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...and why, for how long, and by whom.

I: for posting links to 'pornography', two days, Dynasty.

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what happens when you get banned anyway? you try to make a post and it's like, 'lol no u suck' ?? or what cause i've banned a lot of people but i never got banned

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One week, for accidently posting a large goatse image ):

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what happens when you get banned anyway? you try to make a post and it's like, 'lol no u suck' ?? or what cause i've banned a lot of people but i never got banned

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You try to log in and get a message to the effect of: You are unable to login for two days, because you have been banned by Dynasty because you were naughty. You also get an email to that effect, which in my case I archived for lawlz.

My link was to old Bettie Page pics, which hey, props to her, they're still naughty pics after almost 60 years.

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I can remember two times. Not sure if there are more.

3 days for commenting on [censored]'s return as OOT mod in a negative way after he lost survivor.

"don't disrespect my authorita" - [censored].

2nd one was for like 14 days I think for saying my boss was a "jew" in a thread on Veterans days about having to work or not. LOL considering he is actually jewish and i'm part. But meh whatever.

"so is my boss"- LOL i don'tknow who left me that one.

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I was banned for 24 hours for typing in censored words all s p a c e d o u t so they get past the censored filter. Apparently that's a big no-no.

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Dids banned me for 17 seconds for losing an NVG Survivor to someone. Luckily I wasn't awake at the time. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I was banned from MTT like 2-3 times from April-July because I liked to talk about how retarded people's play was, while actually sucking myself. Now I've actually got smarts so I get to make fun of retards with impunity.

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never

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never

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never = "I can't count how many times" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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once for 3 months and once for a month for posting a link to Tuq's blog that had a video showing him anally masurbating with a dildo he made out of his own frozen feces

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Chip,

The By-Tor account has never been banned.

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Chip,

The By-Tor account has never been banned.

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is that your final answer??

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once for 3 months and once for a month for posting a link to Tuq's blog that had a video showing him anally masurbating with a dildo he made out of his own frozen feces

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They wanted to ban you longer but I bargained them down to a month.

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anally masurbating with a dildo he made out of his own frozen feces

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Alaskan Pipeline

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Once for 3 days for circumventing the profanity filter. I think Mat banned me...not sure.

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once for good by [censored]. I nuked myself on purpose in defiance of his anti FYP rules and did not get unbanned once those rules were proved stupid.

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i got banned for a while for posting a slow-loading fake jessica alba pic that turned into a scary face in the 5141645248th jessica alba thread. eventually i begged all the mods and they unbanned me

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"trolling nvg", 3 days?, dids

it was pretty retarded, but kinda funny

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24 hours for using a poker analogy. I didn't know it was a rule at the time. [suckup]Good rule though.[/suckup]

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Twice.

Once for using GoT's account to sticky one of the early Small Stakes Digests (we were roommates) because Mat was acting like an idiot. Once for something else, I think something to do with when Josh got banned but I don't really remember. Neither was for long. My message for the first one had Mat's phone number so I called him and talked about it.

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24 hour ban, dont remember by who, someone in OOT, for the thread "you know how i know your gay"

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I got banned for a few days once. Take back rule by [censored]

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Twice.

Once for using GoT's account to sticky one of the early Small Stakes Digests (we were roommates) because Mat was acting like an idiot. Once for something else, I think something to do with when Josh got banned but I don't really remember. Neither was for long. My message for the first one had Mat's phone number so I called him and talked about it.

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you left out the part where he made you a mod because of it

a rags to riches story if I ever heard one! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I titled a post 'WOW! Nice Rack!' which opened onto this pic:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum...ack_vector.jpg

which was considered lame so [censored] banned me for a week.

I was at the beginning of my 2p2 addiction so it was bearable. If it happened now I would need drugs to tide me over.

ps. Don't any of you mods decide to have a chuckle and ban me to make me suffer, thank you very much.

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Once for 3 days. Some woman in OOT replied to some thread saying, "why is everyone so crass and mean?". I replied, "shut up bitch".

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twice.

once for asking for a link to a t-word.

i dont remember why i got banned the other time.

rj

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once for a few days because I posted a "spoiler" about the wire (wasnt really a spoiler but whatever). dids went all postal and got NT to delete the spoiler, call me a gay, and ban me.

kind of opened my eyes to how serious tons of people take this whole thing. hilarious.

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NT booted me for 2 days for accidentally posting a bad beat HH in OOT...

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These all seem like perfectly reasonable actions.

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Once for 3 days. Some woman in OOT replied to some thread saying, "why is everyone so crass and mean?". I replied, "shut up bitch".

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Awesome.

I think my favorite internet post of all time was something very similar. There was a flame war going on about something stupid, and the mod made this long, rambling post to whine about the lack of civility and decency and wonder why people couldn't just debate an issue without getting all personal, etc. "Can't we all just get along?"

The first reply was

"Eat a dick you fascist."

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2nd one was for like 14 days I think for saying my boss was a "jew" in a thread on Veterans days about having to work or not. LOL considering he is actually jewish and i'm part. But meh whatever.


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Unfortunately for you, your boss was not a jap, chinaman, or gay (or some combination, thereof) then you could have posted with impunity!

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I haven't had this account banned, but had (at least) two gimmick accounts banned by [censored] during last year's gimmick baiting/subsequent bans.

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I was banned by The Dude for 2 days for making a "lame FYP" of one of jakethebake's posts.

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Why do you still have a * ? Outrage!

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Why do you still have a * ? Outrage!

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Ask NT!, he's the real fascist.

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Once for 3 days. Some woman in OOT replied to some thread saying, "why is everyone so crass and mean?". I replied, "shut up bitch".

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some woman was ed miller's mom.

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Once for 3 days. Some woman in OOT replied to some thread saying, "why is everyone so crass and mean?". I replied, "shut up bitch".

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some woman was ed miller's mom.

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all the funnier!

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Once for 2 days. I posted a nsfw joke pic without the nsfw warning because it would have ruined the joke. I knew the second after I clicked "Ok, submit" that I screwed up and would probably be reprimanded.

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boom headshot.

actually, I was glad I got banned. It wasn't all that funny and I'm a better poster because of it.