Beat: My girlfriend is a lying piece of trash (LONG)
 

Background: We have been going out for 4 years. I pretty much let her do whatever she wants and I'm not a controlling person. She goes out to the strip club every thursday for ladies night and parties and I say w/e, go ahead. Maybe I shouldn't have given her so much of a leash b/c it apparently bit me in the ass. Anyway, pretty average relationship, ups and downs, yada yada, but I thought we were alright until this last Sunday.

Okay well a couple weeks ago she gets a phone call on her cell and she's in the other room. Caller ID says it's someone named Billy. So I go give her then phone and go back to my business. So she talks and when she's done I ask her who Billy is. She says Billy is her friend Brady's roommate. I say "Brady lives with a guy roommate"? Thinking it was weird that a dude and a girl were roommates. She says "no, Billy is a girl." I think it's weird but think nothing of it.

Sunday I get off work early (I work 2PM-10PM) and decide to take her on a date. We go to Ruby Tuesdays, and we were going to go to a movie but the start time of the movie was different than what it told me online and we were like a half our late. So we're driving home and she gets a call. She answers and she says "just driving around with a bunch of girls". I can hear it's obviously a guy. He then asks her something probably like "then why's it so quiet?" cuz she says "Oh they know I'm on the phone."

She hangs up, at this point I'm already pissed because she told some dude I dont know that she's with some girls. Why couldn't she say she's with her boyfriend?

So I say who was that? She says it was her friend Megan. I'm like "WTF i could hear it was a guy" She's like "Okay, it was Billy." "I thought Billy was a girl." "Well I just said that cuz i thought you would be mad" "NO BITCH I'M MAD BECAUSE YOU LIED TO ME AND YOU TOLD HIM YOU'RE WITH GIRLS, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

So I'm super steaming and I speed home and tell her to GTFO and she leaves but apparently no one wants to take her dumb ass because she comes back like half an hour later and says she has nowhere to go. whatever. I dont talk to her the rest of the night and sleep on the couch.

I get up and go to work the next morning and when I get home theres a note that says "I LOVE YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH, WOULDN'T CHEAT ON YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH" I still don't believe her [censored]. She stays at her parents that night.

Tuesday night I get home and she's there. She's obviously sucking up (doing laundry, cleaning, doing dishes, cooked me food) cuz her lazy ass has never done that [censored] before even though she's unemployed. and pretty much Tuesday/Wednesday go by with me being pissed and not really talking to her and then comes Thursday.

I get home from work a couple hours ago. She's busy doing something and I have access to her myspace account. Now this isn't something I normally do but given Sunday night's debacle I am of course, suspicious.

Anyway, I find a bunch of messages from dudes and [censored] and I'm so SUPER [censored] pissed. I give her a chance to lie again and ask her who she's been talking to online. of course she's like "what are you talking about" and i say "have you been flirting with guys online?" At this point she knows she's caught and that I saw her myspace. She says "oh it was just that one guy" but apparently she doesn't realize that there are undeleted messages in her trash. And I point out her lie again. Then she says "can't we talk about this". I tell her to GTFO before a punch her in her [censored] face.

Anyway, I tell her it's over, that she's a lying [censored], and that I wasted 4 years on this garbage and that she needs to move her [censored] out this weekend.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Anyway, convo's, screenshots, and screennames coming up next post.

Re: Beat: My girlfriend is a lying piece of trash (LONG)
 

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Background: We have been going out for 4 years. I pretty much let her do whatever she wants and I'm not a controlling person. She goes out to the strip club every thursday for ladies night and parties and I say w/e, go ahead. Maybe I shouldn't have given her so much of a leash b/c it apparently bit me in the ass. Anyway, pretty average relationship, ups and downs, yada yada, but I thought we were alright until this last Sunday.

Okay well a couple weeks ago she gets a phone call on her cell and she's in the other room. Caller ID says it's someone name Billy. So I go give her then phone and go back to my business. So she talks and when she's done I ask her who Billy is. She says Billy is her friend Brady's roommate. I say "Brady lives with a guy roommate"? Thinking it was weird that a dude a girl were roommates. She says "no, Billy is a girl." I think it's weird but think nothing of it.

Sunday I get off work early (I work 2PM-10PM) and decide to take her on a date. We go to Ruby Tuesdays, and we were going to go to a movie but the start time of the movie was different than what it told me online and we were like a half our late. So we're driving home and she gets a call. She answers and she says "just driving around with a bunch of girls". I can hear it's obviously a guy. He then asks her something probably like "then why's it so quiet?" cuz she says "Oh they know I'm on the phone."

She hangs up, at this point I'm already pissed because she told some dude I dont know that she's with some girls. Why couldn't she say she's with her boyfriend?

