Oral sex or cheese?
 

You have to give up one -- in all of its forms -- for the rest of your life.

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Does cheez count? That could be a deal breaker.

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what is this "oral sex" that you speak of [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Cheez counts as both. You automatically give up cheez for the rest of your life.

I don't know what cheez iz.

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what is this "oral sex" that you speak of [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Cheez.

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I don't know what cheez iz.

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I'm forming a "Superest Best Friends Club". You won't be invited.

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I don't know what cheez iz.

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I'm forming a "Superest Best Friends Club". You won't be invited.

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WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS BE A THORN AT MY SIDE?!?!?!

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this is actually a difficult question imo

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CHEEEEEESE GROMIT

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cheese and it was insta (even though on second thought it really sucks, but w/e)

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Anyone that says cheese is lying unless they don't eat it already.

Don't get me wrong, I love oral sex, but there's no way I'm going without cheese on pizza, burgers, sandwiches, crackers, all by itself, etc, etc.

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I'm lactose intolerant but this "oral sex" deal is foreign to me so I choose to give up both.

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Anyone that says cheese is lying unless they don't eat it already.

Don't get me wrong, I love oral sex, but there's no way I'm going without cheese on pizza, burgers, sandwiches, crackers, all by itself, etc, etc.

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So you too are in the "getting no oral sex so voting cheese by default" club.

I'm Tom, nice to meet you.

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I like his Nazi helmet.

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More cheese.

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Anyone that says cheese is lying unless they don't eat it already.

Don't get me wrong, I love oral sex, but there's no way I'm going without cheese on pizza, burgers, sandwiches, crackers, all by itself, etc, etc.

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So you too are in the "getting no oral sex so voting cheese by default" club.

I'm Tom, nice to meet you.

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LOL. Just cuz this is true doesn't mean it changed my answer. I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] cheese.

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I love Cheese too but (hey look I capitalized it!) blowjobs won't make you fat nor will they clog your arteries.

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I love Cheese too but (hey look I capitalized it!) blowjobs won't make you fat nor will they clog your arteries.

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You've never had baked brie in mango chutney... it's like having sex with 20 expensive hookers at once

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You've never had oral sex from a girl that made you pay up front(Read: dinner and a show). It's like baked brie in mango chutney only better because you blow your load inside a girl's mowf

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blowjobs won't make you fat nor will they clog your arteries.

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you don't swallow? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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obviously giving up oral sex.

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I like his Nazi helmet.

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Yeah, suisse was always famous for its Nazi helmets.

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this is the most difficult question of the day so far

considering i could still just bang a chick, i guess i'll give up blow jobs. though i'm very very unhappy to say it

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i'm married, so i've already given up oral sex. easy choice.

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i'm married, so i've already given up oral sex. easy choice.

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That is a hard question to answer..........It is stil to early in the day for me to make a major life choice like that. I will come back to this later.

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Reminds me of this joke: A priest and a rabbi get to talking. The priest asks the rabbi if he's ever eaten pork. The rabbi confesses that yes, once when he was young and rebellious he did. He then asks the priest whether he's ever had sex. The priest admits that once, long ago, he did break his vows and have sex. The rabbi cracks a big smile: "It's a hell of a lot better than pork."

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My first thought was giving up the BJs and it ain't close, but then I actually thought about BJs... I still think keeping the cheese is the way to go. The oral is just another route to bustoing but the cheese is all encompassing. If it was a choice between giving up sharp cheddar, meunster, and brie, or head then it'd be more realistic.

Here's the real question: Is having a chick eat your ass also out the window?

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Here's the real question: Is having a chick eat your ass also out the window?

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No more pizzas? No lasagna? No more outside port wine in the sun with a plate of cheese? No more toasted ham-cheese sandwiches? Never.

It's a no-brainer guys. BJs aren't that spectacular anyway, unless you're 15 and never had one. And it's not just BJ's that are out... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] And once you grow older, that plate of cheese on a sunny holiday with a nice glass of wine most probably beats the BJ from your 50 year old wife.

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What if going down on your gf counts as both oral and cheese?

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getting so levelled

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What if going down on your gf counts as both oral and cheese?

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You do know you're allowed to break up, right?

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THis was much more difficult than I originally expected it to be. I haven't even voted yet but I'm leaning towards giving up oral.

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Cheese is more enjoyable in the long run.

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I dislike cheese. Easy fold.

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i'm married, so i've already given up oral sex. easy choice.

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seriously QFT. I know what life without oral sex is like and I'm ok with it. But life without cheese? Man, I can't even imagine.

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how could you give up cheese?1!?
its like picking between water and diamonds. A diamond is nice but wtf are you gonna do w/out water.

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