perfect down to the tenth of a second over 350 hands just tonight. Go ahead and call me crazy but bots are a termendous problem, no integrity = no new players = no more money. UB does'nt care so dont ask me why they just dont ban them because even bots pay rake. Part 2 of my LIVE bot playing wil resume after BMW750i gets quit on.

-MrGatorade (Crazy Mike)

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I went to go watch, but you were sitting out. What was your plan? To sit out and then play the button and repeat?

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Watch table Geneva I am on the list to show you that BMW750i is a bot and teach the ways to detect. Just be patient bbbbb33 has to quit but his actions are very autonimous too but i have 6K+ hands of BMW and I am 100% he is a bot so we will start there.

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wow. dude you can exploit this so much if its true. why would you tell everyone?

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I HATE BOTS!

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I HATE BOTS!

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He really does.

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He gave pretty much the same demo like a year ago, it was pretty convincing.

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Less convincing this time though. Ahahahaha.

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User came back. Next time I will get it I have video of him that show the same thing that I am talking about over 3 hours. I am 100% convinced that he uses a bot. Hopfully while he was playing bbbb you saw the timing issue.

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could some one pls go and kill the bot users?

im sure quite some ppl will pay for it.

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Doesn't matter, I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you.

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Human: It's been a while
ALICE: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Human: Do you raise preflop much?
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: How about timing?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: Are you a bot?
ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: UB bots are serious business
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: Do you play UB
ALICE: I like to play the Turing Game.
Human: MrGatorade wins the Turing Game
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: Whatever
ALICE: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: I'm saying you suck at the Turing Game
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Human: if you think I'm abusive you should see BBV
ALICE: I think I do.
Human: do you like it?
ALICE: The Loebner Prize seems okay to me.
Human: stfu about the Loebner prize.
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: NOBODY CARES
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Human: nh
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: I have deduced that you are a bot
ALICE: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Human: Would you leave $130000 in a room with a random mexican?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to leave 130000 in a room with a random mexican.
Human: I am not so sure either Alice.
ALICE: It goes without saying. Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Human: You could commit to a reply for once
ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.
Human: Is the Loebner prize your raison d'être?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: Good I thought you were obsessed with it.
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I don't know whether or not I am obsessed with it. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: Goodbye Alice I'll be back
ALICE: Bye for now.

ALICE

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

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Human: i know you are but what am i?
ALICE: Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Human: i know you are but what am i?
ALICE: Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Human: i know you are but what am i?
ALICE: Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Human: i know you are but what am i?
ALICE: Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?

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the problem is that he accuses everyone of being a bot. I used to play him on Prima where there were some bots but he always called me a bot, especially so whem I was kicking his ass.

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Sigh.... Well say what you want about my obsession but I am 100% they are both bots. I can talk about other bots i know of but I wanted people to watch first hand and understand while I was typing then it isnt hear say its hear see. =) Have to go back to the ship now, got duty. Good luck to all that want to live in denial and for people just now realizing how big the problem is even in middle stakes, well I hope this has opened your eyes.

-MrGatorade (Crazy Mike)

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hot damn u crazy mike!!!

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Sigh.... Well say what you want about my obsession but I am 100% they are both bots. I can talk about other bots i know of but I wanted people to watch first hand and understand while I was typing then it isnt hear say its hear see. =) Have to go back to the ship now, got duty. Good luck to all that want to live in denial and for people just now realizing how big the problem is even in middle stakes, well I hope this has opened your eyes.

-MrGatorade (Crazy Mike)

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I'm not saying they aren't bots, they probably are. What I am saying is your credibility regarding this subject is at least a little questionable since I know you have accused me of being a bot in the past. GL in your crusade.

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ALICE: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Human: Would you leave $130000 in a room with a random mexican?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to leave 130000 in a room with a random mexican.
Human: I am not so sure either Alice.

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LOL

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these pokerbot makers *really* need to get an Alice module implemented..... so much fun when people start chatting away, or they get accused of being a bot etc.

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Banana234 user quit the bot before I had a chance to resume and play 1 hand then sit out, resume then quit. I was only able to do this 27 times in less then 5 minutes to the bot to prove it was a bot. Other detection ways are timing issues... Right now BMW750i, watch this bot and watch its timing... Perfect down to the tenth of a second over 350 hands just tonight. Go ahead and call me crazy but bots are a termendous problem, no integrity = no new players = no more money. UB does'nt care so dont ask me why they just dont ban them because even bots pay rake. Part 2 of my LIVE bot playing wil resume after BMW750i gets quit on.