So I say who was that? She says it was her friend Megan. I'm like "WTF i could hear it was a guy" She's like "Okay, it was Billy." "I thought Billy was a girl." "Well I just said that cuz i thought you would be mad" "NO BITCH I'M MAD BECAUSE YOU LIED TO ME AND YOU TOLD HIM YOU'RE WITH GIRLS, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

So I'm super steaming and I speed home and tell her to GTFO and she leaves but apparently no one wants to take her dumb ass because she comes back like half an hour later and says she has no one to go. whatever. I dont talk to her the rest of the night and sleep on the couch.

I get up and go to work the next morning and when I get home theres a note that says "I LOVE YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH, WOULDN'T CHEAT ON YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH" I still don't believe her [censored]. She stays at her parents that night.

Tuesday night I get home and she's there. She's obviously sucking up (doing laundry, cleaning, doing dishes, cooked me food) cuz her lazy ass has never done that [censored] before even though she's unemployed. and pretty much Tuesday/Wednesday go by with me being pissed and not really talking to her and then comes Thursday.

I get home from work a couple hours ago. She's busy doing something and I have access to her myspace account. Now this isn't something I normally do but given Sunday night's debacle I am of course, suspicious.

Anyway, I find a bunch of messages from dudes and [censored] and I'm so SUPER [censored] pissed. I give her a chance to lie again and ask her who she's been talking to online. of course she's like "what are you talking about" and i say "have you been flirting with guys online?" At this point she knows she's caught and that I saw her myspace. She says "oh it was just that one guy" but apparently she doesn't realize that there are undeleted messages in her trash. And I point out her lie again. Then she says "can't we talk about this". I tell her to GTFO before a punch her in her [censored] face.

Anyway, I tell her it's over, that she's a lying [censored], and that I wasted 4 years on this garbage and that she needs to move her [censored] out this weekend.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Anyway, convo's, screenshots, and screennames coming up next post.

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cliffnotes: OP Has No Game

Re: Beat: My girlfriend is a lying piece of trash (LONG)
 

Standard women. Don't you guys see the [censored] pattern?

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She would never say where she came from
Yesterday dont matter if its gone
While the sun is bright
Or in the darkest night
No one knows
She comes and goes

Goodbye, ruby tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still Im gonna miss you...

Dont question why she needs to be so free
Shell tell you its the only way to be
She just cant be chained
To a life where nothings gained
And nothings lost
At such a cost

Theres no time to lose, I heard her say
Catch your dreams before they slip away
Dying all the time
Lose your dreams
And you will lose your mind.
Aint life unkind?

Goodbye, ruby tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still Im gonna miss you...


P.S. You're story was meh when compared to the average short fiction piece.

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The pics of your girl aren't loading for some reason.

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this would make a good oot thread

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The only two women you can trust in this world are Rosy Palm and Aunt Jemima.

Edit: I made that up. I'm going to bed.

Re: Beat: My girlfriend is a lying piece of trash (LONG)
 

myspace page please. then kill her.

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tl;dsp

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The pics of your girl aren't loading for some reason.

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So you dated a loser who presumably was somewhat good in bed, and you're surprised at what happened?

I'm afraid to say welcome to the real world. Hope you find someone who actually is looking for a serious relationship if that is what you are truly looking for.

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Ready for the pics, then we will let you know if it's a beat or a brag.

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If she's hot..... plz pass over.

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http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9654/img0654dv3.jpg

she's on the left. cant see much, but you can see she's a skank.

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So you dated a loser who presumably was somewhat good in bed, and you're surprised at what happened?

I'm afraid to say welcome to the real world. Hope you find someone who actually is looking for a serious relationship if that is what you are truly looking for.

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QUOTED FOR MOTHER [censored] TRUTH DON'T YOU JUST SOME DAYS WANNA SHAKE THAT BITCH AND GRAB THAT DUDE AND HANG HIM OUT OF A WINDOW UNTIL HE BEGS FOR HIS LIFE, [censored] YOU YOU SAID YOU WERE MY FRIEND AND YOU AIN'T EVEN A MAN JUST A SCARED LITTLE JUNKHEAD AND BITCH YOU'RE A FLAKY SKANK WHO WILL TRAMPLE MY HEART AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

...

ummm

good day all

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Ready for the pics

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edit: Ok.....

Re: Beat: My girlfriend is a lying piece of trash (LONG)
 

working on a bunch of screenshots of her stupid myspace messages. then you guys can bomb her IM/myspace names.

Re: Beat: My girlfriend is a lying piece of trash (LONG)
 

i'd set the O/U on # of guy's she's banged during these 4 years at 12

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OP: Good for you telling her to GTFO though. I can't stand seeing other guys let girls get away with this crap like little sissies.

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http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9654/img0654dv3.jpg

she's on the left. cant see much, but you can see she's a skank.

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first glimpse she looks disgusting.

girl on the right looks hot as [censored] tho, can we pretend you were dating her instead?

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http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9654/img0654dv3.jpg

she's on the left. cant see much, but you can see she's a skank.

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first glimpse she looks disgusting.

girl on the right looks hot as [censored] tho, can we pretend you were dating her instead?

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QFT I was in the process of typing that

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on second thought i might even give her cell #. would be funny if you guys would prank call her for me.

