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So I went away with mates for a week or so and we rented out a house on the beach. Basically just drinking / bbqing during the day and getting trashed at night.

Anyway, one day a mate and i got bored. One of the guys staying with us we completely take the piss out of because hes one of the guys who puts chicks before his mates. So after another incedent where he was an absolute turd we decided to pay him back.

We ended up covering his pillow with pubes and pissed in a cup which we ended up using to pour piss onto his bed up and down the whole thing. We also poured it into a pair of his trackie pants and mixed it into his already yellow coloury hairgel.

To our glee he comes downstairs a bit later asking how his hair looks. We all just sit there laughing.
And if that wasn't enough he comes into our room the next morning asking "wtf my pants are all wet, and continues to wear them for the rest of the day".

Oh. If he hadnt had enough piss on the last night we pissed of the balcony (into the complete dark) and wake up the next morning to find his towel below the balcony completely soaking [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

That was a good week

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your friend should seek out new friends.

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He brings alot of this [censored] upon himself, but apparantly lately hes been trying to not "be such a tool"

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sounds like a fun crowd you guys are

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sounds like a fun crowd you guys are

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We try our best

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kind of a dick move if you ask me

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So you guys are mad at him because he likes chicks? Somethin ain't right here...

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So you guys are mad at him because he likes chicks? Somethin ain't right here...

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Nope, he's just the type of guy that puts hooking up before being a good friend..

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So you guys are mad at him because he likes chicks? Somethin ain't right here...

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chicks before di cks, that's my motto....
glad I don't hang out with you guys though, i'd hate to get your pubes in my beard...

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nothing grinds my gears like piss in my bed

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Theres probably heaps more fun ways to get back at someone than urinating all over their [censored]. Also the stale smell of piss that would surround him would be rough for all involved so woulda been a beat for all of you. You shoulda just done something to embarrass him in front of the ladies that made you look cool and him like a douche bag then itll put him in his place and allow you to profit into scoring some tail

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nothing grinds my gears like piss in my bed

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another thing that grinds my gears is when i can't find the droids i'm looking for

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bores before hoes?

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best friends, of course, but theres only like 4 of them. hoes before all the rest of the dude friends.

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Theres probably heaps more fun ways to get back at someone than urinating all over their [censored]. Also the stale smell of piss that would surround him would be rough for all involved so woulda been a beat for all of you. You shoulda just done something to embarrass him in front of the ladies that made you look cool and him like a douche bag then itll put him in his place and allow you to profit into scoring some tail

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Funny you should say this, one of the main things he does in putting chicks before is mates is tell them stuff about us to put us down. I reckon bad mouthing your friends to make yourself look better is horrid.

Beat for him: his girlfriend is ugly..(i'll get pics)
Beat for me: i dont know how to show pics (please help)

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Theres probably heaps more fun ways to get back at someone than urinating all over their [censored]. Also the stale smell of piss that would surround him would be rough for all involved so woulda been a beat for all of you. You shoulda just done something to embarrass him in front of the ladies that made you look cool and him like a douche bag then itll put him in his place and allow you to profit into scoring some tail

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Funny you should say this, one of the main things he does in putting chicks before is mates is tell them stuff about us to put us down. I reckon bad mouthing your friends to make yourself look better is horrid.

Beat for him: his girlfriend is ugly..(i'll get pics)

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well, at least you're taking the high road

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http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8...454759lyn9.jpg

AWW beat for him...His gf is on the left

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LOL uggos

pls tell me they're from England

btw your friend sounds like an idiot, but pissing on his stuff??? that's a little ridiculous

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So you guys are mad at him because he likes chicks? Somethin ain't right here...

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Nope, he's just the type of guy that puts hooking up with womenbefore hooking up with a good friend..

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FYP

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lol - that guy's not your friend

if any of my "friends" did that to me, the last sound they'd hear would be my car key scraping the back of their throat after entering at the front - but if he finds it funny, more power to his superior sense of humor

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Brag: he doesn't know we did this to him

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Brag: he doesn't know we did this to him

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Beat: you were born without the ability to realize that you're a complete fuxin moron

Brag: I helped a retard learn somethin new right now

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Isn't your roomates room your room?

Lori

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Isn't your roomates room your room?



Lori

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Nope, we stayed in a 4 bedroom place

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Isn't your roomates room your room?



Lori

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Nope, we stayed in a 4 bedroom place

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Did you stay in different rooms?

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So you guys are mad at him because he likes chicks? Somethin ain't right here...

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Nope, he's just the type of guy that puts hooking up before being a good friend..

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how would you know?

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This guy is a douche, but wtf is up with this poll?

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You're right, your friend really sounds like an ass! He's so lucky to have friends like you.

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oh, and OP, u suck.

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So you guys are mad at him because he likes chicks? Somethin ain't right here...

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Lol, and you guys are being good friends pissing all over his stuff coz he gets all the ladies? lol ur pathetic piece of [censored].

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lol, he gets the hot ladies too [sarcasm]

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lol, he gets the hot ladies too

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if you are pissed about him getting that girl I can only imagine what you are getting....ewwwww

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AWW beat for him...His gf is on the left

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So if that's his girlfriend I'm assuming he is ugly, and usually ugly people don't hang out with attractive people, which leads me to believe that you are also ugly. Ugly people doing stupid stuff to each other, I'm fine with it.

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So if that's his girlfriend I'm assuming he is ugly, and usually ugly people don't hang out with attractive people, which leads me to believe that you are also ugly. Ugly people doing stupid stuff to each other, I'm fine with it.

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But look at it from this angle, don't ugly people make everyone else look better. Making it beneficial to the rest of the group :P

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It doesnt even matter how ugly his chick is, if u get pissed for that chick, even more lolOLOloLOlolo

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Dude, You should try beating random homeless people. If you like fun (and you obviously do) that is where it is at.

Ever set fire to a kitten?

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So you guys are mad at him because he likes chicks? Somethin ain't right here...

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Nope, he's just the type of guy that puts hooking up before being a good friend..

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Where does that put you? Considering you aren'ty really a "good friend" by pissing on his things.