Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 

Please help me settle this minor dispute. I believe, since we are being doused in water, than urinating on her is fine. she believes it not so much to be insanitary, but just weird.

Porque?

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you are having an argument about peeing on your girlfriend, with your girlfriend? how does this come about? did she catch you doing it and asked why, or did you just ask if you could piss on her?

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Beat: Girlfriend won't take the golden shower quietly.

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Piss first ask questions later.

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yea its weird, piss on your gf in the bedroom like normal people

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Sanitary? Probably.

Weird? Absolutely.

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Weird

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Yep. If you're down with the golden shower don't be a pussy and play it off like pissing on her in the shower is normal. Not my style, but man up and actually get the job done

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I always piss in my girlfriend's mouth in the morning. She always complains but she's about to brush her teeth anyway. I don't get her sometimes.

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Yes.

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just get a new girlfriend. i remember being in a similar situation in also a shower:

me: "i am going to pee on you now."
her: "what? ew, no, dont."
me: "I SAID HERE I GO WITH PEEING ON YOU NOW."
her: "im a model, no--thats gross! ... hey why did you turn off the water?"
me: "GET OUT!"

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Please help me settle this minor dispute. I believe, since we are being doused in water, than urinating on her is fine. she believes it not so much to be insanitary, but just weird.

Porque?

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Standard. I always thought it was hilarious when my gf would turn around and say... wait are you peeing on me, and i'd just bust up laughing. I'm sorry baby i couldn't help it, i've been doing it for a while now... what do you expect i'm freezing my ass off back here.

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This thread is proof of evolution. Some of you aren't that far off from scent marking animals.

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Please help me settle this minor dispute. I believe, since we are being doused in water, than urinating on her is fine. she believes it not so much to be insanitary, but just weird.

Porque?

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does your gf move around in the shower like the chick on your avatar?

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Please help me settle this minor dispute. I believe, since we are being doused in water, than urinating on her is fine. she believes it not so much to be insanitary, but just weird.

Porque?

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does your gf move around in the shower like the chick on your avatar?

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That is actually a shot of his GF trying to dodge his stream of piss.

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I will go out on a limb here and say this "seems" weird.

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why stop at the pissing, just take a dump on her.

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I've always loved your posts oddjob.

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why stop at the pissing, just take a dump on her.

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I'm pretty sure that a dump is unsanitary.

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It's certainly not unweird.

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why stop at the pissing, just take a dump on her.

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I'm pretty sure that a dump will not fit down the shower drain.

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This thread is proof of evolution. Some of you aren't that far off from scent marking animals.

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No, peeing on your girl is fine, but peeing on your dog is way out of line.

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it's only weird if she's older than 14

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/..._Closet--3.jpg

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1-800-LOVELINE

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def weird

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a friend had a incident similar, here is the breakdown.
this story was told at a poker table, laughter insued

kinky/horny/crazy guy showering w/gf

has to go no. 1/thinks golden shower might be fun

gf is under nozzle with shampoo in hair

he proceeds to pee on her lower half and she moans a bit

he thinks this means go for it

she rinses shampoo out and turns around, only to get a full force blast of pee in the upper torso and neck region

look on her face makes friend realize moan was from warmth of urine not enjoyment of the act of the golden shower

shower ends quickly, violence from her and much yelling takes place immediately

friend now only pees in toilet. the end.

btw, who the hell wants to pee on anyone and why??
i can understand a lot of human sexuality, but this one always boggled me a bit. J.

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Healthy urine is sterile so it is not unsanitary.
However, you are weird and I would advise your GF to dump you....

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My gf would probably break up with me if I peed on her in the shower...and I wouldn't blame her. I think not peeing on people is a good stance to take.

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"she rinses shampoo out and turns around, only to get a full force blast of pee in the upper torso and neck region"

Was she a dwarf?

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Is that one of the three things you want to do in college?

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Not only is it not weird to pee on your girlfriend, it is compulsory. If for some bizarre reason she objects, tell her that you will take a dump on her instead.

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I think it's interesting that everybody here is so receptive to peeing in the shower, while in THIS thread, everybody hated the idea. You are all a bunch of flip-floppers.

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Is that one of the three things you want to do in college?

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I was hoping this was an update from that guy.

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Is that one of the three things you want to do in college?

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nice

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she gawked at me while i chortled for 30 seconds as piss bounced around on her. she said she thought i had finally "crossed the line." i asked her if I per se or the piss had crossed the line, and she got out of the shower.

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I used to pee on my GF while we'd shower together. I thought it was hilarious, until she started peeing on me.

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I used to pee on my GF while we'd shower together. I thought it was hilarious, until she started peeing on me.

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Jack Handey?

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I used to pee on my GF while we'd shower together. I thought it was hilarious, until she started peeing on me.

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Jack Handey?

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ROFL

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How has no one said "Gonna piss on you......drip-drip-drip..." yet?

http://img.guba.com/public/video/6/a8/3000010918-m.jpg

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why stop at the pissing, just take a dump on her.

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I'm pretty sure that a dump will not fit down the shower drain.

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ex-lax my friend.

just tell her.

if you let me bust a nut on you, why won't you let me piss on you?