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sososoapy 02-10-2007 08:20 AM

what if you meet ms right?
 
you're a decentlooking guy with enough game so that you're options aren't limited. you've also had plenty of experience with women and know there's plenty of fish in the sea.

you meet a girl who is perect for you in every way but she is in a serious relationship. what's your line?

Five-Star 02-10-2007 09:17 AM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
show her you make awesome internet posts, it's sure to sweep her away from anybody

SNOWBALL 02-10-2007 09:24 AM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
where's the option for:
take no action, develop an unhealthy obsession about her, and then post about her on an internet message board!

Really though, the standard line is to be friends with her, and wait until she breaks it off with the dude she's with. I suck with women though, and this line has never worked for me, but I'm pretty sure it's what most guys do.

ryanj247 02-10-2007 09:45 AM

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you meet a girl who is perect for you in every way

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false.

you think that now, but you know this would inevitably turn out to be false.

move on. get over it.

Mother Mucker 02-10-2007 10:21 AM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
I'd say....

Show her you're interested in being more than friends, without being disrespectful to the other guy. It could be as simple as telling her straight up. "Look, I like you. You're smart, HOT, a very nice person, and you have a beautiful ass. That being said, I respect the fact that you're in a serious relationship. I just want you to know that he better be hitting it right because you deserve to be totally happy. Did I mention I'm packing 8" and girth?"

Something like that....

The X-Factor 02-10-2007 10:39 AM

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I'd say....

Show her you're interested in being more than friends, without being disrespectful to the other guy. It could be as simple as telling her straight up. "Look, I like you. You're smart, HOT, a very nice person, and you have a beautiful ass. That being said, I respect the fact that you're in a serious relationship. I just want you to know that he better be hitting it right because you deserve to be totally happy. Did I mention I'm packing 8" and girth?"

Something like that....

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Well played sir!

Lonhro 02-10-2007 10:48 AM

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I'd say....

Show her you're interested in being more than friends, without being disrespectful to the other guy. It could be as simple as telling her straight up. "Look, I like you. You're smart, HOT, a very nice person, and you have a beautiful ass. That being said, I respect the fact that you're in a serious relationship. I just want you to know that he better be hitting it right because you deserve to be totally happy. Did I mention I'm packing 8" and girth?"

Something like that....

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I seriously considered doing this a number of times in the past - er - 7 years? Each time I've come to the same conclusion though - no.

To me it just ain't right. Put yourself in the shoes of the dude who is actually going out with her. It would sh*t you big time to know that guys would be saying this to your girl. Yes, you can play your "well, you're the bf, just make sure you're hitting it right!" card, but to me it just ain't cool. Each to their own though.

Mother Mucker 02-10-2007 11:01 AM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
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I'd say....

Show her you're interested in being more than friends, without being disrespectful to the other guy. It could be as simple as telling her straight up. "Look, I like you. You're smart, HOT, a very nice person, and you have a beautiful ass. That being said, I respect the fact that you're in a serious relationship. I just want you to know that he better be hitting it right because you deserve to be totally happy. Did I mention I'm packing 8" and girth?"

Something like that....

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I seriously considered doing this a number of times in the past - er - 7 years? Each time I've come to the same conclusion though - no.

To me it just ain't right. Put yourself in the shoes of the dude who is actually going out with her. It would sh*t you big time to know that guys would be saying this to your girl. Yes, you can play your "well, you're the bf, just make sure you're hitting it right!" card, but to me it just ain't cool. Each to their own though.

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I hear what you're saying, but if this girl really is the complete package, chances are that she gets hit on daily and another guy hitting on her isn't that big of a deal. Also, if you have one of these complete packages as your girl, it's kinda expected that your girl is going to get hit on every now and again.

That's why you need to get with busted girls. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

addictontilt 02-10-2007 11:41 AM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
if she leaves her guy for you...what happens when she meets someone else, when she is with you?

DrewDevil 02-10-2007 12:07 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
Many, many women stay with BFs long after they have tired of them, biding their time until someone better comes along.

