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kniper 02-14-2007 06:13 PM

Doing the A to save the V?
 
Buddy of mine hooks up with this girl we know. His story is that as he goes for the condom, the girl smiles at him and bends over on the bed. He is like wow, she gets straight to it doggy yo, but she goes ahead and guides him up the A. He has hooked up with her several times after, and same deal.

Story is she wants to save virginity, so goes for the poopchute instead. I have heard stories about this kind of stuff, but never really thought it would be true cause it is so silly. She is either doing it (1) for religious reasons or (2) cause she is saving the V for the future hubby (im gonna go ahead and discount that she prefers anal cause life just couldnt be so lucky). (1) doesnt make sense cause anal doesnt really conform with my notions of religious piety, and (2) doesn't cause if I were future hubby, i would much rather she not get reamed in teh A to save the V.

u guys heard of this female mindset? discuss plz.

syndr0me 02-14-2007 06:15 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
ive heard of it, but always thought it was just a legend

thats so awesome

RunyonAve 02-14-2007 06:16 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
This thread has much potential.

ICallHimGamblor 02-14-2007 06:16 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
Had a girl one time tell me to do her in the A because she had a boyfriend and if I did it in her V it was cheating.

I loved her.

holdme 02-14-2007 06:17 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
Yeah, I went to a private religious high school, and this one girl would only take it in the pooper from her boyfriend. It's silly IMO, but I guess they can sleep at night knowing their vaj is safe from harm.

Shaddux 02-14-2007 06:19 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
I can't believe people can be that stupid.

Still...very awesome situation for your buddy

Dids 02-14-2007 06:19 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
I knew a girl who dated a guy who believe this was true from the male perspective as well. If he only nailed chicks in the ass then he was still a virgin and God still loved him and [censored].

They broke up because "I'm not getting cornholed for jesus".

prodonkey 02-14-2007 06:19 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
My ex was best friends with a girl like this.. ya she was really religious too.. and i knew another girl that did that so that she was 100% sure she not get pregnant

Gildwulf 02-14-2007 06:21 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
Have these people actually read any of the Bible?


lol "Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 and 1 Timothy 1:10" aments

kkcountry 02-14-2007 06:22 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
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Have these people actually read any of the Bible?


lol "Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 and 1 Timothy 1:10" aments

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lol

DWarrior 02-14-2007 06:25 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
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(2) cause she is saving the V for the future hubby (im gonna go ahead and discount that she prefers anal cause life just couldnt be so lucky).

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If that's true, that doesn't make much sense. The hubby would at some point had to have been a bf, so he must have done the A. After discovering this oddity, who would ever marry a chick like that.

delta k 02-14-2007 06:27 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
meh, my girlfriend said it wasn't cheating if i did another girl in the A and didn't kiss her, since she didn't want to. sadly, i wasn't able to pull that off because it's sort of an awkward pick up line.

boomshakalaka 02-14-2007 06:31 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
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(2) cause she is saving the V for the future hubby (im gonna go ahead and discount that she prefers anal cause life just couldnt be so lucky).

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If that's true, that doesn't make much sense. The hubby would at some point had to have been a bf, so he must have done the A. After discovering this oddity, who would ever marry a chick like that.

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lol exactly.. If I never get to pound the pooper, Im hoping that my some day wife will love me enough to let me try it atleast once. If some chick is letting me stroke it out in her anus on the regular, why marry her?

allaboutmyfetti 02-14-2007 06:32 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
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Had a girl one time tell me to do her in the A because she had a boyfriend and if I did it in her V it was cheating.

I loved her.

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i've gotten this line too from an ex who was dating some new guy ... whether she cheated on me this way i dunno, but I don't really care. There should be some sort of holiday dedicated to girls like that.

danzasmack 02-14-2007 06:32 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
i heard a joke about this once where it ended up being a dude. I knew a chick who did this because she was allergic to latex. But that's all i've heard.

lyncks2002 02-14-2007 06:32 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Have these people actually read any of the Bible?


lol "Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 and 1 Timothy 1:10" aments

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that line is funny on so many levels i cant even count them...
good one gild

tom10167 02-14-2007 06:33 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
If my wife told me she was a virgin and a few years later told me she'd been analed by her entire graduating class I'd be pretty pissed.

In a row?

gamblore99 02-14-2007 06:38 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
Having some other dude nail my gf in the ass would make me so much more mad than her just sleeping with another guy.

Girl trying to save virginty by taking it in the ass, I think she is crazy, but I would definitely marry her.

kniper 02-14-2007 06:41 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Had a girl one time tell me to do her in the A because she had a boyfriend and if I did it in her V it was cheating.

I loved her.

[/ QUOTE ]

i would love her too

PokerFink 02-14-2007 06:46 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
This is more common than a lot of people realize.

