nothing funner huh durrrr? so sick
 

Full Tilt Poker Game #1830086866: Table Vasari (heads up) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:21:11 ET - 2007/02/19
Seat 1: Son-in-Law ($67,608.75)
Seat 2: durrrr ($77,241.75)
durrrr posts the small blind of $200
Son-in-Law posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
durrrr raises to $1,200
Son-in-Law raises to $3,600
durrrr calls $2,400
*** FLOP *** [Td Ts 7h]
Son-in-Law bets $5,000
durrrr raises to $15,700
Son-in-Law calls $10,700
*** TURN *** [Td Ts 7h] [5h]
Son-in-Law checks
durrrr has 15 seconds left to act
durrrr bets $57,941.75, and is all in
Son-in-Law calls $48,308.75, and is all in
durrrr shows [6h 8h]
Son-in-Law shows [Th Tc]
Uncalled bet of $9,633 returned to durrrr
*** RIVER *** [Td Ts 7h 5h] [4h]
durrrr shows a straight flush, Eight high
Son-in-Law shows four of a kind, Tens
durrrr wins the pot ($135,217) with a straight flush, Eight high
Son-in-Law is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $135,217.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Td Ts 7h 5h 4h]
Seat 1: Son-in-Law (big blind) showed [Th Tc] and lost with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: durrrr (small blind) showed [6h 8h] and won ($135,217) with a straight flush, Eight high


http://twodimes.net/h/?z=2453138
pokenum -h th tc - 6h 8h -- td ts 7h
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Ts Td 7h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Tc Th 988 99.80 2 0.20 0 0.00 0.998
8h 6h 2 0.20 988 99.80 0 0.00 0.002

Re: nothing funner huh durrrr? so sick
 

hahaha best beat ever.

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wow that's brutal, but hiarlious

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wow. wowowow. wow.


wopw.

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usually not impressed by beat stories....but wow.

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There is probably a contract on Durr. Dude, I hope your baller house has a baller security system.

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At least it wasnt for a lot of mon OH JESUS CHRIST

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0.2%

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Durrrr posted the hand in NVG
It definitly belongs in BBV.

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wowowowuieuiwhuwudhdsufhsdfdhsfhudfhudshufdsuf


WTF HOL YSHIT WTF [censored] OMG

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is this real?

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this has to be one of the worst bad beats in online history

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heh....fsdfmsdhmmm... wooow

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Holy F#$*

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I think I'd kill myself there.

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durrrr: wow
Son-in-Law: prob time to quit

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is this real?

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Yes, I saw it go down. Plus Durrrr posted it in NVG. Its pretty [censored] gross.

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this has to be one of the worst bad beats in online history

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i was thinking the same thing. i hope dude can recover mentally from this one lol.

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is durr retarded? or does this play become goiod at 200/400?

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Sklansky just bought son-in-law a Condo

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is durr retarded? or does this play become goiod at 200/400?

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more microlimit players commenting on how this hand was played plz

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This has to be the greatest hand ever?

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oh godDAMN

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is durr retarded? or does this play become goiod at 200/400?

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more microlimit players commenting on how this hand was played plz

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You hurt people's feelings.

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is this the best hand inthe history of the internets?

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is durr retarded? or does this play become goiod at 200/400?

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more microlimit players commenting on how this hand was played plz

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$10 NL FO yo?

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is durr retarded? or does this play become goiod at 200/400?

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more microlimit players commenting on how this hand was played plz

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$10 NL FO yo?

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bit rich for my blood

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is durr retarded? or does this play become goiod at 200/400?

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more microlimit players commenting on how this hand was played plz

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yah, welll... it dependz on the game dynamic & its not very good vs the distribution that s-i-l i liekly to have here soo i think he really cant be more the breakeeven in this game

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Another hand ...

Full Tilt Poker Game #1830260004: Table Vasari (heads up) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:52:26 ET - 2007/02/19
Seat 1: pokerkid585 ($49,048)
Seat 2: durrrr ($135,797)
pokerkid585 posts the small blind of $200
durrrr posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
pokerkid585 raises to $1,200
durrrr raises to $4,300
pokerkid585 calls $3,100
*** FLOP *** [5s 2h As]
durrrr checks
pokerkid585 checks
*** TURN *** [5s 2h As] [9d]
durrrr bets $7,300
pokerkid585 raises to $14,600
durrrr calls $7,300
*** RIVER *** [5s 2h As 9d] [Jd]
durrrr checks
pokerkid585 bets $15,600
durrrr raises to $116,897, and is all in
pokerkid585 calls $14,548, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $86,749 returned to durrrr
*** SHOW DOWN ***
durrrr shows [Jc Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
pokerkid585 mucks
durrrr wins the pot ($98,095.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
pokerkid585 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $98,096 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5s 2h As 9d Jd]
Seat 1: pokerkid585 (small blind) mucked
Seat 2: durrrr (big blind) collected ($98,095.50)

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MikeMatusownd?

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At least it wasnt for a lot of mon OH JESUS CHRIST

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LOL I choked on my cereal.

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lol

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Another hand ...

Full Tilt Poker Game #1830260004: Table Vasari (heads up) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:52:26 ET - 2007/02/19
Seat 1: pokerkid585 ($49,048)
Seat 2: durrrr ($135,797)
pokerkid585 posts the small blind of $200
durrrr posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
pokerkid585 raises to $1,200
durrrr raises to $4,300
pokerkid585 calls $3,100
*** FLOP *** [5s 2h As]
durrrr checks
pokerkid585 checks
*** TURN *** [5s 2h As] [9d]
durrrr bets $7,300
pokerkid585 raises to $14,600
durrrr calls $7,300
*** RIVER *** [5s 2h As 9d] [Jd]
durrrr checks
pokerkid585 bets $15,600
durrrr raises to $116,897, and is all in
pokerkid585 calls $14,548, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $86,749 returned to durrrr
*** SHOW DOWN ***
durrrr shows [Jc Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
pokerkid585 mucks
durrrr wins the pot ($98,095.50) with three of a kind, Jacks
pokerkid585 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $98,096 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5s 2h As 9d Jd]
Seat 1: pokerkid585 (small blind) mucked
Seat 2: durrrr (big blind) collected ($98,095.50)

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set of 5's for villain maybe?

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I also lol'ed.

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siccccccccccccccc

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This is by far the SICKEST HAND I've ever seen.

"Poker rewards the aggressive"

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I see Durr going broke within the next year and the bank foreclosing on his "balla house".

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I see Durr going broke within the next year and the bank foreclosing on his "balla house".

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yeah, that's not going to happen.

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I see durrrr having a hard time [censored] the horseshoe out of his ass very very soon. And also he is my hero.

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