They are too insecure to be "alone," so they are like monkeys swinging from tree to tree, except in this case they swing from dick to dick. They won't let dick #1 go until they know they can grab on to dick #2.

Let her know that dick #2 is waiting for her.

Mother Mucker 02-10-2007 12:10 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
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Many, many women stay with BFs long after they have tired of them, biding their time until someone better comes along.

They are too insecure to be "alone," so they are like monkeys swinging from tree to tree, except in this case they swing from dick to dick. They won't let dick #1 go until they know they can grab on to dick #2.

Let her know that dick #2 is waiting for her.

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Spoken like a true gentleman.

Robert Ezzo 02-10-2007 01:25 PM

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Really though, the standard line is to be friends with her, and wait until she breaks it off with the dude she's with. I suck with women though, and this line has never worked for me, but I'm pretty sure it's what most guys do.

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It does work, actually. She was dating a good friend of mine, I waited. We've been married for 11 years now.

adsman 02-10-2007 02:01 PM

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Really though, the standard line is to be friends with her, and wait until she breaks it off with the dude she's with. I suck with women though, and this line has never worked for me, but I'm pretty sure it's what most guys do.

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It does work, actually. She was dating a good friend of mine, I waited. We've been married for 11 years now.

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And he was the best man, right?

Lottery Larry 02-10-2007 02:43 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
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you meet a girl who is perect for you in every way

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false.

you think that now, but you know this would inevitably turn out to be false.

move on. get over it.

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Agreed- besides, there's more than one "perfect" fish out there. Keep fishing, OP.

traz 02-10-2007 02:51 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
I'm a bastard with a weird set of morals. I have no problem stealing girls away from their bfs, infact I enjoy the challenge and "thrill" so to speak. But if I get a girl to cheat on her bf or leave him, I'm definitely not expecting a solid relationship.

oyesmoreofthis 02-10-2007 03:32 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
stab that nigga. then be there for her when shes all like wtf my bf got stabbed. follow her and pretend you ran into her by accident. then be like,
"whats good, boo? you look sad. kina like the sad i was like when my baby girl got stabbed... long ago...."
then she ll be like,
"ZOMG my bf just got stabbed! we have so much in common!"
then be like,
"awww sheeyit--its kismet."


youre welcome, OP.

Robert Ezzo 02-10-2007 05:48 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
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And he was the best man, right?

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LOL. He was invited to the wedding, but he couldn't make it, since he was studying at a yeshiva in Israel. Long story. I most definitely had nothing to do with their breakup, that's for sure. I might have considered breaking up a couple, but she was off-limits since she was dating my friend. Even if we were both attracted to each other when we first met. ;-)

VeryTnA 02-10-2007 06:05 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
No matter how great you think she is, someone somewhere is sick of her [censored].

guids 02-10-2007 06:20 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
you dont have game, if you are worried about some broad that has a boyfriend.

1C5 02-10-2007 06:22 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
are married women off limits to you or not?

relaxwithtrudy 02-10-2007 06:24 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
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if she leaves her guy for you...what happens when she meets someone else, when she is with you?

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the best indicator of the future is the past. you're right, sir.

IggyWH 02-10-2007 06:29 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
Dave Chappelle had a good standup on this saying how men and women are different.

He said something to the effect of when you meet a guys girlfriend, as a guy you say she's nice, I need to get me a girl like her. But when women meet a girls boyfriend, the woman says I got to have that man.

donkeylove 02-10-2007 07:16 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
You never said whether bf is your friend. If he is, then she is off limits. If not, then go for it. I would never go after a married woman because I respect marriage. Bf/Gf is nothing. If he thought she was all that ,he should have put a ring on her finger.

DirtyDiggs 02-10-2007 09:14 PM

Re: what if you meet ms right?
 
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Dave Chappelle had a good standup on this saying how men and women are different.

He said something to the effect of when you meet a guys girlfriend, as a guy you say she's nice, I need to get me a girl like her. But when women meet a girls boyfriend, the woman says I got to have that man.

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Chris Rock....and I have found almost the exact opposite to be true.


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