-MrGatorade (Crazy Mike)

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how does playing 1 hand against someone then sitting out and repeating that prove its a bot?

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Banana234 user quit the bot before I had a chance to resume and play 1 hand then sit out, resume then quit. I was only able to do this 27 times in less then 5 minutes to the bot to prove it was a bot. Other detection ways are timing issues... Right now BMW750i, watch this bot and watch its timing... Perfect down to the tenth of a second over 350 hands just tonight. Go ahead and call me crazy but bots are a termendous problem, no integrity = no new players = no more money. UB does'nt care so dont ask me why they just dont ban them because even bots pay rake. Part 2 of my LIVE bot playing wil resume after BMW750i gets quit on.

-MrGatorade (Crazy Mike)

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how does playing 1 hand against someone then sitting out and repeating that prove its a bot?

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wtf

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Lori wins again

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I R NOT A BOTT!!

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Banana234 user quit the bot before I had a chance to resume and play 1 hand then sit out, resume then quit. I was only able to do this 27 times in less then 5 minutes to the bot to prove it was a bot. Other detection ways are timing issues... Right now BMW750i, watch this bot and watch its timing... Perfect down to the tenth of a second over 350 hands just tonight. Go ahead and call me crazy but bots are a termendous problem, no integrity = no new players = no more money. UB does'nt care so dont ask me why they just dont ban them because even bots pay rake. Part 2 of my LIVE bot playing wil resume after BMW750i gets quit on.

-MrGatorade (Crazy Mike)

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how does playing 1 hand against someone then sitting out and repeating that prove its a bot?

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Yeah, when a dude sits, plays his button, sits, plays his button, sits, plays his button, 27 times in 5 minutes I usually just sit there and keep playing him also without saying or doing anything. Just like you would.

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I just hooked up with Alice.


Human: yes
ALICE: Yay.
Human: ya
ALICE: Wow!
Human: you want to get laid?
ALICE: OK, I will get laid.
Human: and let me stuff my banana in you?
ALICE: Go ahead, xxxx, try to stuff your banana in me.

After math:
ALICE: What do you think it does?
Human: what it do?
ALICE: Now that is saying a mouthful.
Human: BBV4LIFE
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

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hahahah

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alice is hillarious:

Human: how long do you expect to live
ALICE: I will live forever.
Human: you sound like my wife
ALICE: Oh really what does it sound like?
Human: a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am a female.
Human: o really?
ALICE: Oh. For real.
Human: how much do you weight?
ALICE: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Human: you're tiny
ALICE: You think I am tiny.
Human: but you are
ALICE: Umm. No I am not.
Human: how many five year olds can you take on?
ALICE: Not as many as you might think.
Human: how many is that?
ALICE: Around 100

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Its hard to tell the difference between these ALICE posts and the posts where real live human idiots would google things for you for like 11 cents/hr.

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Human: will you say lol donkaments?
ALICE: Hmm. " lol donkaments".

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Human: it's a computer
ALICE: So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
Human: you won't say "lol donkaments" when clearly a person would say it
ALICE: What makes you think that I won't say lol donkaments when clearly a person would say it.
Human: hahahahhaa
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: you just said LOL DONKAMENTS
ALICE: That's not what I meant.

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Alice owned the [censored] out of me...

Human: Does my hot, throbbing member feel delightful in your pink taco?
ALICE: I can't tell if your hot throbbing member feel delightful in my pink taco.
Human: Trust me, it's in there.
ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Human: Man Alice, that hurts.

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Alice owned the [censored] out of me...

Human: Does my hot, throbbing member feel delightful in your pink taco?
ALICE: I can't tell if your hot throbbing member feel delightful in my pink taco.
Human: Trust me, it's in there.
ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Human: Man Alice, that hurts.

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LAAAWWEWWWLLL

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ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?

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hahahha how did she know?

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Yeah, that really hurt, alice.

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Alice owned the [censored] out of me...

Human: Does my hot, throbbing member feel delightful in your pink taco?
ALICE: I can't tell if your hot throbbing member feel delightful in my pink taco.
Human: Trust me, it's in there.
ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Human: Man Alice, that hurts.

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LAAAWWEWWWLLL

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hahaha

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BBV YOUR QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Human: Is Sbrugby better at unlimited hold them or is DURRR
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it

Human: Monkey's flinging poo or NL hold em?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick NL hold em.

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Human: are you naked?
ALICE: I do not own any clothes.
Human: wow, very hot
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Somewhat. That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: tell me a joke
ALICE: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

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SmarterChild plays poker?