I\'m going to piss in my roomates room
 

Your standard crappy roommate, her parents pay her rent to live here so she pretty much doesn't work, she has no money for food so she eats our food, messy as hell and doesn't clean anything, watches Lifetime, VH1 and E! on the main living room TV all day long and basically nobody likes her. We've all bitched her out numerous times and she won't get her crap together.

Today I come home and she has her piece of crap, unregistered car parked in the driveway after she got a notice of towing if it wasn't removed from the street, the car's registration has been expired since December and she will not get it renewed, she drives with an expired license and no insurance and to top it all off I come home and she drank out of my mocha frappuccino bottle which I had obviously marked to tell if she tried to drink it, plus she has facial herpes on her lips and if I were to catch that [censored] because she drank out of my bottle I'd murder her ass.

Instead I just dumped the rest of the frappuccino under her bed which it will hopefully spoil and urinated all over her clothes, I plan on pissing in her room at least every other day until she moves out.

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now this is a good entirely variance story

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A+

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solid move imo

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AWESOME (ps are you a girl too? ASL?)

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I'd read again. lots of updates plz.

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This is the obviously the only reasonable option.

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better plan

1) drink tons of coffee
2) buy a fish
3) open her car
4) squeeze the fish under a seat
5) pee in her glove box
6) roll the car into the street
7) call the police and complain that someone's been parking in front of your house and you don't know who it is, but their registration's expired
8) wait
9) laugh when room mate notices her car is gone
10) laugh if she ever picks it up from impound cause it'll STINK

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oh, and we need pics of the girl and of you pissing on her stuff.

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your roommate sounds like a disgusting human being, i applaud her

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I was going to say something about sexing her into shape until the mouth herpes part...

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Just get the roommates together to vote her out like they did with Puck, dumb ass.

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wtf is facial herpes on the lips, isnt it around the lips or are her lips actually deformed cuz thats kinda gross

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Just get the roommates together to vote her out like they did with Puck, dumb ass.

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Yeah, because thats just as awesome.

NOT!

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wtf is facial herpes on the lips, isnt it around the lips or are her lips actually deformed cuz thats kinda gross

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her lips are actually deformed like total nasty

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A++

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omggggggggggg pics

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I was going to say something about sexing her into shape until the mouth herpes part...

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This idea was obv until the herp. Of course Keikiwai's idea is best.

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oh, and we need pics of the girl and of you pissing on her stuff.

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oh, and we need pics of the girl and of you pissing on her

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Mature.....pictures please?

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I wonder how people wind up with roommates like this.


Was this arranged by parents, or did you lose a bet, or...or....

I dunno.

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Pictures!

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plz post each time you piss in her room.

Next time she eats your food, dump the leftovers on her head.

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I wonder how people wind up with roommates like this.

[/ QUOTE ] Yeah no ish Girl asks me to be her roommate umm no u got de herps

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great line to take in this situation. updates and pics please

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plz post each time you piss in her room.

Next time she eats your food, dump on her head.

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FYP

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awesome

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lol @ this passive-aggressive crap.

Where do you kids learn this stuff?

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lol @ this passive-aggressive crap.

Where do you kids learn this stuff?

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real world on mtv

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Your standard crappy roommate, her parents pay her rent to live here so she pretty much doesn't work, she has no money for food so she eats our food, messy as hell and doesn't clean anything, watches Lifetime, VH1 and E! on the main living room TV all day long and basically nobody likes her. We've all bitched her out numerous times and she won't get her crap together.

Today I come home and she has her piece of crap, unregistered car parked in the driveway after she got a notice of towing if it wasn't removed from the street, the car's registration has been expired since December and she will not get it renewed, she drives with an expired license and no insurance and to top it all off I come home and she drank out of my mocha frappuccino bottle which I had obviously marked to tell if she tried to drink it, plus she has facial herpes on her lips and if I were to catch that [censored] because she drank out of my bottle I'd murder her ass.

Instead I just dumped the rest of the frappuccino under her bed which it will hopefully spoil and urinated all over her clothes, I plan on pissing in her room at least every other day until she moves out.

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She will win the roommate war, and she will win it handily. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

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Your standard crappy roommate, her parents pay her rent to live here so she pretty much doesn't work, she has no money for food so she eats our food, messy as hell and doesn't clean anything, watches Lifetime, VH1 and E! on the main living room TV all day long and basically nobody likes her. We've all bitched her out numerous times and she won't get her crap together.

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my roommate has another house with other roommates? weird.

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lol @ this passive-aggressive crap.

Where do you kids learn this stuff?

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meh, he said they had bitched her out many times. what are they supposed to do? I think something like this should suffice.

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this thread is no good w/o pics

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Excellent!!!

I once pissed in a crappy roommates hamper full of clean clothes and then wiped my sweaty ass with his pillow. Fun times.

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this thread is no good w/o pics

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QFT

We need pics of the roommate and/or taking a piss on the roommate and/or the roommate taking a piss.

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WHY DID YOU ROOM WITH HER? The way it sounds you live in an apartment, not a DORM. this means you get OPTIONS as to who you live with. blame yourself a little bit too.

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I once had a similar roommate situation as yours. I resorted to physically threatening him and the landlord decided to let us out of the lease rather than have a bloodbath on her property.