How far would you go to become/be recognized as a good poster?
 

From the constant serious discussions of who is or isn't a good poster in OOT and in the more serious El Diablo discussion forum, it's clear to me that being a good poster is or should be the most important thing in a 2+2er's life. Unfortunately, not all of us are born with the god given talent of being a good poster. If a magical Diablo came up and offered you a chance to be a good poster, how big of a price would you pay? How much would you be willing to give up? What would you be willing to endure?

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QFT

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LOOOOOOOOOOL

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?? are you saying "Quit [censored] talking"?

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oral?

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http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/sig_pics/585/585214.gif

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oral?

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you fool, the answer is cheese

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I'd kick him in the nuts unless I got the power to ban at will.

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Fools rush in where wise men fear to tread. NH, sir!

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Here's what I'd endure:

I'd have 100 of the world's hottest chicks rub me down and when I get all hard and ready to eject my juices, instead of allowing me to sex them, they would cut off my popo.

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In BBV the goal isn't to become good. The goal is to become infamous.

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I got a couple of messages from Diablo asking not to troll the forum. Honestly, what is his forum there for other than to troll?

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Traits of the Chosen Ones from the Diablo Forum Maintenance Handbook (Many good men died smuggling this secret out of the Mod Forum so please do not mention it outside this post):

Chapter 3, "Recognizing a Thread Starting Candidate" p. 53 of the Manual

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Thread starting candidates will come from a variety of backgrounds and have varied beliefs about life in general. When trying to identify candidates it is suggested that you, as mod of the Beloved One's Forum, meditate on teh following words of wisdom:

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If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it you don't have it. If you have it you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don't need less of it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place. Do you? You can share it, sure. You can even stock pile it if you'd like. But you can't fake it. Wanting it. Needing it. Wishing for it. The point is, if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.

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There is a certain amount of pleasure that comes from being told you suck whale balls in BBV.

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I think if everyone really wanted me to I would poop in a bag or eat a sandwich off the ground.

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i would go to brooklyn, possibly queens if it was not too many transfers between trains underneath the ground

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I would do Mason's laundry for a month.

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whatever it takes.

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I'd pay about 5 bucks

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I would probably try way too goddamn hard by starting up a bunch of crappy threads in B4L

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I'd challenge someone awesome to a fight then hide in a corner crying.

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I would probably try way too goddamn hard by starting up a bunch of crappy threads in B4L

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pfft, to me, you're just one of those minions. Keep posting in my threads telling me how bad of a poster I am, minion boy!

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I took a photo of someone who heard about this idea.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5892/prockp9.jpg

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I'd challenge someone awesome to a fight then hide in a corner crying.

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you just wait old man.

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all of the more popular posters are really boring to me. same crap every post. its those diamonds in the rough that i love. one hit wonders.

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I took a photo of someone who heard about this idea.

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he looks so [censored] ridiculous. lord.

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Did he lose a bet? (Look at that shirt he is wearing, no one voluntarily wears that shirt out in public unless they lost a bet)