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CaseS87 02-16-2007 02:51 AM

Tex-Ass Hole\'em (nsfw)
 
http://videobox.com/content/99/86199/bt.jpg

samster 02-16-2007 02:51 AM

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uh.. youtube link?

JohnAndersen 02-16-2007 02:52 AM

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COLOSSAL ENTERTAINMENT

gobboboy 02-16-2007 02:55 AM

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How many jokes about 'pairs' will be in this video?

DannyOcean_ 02-16-2007 02:55 AM

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ugly

UATrewqaz 02-16-2007 02:56 AM

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Cool a poker training video...

Why does she have more than 2 hole cards... and she's topless... no no no, this whole thing just doesn't add up at all!

SABR42 02-16-2007 02:56 AM

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BEAT: they're playing 5-card draw.

holdme 02-16-2007 02:56 AM

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Cool a poker training video...

Why does she have more than 2 hole cards... and she's topless... no no no, this whole thing just doesn't add up at all!

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keep watching...you'll get it

CaseS87 02-16-2007 02:57 AM

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uh.. youtube link?

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Since when does youtube feature hardcore porn?

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How many jokes about 'pairs' will be in this video?


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I'm all in... your vagina.

lsuplayer 02-16-2007 02:57 AM

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I finally got the nut straight!!!!!

furyshade 02-16-2007 02:59 AM

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I'd maximize EV and exploit her weaknesses

shaundeeb 02-16-2007 02:59 AM

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The dialogs for this have to be hilarious

Hrkac 02-16-2007 03:06 AM

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"hit the backdoor flush"

Phenomenon 02-16-2007 03:08 AM

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I got one!

I have the NUTS!

/self ban plz.

CaseS87 02-16-2007 03:10 AM

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I raise... MY PENIS!

Gib 02-16-2007 03:12 AM

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lol bonkaments!

Spechel EDD 02-16-2007 03:18 AM

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oh baby gimme that royal YESSSSSS YESSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OHMY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

UCLAseetoK 02-16-2007 03:19 AM

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This reminds of that stupid sexually implicit UB commercial with Antonio Esfandiari in it with two bimbos

"I'm all in", "This is the ultimate LAYdown", "This is an OFFsuit" ,etc

delta k 02-16-2007 03:19 AM

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MrFeelNothin presented this to our housemate (Mvcode3) for his birthday last year. We started it...some chick and some guy are playing and i swear it must be rigged because one has 2pr and one has a set and the guy is like i'm all in and the girl is like i'm all in and then the guy says if i win i get to do whatever i want to you and the girl says ok and BAM guy wins and he fukcs her azz like whoa. I assume the rest is more of the same. maybe some STT digresses into a giant orgy or something, we didn't get that far

CaseS87 02-16-2007 03:21 AM

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OH OH OH IM ABOUT TO GO BUSTOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Then he goes on BBV and posts graffs lawl.

tboss888 02-16-2007 03:25 AM

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Is there any POB?

MrFeelNothin 02-16-2007 03:44 AM

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MrFeelNothin presented this to our housemate (Mvcode3) for his birthday last year. We started it...some chick and some guy are playing and i swear it must be rigged because one has 2pr and one has a set and the guy is like i'm all in and the girl is like i'm all in and then the guy says if i win i get to do whatever i want to you and the girl says ok and BAM guy wins and he fukcs her azz like whoa. I assume the rest is more of the same. maybe some STT digresses into a giant orgy or something, we didn't get that far

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quite the memory for a video you supposedly only watched once, more than a year ago.

delta k 02-16-2007 03:45 AM

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MrFeelNothin presented this to our housemate (Mvcode3) for his birthday last year. We started it...some chick and some guy are playing and i swear it must be rigged because one has 2pr and one has a set and the guy is like i'm all in and the girl is like i'm all in and then the guy says if i win i get to do whatever i want to you and the girl says ok and BAM guy wins and he fukcs her azz like whoa. I assume the rest is more of the same. maybe some STT digresses into a giant orgy or something, we didn't get that far

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quite the memory for a video you supposedly only watched once, more than a year ago.

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ok fine i own 2 copies

Banzai 02-16-2007 03:54 AM

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one has 2pr and one has a set

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HH plz

tomtemor 02-16-2007 03:54 AM

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The man in the left corner of the picture has breasts!

brad3 02-16-2007 03:57 AM

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I can a see a joke about having the nuts somewhere in this.

WildBobAA 02-16-2007 06:00 AM

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lol bonkaments!

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winner

kdubom 02-16-2007 06:28 AM

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lol bonkaments!

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LOL WINNAR


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