Never forget: girls have no sense of logic.

boomshakalaka 02-14-2007 06:49 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
you say this situation is more common then most think. Im curious, have most guys tried the backdoor? Ive come close, but she then told me that it was too painful with the digits :-\

PokerFink 02-14-2007 06:52 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
It's common among younger girls. I'm only 22, but even the girls my age didn't do this. It's a new phenomenon with girls that are younger than me; say 16-20 year olds. But among those girls, it's shockingly common. I hear about this a lot.

BEAT: The 18 year old girl I hooked up with this year wasn't one of these girls.

THEOSU 02-14-2007 06:54 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
gildwulf,

anything involving leviticus is sure to entertain.

mediumpimpin 02-14-2007 06:56 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
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meh, my girlfriend said it wasn't cheating if i did another girl in the A and didn't kiss her, since she didn't want to. sadly, i wasn't able to pull that off because it's sort of an awkward pick up line.

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Your gf is awsome

Gildwulf 02-14-2007 06:57 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
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gildwulf,

anything involving leviticus is sure to entertain.

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This stuff on Leviticus is gold, Jerry!

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...enny_Bania.jpg

tiltowhirl 02-14-2007 06:58 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
I've sucessfully backdoored (yay me, analments) and if you want it to happen with relectant gf get tons of alcohol and ky involved. Its not as great as you'd think and you are smelly afterwards--I guess you could use a condom though but in said drunken state it usually becomes optional in the heat of the moment. If you can convince gf w/o the use of alcohol, ask her to enements before hand and that should help the stinkaments

Have there been any guys that received anal from gf (strapaments) to save virginity for future wife? Would this be considered gay?

DWarrior 02-14-2007 07:01 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
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Have there been any guys that received anal from gf (strapaments) to save virginity for future wife? Would this be considered gay?

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It's only gay to receive, so yes.

kniper 02-14-2007 07:06 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
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Have there been any guys that received anal from gf (strapaments) to save virginity for future wife? Would this be considered gay?

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Haha, no, but I dated a very very hot girl once (nude model, out-of-my-league-aments) who had done this type of [censored] to several of her previous bfs. For one strap-on (they broke up cause she couldnt handle waking up at night and finding him watching tranny porn... surprise surprise), for another a pair (??). I pretty much felt inadequate cause i was comparatively prude.

rageotones 02-14-2007 07:13 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
lollaments at all the girls who only use condoms to prevent pregnancy....especially ones who take it up the rear

LionelHutz00 02-14-2007 07:15 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
[ QUOTE ]
It's common among younger girls. I'm only 22, but even the girls my age didn't do this. It's a new phenomenon with girls that are younger than me; say 16-20 year olds. But among those girls, it's shockingly common. I hear about this a lot.

BEAT: The 18 year old girl I hooked up with this year wasn't one of these girls.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm 25 and there were a few girls in my high school who supposedly had this policy. That was way back in the 20th century, so it's not that new. btw I went to high school in the San Fernando Valley.

boomshakalaka 02-14-2007 07:17 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
tilt, yah Im pretty sure that I will be pretty disapointed by it, but I just wanna try it atleast once.

kniper 02-14-2007 07:20 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
It's common among younger girls. I'm only 22, but even the girls my age didn't do this. It's a new phenomenon with girls that are younger than me; say 16-20 year olds. But among those girls, it's shockingly common. I hear about this a lot.

BEAT: The 18 year old girl I hooked up with this year wasn't one of these girls.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm 25 and there were a few girls in my high school who supposedly had this policy. That was way back in the 20th century, so it's not that new. btw I went to high school in the San Fernando Valley.

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where at SF valley?

ICallHimGamblor 02-14-2007 07:23 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
...and as if by magic, that annoying ad just played on the radio...

"Let's go Outback tonight!"

boomshakalaka 02-14-2007 07:28 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
haha nice... I love when weird ass [censored] like this happens. I was 8 tabling and listening to itunes my ex was saying how she was tired and stuff, ludacris goes "IF YOU TIRED BE QUIET AND GO TO SLEEP HOE, GO TO SLEEP HOE"

I just look at her and smile.

NT! 02-14-2007 07:32 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
i have met one girl like this, we never did vaginal. i never did anal with her because i didn't really want to at the time. i think she did vaginal with a 'serious boyfriend' at some point but generally didn't do it.

this is all funny to me because the girl with the most insanely responsive and pleasing [censored] i have encountered has screwed probably dozens if not hundreds of dudes. it's all about the kegels i guess.

boomshakalaka 02-14-2007 07:35 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
kegels?

Innocent Kitty 02-14-2007 07:56 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
[ QUOTE ]
kegels?

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VAGINAL BENCH PRESS

prodonkey 02-14-2007 07:56 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
oralaments > analaments

boomshakalaka 02-14-2007 08:02 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
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oralaments > analaments

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yah I have a feeling that Ill agree once I try it.

PokerFink 02-14-2007 08:04 PM

Re: Doing the A to save the V?
 
Anal is fun because of the domination factor. It doesn't feel any better than normal sex.


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