Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
 

Her father is really Janet Reno.

-John McCain

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have you seen her mom?

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this probably would have been topical back in the Clinton administration

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Because she actually looks like one of Conan's "if they mated".

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the 90s called, they want their joke back

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It's topical because John McCain is running for president.

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you know, she is a lot cuter than she used to be. she has some exaggerated features, but you would be out of your mind to think that 99% of 2p2 would ever pass her up

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Um...she's not ugly. She's a pretty average, normal looking person.

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Um...she's not ugly. She's a pretty average, normal looking person.

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No.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j3...aClinton_T.jpg

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I always thought Chelsea was pretty ugly from pictures I saw in the news, but then I met her in person and was really impressed. She's not especially attractive, but she was AMAZINGLY charismatic. She carried herself incredibly well, and attracted attention from the whole room. (I have to admit that the secret service guys probably helped with that.) Even if she didn't have attractive features, she was confident and smart and in control.

It was clear that she's her father's daughter.

P.S. This meeting was when she was dating a friend of a friend of mine at college. The really weird thing is that the guy she was dating was gay freshman year. Not "bi" or "questioning"; he was flaming gay. I never saw anything in the tabloids about it, even though we collected clippings of our buddy in The Star. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/thumb...on-chelsea.png
She's not bad anymore.

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Tuq, fish2plus2:

High school yearbook pictures of you two will help us put this in perspective.

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http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9...eanewpbnn3.jpg

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bb,

Pics of me belong in a thread titled "Why is tuq so ugly?" When that thread comes along I'll be sure to post them.

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I think Rush Limbaugh making fun of teenaged Chelsea's looks during the Clinton administration was one of the most scumbag things I've ever seen a media personality do. And I pretty much hate the Clintons. I wanted to punch his lights out.

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looks like she could suck the chrome off a tailpipe though.

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I think Rush Limbaugh making fun of teenaged Chelsea's looks during the Clinton administration was one of the most scumbag things I've ever seen a media personality do. And I pretty much hate the Clintons. I wanted to punch his lights out.

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how can you hate ol' bj bill?

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I always thought Chelsea was pretty ugly from pictures I saw in the news, but then I met her in person and was really impressed. She's not especially attractive, but she was AMAZINGLY charismatic. She carried herself incredibly well, and attracted attention from the whole room.

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I'll have to second this. She was dating a guy i played soccer with in college after they went to Oxford together, and she really does have an aura about her. Extremely warm personality, and make you feel like you've known her forever. She has a pretty decent body on her too.

One of the tabloids called me wanting to interview me to dig up dirt on her boyfriend. That's probably the one and only time that will ever happen to me...

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I'd hit it, as would 99% of this forum.

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Youve seen her mom right?

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I'd pay.

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She's not terrible in those pics where she is dolled up for some event...but I gotta believe mornings are still rough.

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Youve seen her mom right?

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Her mom is in the top 50% in her age group.

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http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j3...aClinton_T.jpg

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Looks like one of the "after" shots on the "What if they mated?" segment on Conan.

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Youve seen her mom right?

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Her mom is in the top 50% in her age group.

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For God's sake I hope you are joking. Hillary is hideous.

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Her mom is in the top 50% in her age group.

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For God's sake I hope you are joking. Hillary is hideous.

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Do you know what 60 year old women look like?

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Youve seen her mom right?

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Her mom is in the top 50% in her age group.

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For God's sake I hope you are joking. Hillary is hideous.

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She is 60+. You gotta remember probably half of all 60+ women are like 250 lbs and disgusting.

Edit- she is 59, close enough to 60, for any nits.

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Youve seen her mom right?

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For God's sake I hope you are joking. Hillary is hideous.

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Do you know what 60 year old women look like?

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Yes, my mom and all of her friends and acquaintances are this age. I can't think of a single one of them who is uglier than Mrs. Clinton.

But perhaps my deep and abiding mistrust of her (I think she is pretending to be a moderate so she can get elected and then return to her socialist totalitarian dreams) is influencing my opinion.

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Her mom is in the top 50% in her age group.

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If you shopped at Wal-Mart Hillary would be in the top 5%.

~ Rick

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I find it incredible that someone could look as bad as in the first picture and as good in this picture. I didn't realize hair and makeup could add like 4 points.

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Youve seen her mom right?

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Her mom is in the top 50% in her age group.

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For God's sake I hope you are joking. Hillary is hideous.

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Do you know what 60 year old women look like?

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Yes, my mom and all of her friends and acquaintances are this age. I can't think of a single one of them who is uglier than Mrs. Clinton.


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Cougars run in packs

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Youve seen her mom right?

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Her mom is in the top 50% in her age group.

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I dont care how old she is, Im sure she wasnt in the least bit attractive at the age of 24 either.

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Youve seen her mom right?

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Her mom is in the top 50% in her age group.

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If you shopped at Wal-Mart Hillary would be in the top 5%.

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Like Wal-Mart is an accurate cross-section of people's attractiveness. Every time I go in there it looks like somebody forgot to take out the White Trash.

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Her mom is in the top 50% in her age group.

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I dont care how old she is, Im sure she wasnt in the least bit attractive at the age of 24 either.

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Hillary Clinton isn't ugly now, and she wasn't ugly when she was younger.

http://www.fiveanddime.net/hillary-c...llary-1967.jpg

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Wow, I stand corrected, she isnt that hideous there. And you are way off saying that she isnt ugly now..becuase she is, I dotn think its subjective really either.

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Wow, I stand corrected, she isnt that hideous there. And you are way off saying that she isnt ugly now..becuase she is, I dotn think its subjective really either.

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I'm not saying shes a sexpot or anything, but ugly? Really? The woman is 60:

http://www.rp-online.de/layout/fotos...ad3b700001.jpg

I think you just don't like her for some other reason.

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Was looking for young Hilary pics, but I have to post this.

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/973...0newhavsr0.jpg

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guids,

I think you subtract ~10 points from a broad's rating when you find out they're a Democrat. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

That said, she is bone ugly. Like mother, like daughter.

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My NY apartment is supposedly on the same block as hers. I've never seen her though. She looks pretty good in recent pictures.