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http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9654/img0654dv3.jpg

she's on the left. cant see much, but you can see she's a skank.

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first glimpse she looks disgusting.

girl on the right looks hot as [censored] tho, can we pretend you were dating her instead?

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QFT I was in the process of typing that

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u dont need to lie to me to impress me..

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on second thought i might even give her cell #. would be funny if you guys would prank call her for me.

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what are we in 2nd [censored] grade? if u want it done right, give us her addy and we'll kill her for you

seriously.. grow up... a phone number, wtf

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she's on the left. cant see much, but you can see she's a skank.

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first glimpse she looks disgusting.

girl on the right looks hot as [censored] tho, can we pretend you were dating her instead?

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QFT I was in the process of typing that

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u dont need to lie to me to impress me..

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I only know how to lie obv according to MR. TIM CAUM.

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and yes, she was definitely much hotter 4 years ago when I met her. She's put on weight, but I didnt' say anything. Like I said, I was a pretty nice boyfriend. And I didn't really care. After 4 years it didn't really matter to me because I thought we were past that point where the physical appearance matters very much.

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on second thought i might even give her cell #. would be funny if you guys would prank call her for me.

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this is prob a bad idea.

sorry about the waste of 4 years.

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thats ok then baby, i don't want to hold you down, i want you to spread your wings and fly like the bird you are....

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on second thought i might even give her cell #. would be funny if you guys would prank call her for me.

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what are we in 2nd [censored] grade? if u want it done right, give us her addy and we'll kill her for you

seriously.. grow up... a phone number, wtf

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I dont need you to kill her, I'm concocting a plan as we speak. just thought prank calls would be mildy funny.

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and yes, she was definitely much hotter 4 years ago when I met her. She's put on weight, but I didnt' say anything. Like I said, I was a pretty nice boyfriend. And I didn't really care. After 4 years it didn't really matter to me because I thought we were past that point where the physical appearance matters very much.

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you turned gay didnt you? when were you gonna spring that little tidbit about your life on us? wtf, next time u must give us all the info so we can gogogogo

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on second thought i might even give her cell #. would be funny if you guys would prank call her for me.

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yah that's a way to show her she was with a real winner, having random people from a poker forum call her. I think she was looking for a way out cuz even though she ain't much to lookat she can do better..... like BILLY.

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more pics pls.

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on second thought i might even give her cell #. would be funny if you guys would prank call her for me.

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what are we in 2nd [censored] grade? if u want it done right, give us her addy and we'll kill her for you

seriously.. grow up... a phone number, wtf

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I dont need you to kill her, I'm concocting a plan as we speak. just thought prank calls would be mildy funny.

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i.. understand.. wink..wi.. ya.. so uhh just gimme that phone numb.. number anytime, and we'll be glad to do business with you.

was that good? i don't think anyone knows about our plot now.

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on second thought i might even give her cell #. would be funny if you guys would prank call her for me.

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yah that's a way to show her she was with a real winner, having random people from a poker forum call her. I think she was looking for a way out cuz even though she ain't much to lookat she can do better..... like BILLY.

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Do you think I give a [censored] if she thinks I'm a "winner"?

She's unemployed, overweight and an alcoholic and i've been supporting her because I used to care about her. She's not much of a winner herself but I thought she might be a little more appreciative.

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Why don't you just paste her myspace link?

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Yes, someday you will fly.

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on second thought i might even give her cell #. would be funny if you guys would prank call her for me.

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yah that's a way to show her she was with a real winner, having random people from a poker forum call her. I think she was looking for a way out cuz even though she ain't much to lookat she can do better..... like BILLY.

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Do you think I give a [censored] if she thinks I'm a "winner"?

She's unemployed, overweight and an alcoholic and i've been supporting her because I used to care about her. She's not much of a winner herself but I thought she might be a little more appreciative.

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she's all that and you weren't enough for her.... She can do better.

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sounds like a bitch, looking forward to the myspace messages because i get a kick out of drama like this



also, heavensmyst is a douchebag, is that a bannable offense?

edit: also, shaun, was it necessary because of that hiv thread to just turn into a full time dbag?

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the image tags aren't working so i may just have to link them, still working on it.

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Put some clothes on :Puke:

http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/1...20135amlv7.jpg

Hmmmmm... something about wanting attention from guys and then saying she would do something?

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9...20501ammh6.jpg


random dude


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random dude 2


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LOL, denied?


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Random dude 3

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/7...20757amrf7.jpg

Okay this seriously bothers me the most. #1 She had a sex toy party and told me it was girls only. I got home as it was ending and there were dudes there and they were leaving when I got there. I didn't say anything and didn't care at the time. #2 The guy's message says something about a "new guy" #3 She never told me she got a sex swing and I know nothing about it. What guys house did she take this to?

http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?i...21121amya2.jpg


2 pager of this dude. Ugh.

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/5821/pt1kj1.jpg

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5692/pt2vb3.jpg


screennames and myspace next post.