STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

Happy New Years STTF! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

SHIP IT!

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

2 hours early... bah! Happy New Year to the "Other Coast".

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

In before lock!

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

Tonight I stayed home to reach Platinum before month-end and wound up 20+ tabling the $27's towards midnight. I lost about 50 buy-ins.

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

So what's the o/u for January's post count in the [censored] thread? 2000+? Happy New Year to you all.

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

cell phones are rigged on new year's. i can't get a hold of either of my kids...the youngest enjoying an extended curfew [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

Just let them get sloshed, bluefeet.

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
Just let them get sloshed, bluefeet.

[/ QUOTE ]

Something tells me that at least the youngest isn't old enough to get sloshed. I would hope that anyone 21+ doesn't have a curfew.

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
cell phones are rigged on new year's.

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

21 has her own place
15 is getting picked up in 7min...sober or off to boarding school!

i have a 100pnd dog trying to get in my lap while neighbors blow [censored] up in my backyard. big baby.

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

The bigger the dog, the bigger the baby.

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

And HAPPY NEW YEAR, STTF!!!!!!

Cash game donkeys
 

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post8607387

Please read this thread and tell me I'm not crazy.

This is more of a tournament type hand than a cash game hand because of the nature of it but I'm getting berated by the donks over in SSNL for it.

Ryan

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

Variance: My oldest and her boyfriend got sloshed at a party.
Brag: They called me for a ride home.
Beat: I had to get dressed.

The were two funny [censored] on the way home [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

After looking at my spreadsheets, I discover I was $300 away from breaking a milestone for the year, so I'm like okay, that's only 5 big bets at 30/60, easy (I usually play 5/10). So I sit at 30/60 and immediately drop $1k, wtf? Win some back, obviously wasn't making much progress, so okay, moved up to 50/100, no problems. Instadrop $600, damnit wtf why am I losing to a fish at minbet hold them. Then another fish sits in and I own them.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/4446/nyeeu7.jpg

ROBUSTO!!!

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

i think i just ordered subs delivery but im too drunk to remember.. now i have to wait up and see if thiis is true. beat?

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

or you could call the place and confirm your delivery

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

so drunk. im about to make a post....

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

SNGs are easy

http://i11.tinypic.com/2qnb78i.jpg

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

[ QUOTE ]
SNGs are easy

http://i11.tinypic.com/2qnb78i.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

ez call

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

So I ran good yesterday and decided to hook me up with an sngicons account. First step in becoming a better player this year.

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

FIRST HAND OF MY SET

Dealt to 0evg0 [Qd Qh]
snake1981: raises 60 to 80
bonjuno: folds
0evg0: raises 200 to 280
dr_2th: folds
tougetaway: folds
SoCalGhost: folds
gamekeeper75: folds
roksteady: folds
RGC2005: folds
snake1981: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [7d 5c 2c]
snake1981: bets 100
0evg0: raises 280 to 380
snake1981: calls 280
*** TURN *** [7d 5c 2c] [2h]
snake1981: bets 650 and is all-in
0evg0: calls 650
*** RIVER *** [7d 5c 2c 2h] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
snake1981: shows [Ks Js] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
0evg0: shows [Qd Qh] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)


SECOND HAND OF MY SET (NOTE VILLAIN)

Dealt to 0evg0 [Ah 8d]
0evg0 said, "are you joking"
bonjuno: folds
0evg0: raises 170 to 190 and is all-in
dr_2th: folds
tougetaway: folds
SoCalGhost: folds
gamekeeper75: folds
roksteady: folds
RGC2005: folds
snake1981: calls 170
*** FLOP *** [4h 6h As]
*** TURN *** [4h 6h As] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [4h 6h As 2c] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
snake1981: shows [Kh 2d] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
0evg0: shows [Ah 8d] (a pair of Aces)

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

blue why arent you at the bar getting hammered when it turns 2007? for shame! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


juntmonkey,

i played with you in a few games tonight, but i dont remember if i pwned those STTs or not. 50 buy ins is prob. standard, the 27s blow.

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

i know whose having a good 2007 so far!

(07:55:21) sipppincriss: we make bacon
(07:55:25) sipppincriss: I KISSED GIRL I LIKE
(07:55:28) sipppincriss: ON FACE
(07:55:31) sipppincriss: WE HAVE TONGUE FIOGHHT
(07:55:35) sipppincriss: I WIN FIRST PLAAACE

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
i know whose having a good 2007 so far!

(07:55:21) sipppincriss: we make bacon
(07:55:25) sipppincriss: I KISSED GIRL I LIKE
(07:55:28) sipppincriss: ON FACE
(07:55:31) sipppincriss: WE HAVE TONGUE FIOGHHT
(07:55:35) sipppincriss: I WIN FIRST PLAAACE


[/ QUOTE ]
ROFLMAO hahahahahahhhahahahahhahahaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. FUnniest thing I ever read.....

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

[ QUOTE ]
Variance: My oldest and her boyfriend got sloshed at a party.
Brag: They called me for a ride home.
Beat: I had to get dressed.

The were two funny [censored] on the way home


[/ QUOTE ]

clearly you must be way cool. I like my parents, but taking a cab woulda been my first and only thought.

(well, actually me and the gf (wifey now) also just rented a room downtown once too. If they can find the right card in the wallet you hand them, hotels don't much care how smashed ya are)

Re: Cash game donkeys
 

any1 knows a link for the party auto time bank tool? thanks [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Re: STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]

juntmonkey,

i played with you in a few games tonight, but i dont remember if i pwned those STTs or not. 50 buy ins is prob. standard, the 27s blow.

[/ QUOTE ]

I too had Junt at many of my tables.
7 Tournies
-16% ROI
28% ITM

And for what it's worth....

Beat: Made 4yr old cry when he shot off his new years confetti gun early. (Mean daddy)

Brag: 1 yr old slept through all the gun blasts when it did hit new year.

Variance: All were sleeping before 1.

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

When I post in SSNL, I *NEVER* get a response to a hand. I don't know if it's because
A) The hand was standard and deserves no comment
2) The hand is so hard that nobody knows what is correct
#) I'm a noob so ignore me. Hardly anyone has even read the thread.

200nl live 2-pair

I've already gotten two different lines from two different STTFrs.

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

[ QUOTE ]
When I post in SSNL, I *NEVER* get a response to a hand. I don't know if it's because
A) The hand was standard and deserves no comment
2) The hand is so hard that nobody knows what is correct
#) I'm a noob so ignore me. Hardly anyone has even read the thread.

200nl live 2-pair

I've already gotten two different lines from two different ST

[/ QUOTE ]

A)
2)
#)
???

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

This is the earliest i have ever posted in one of these threads! Only 30 replies!?!

Also, new years was [censored] ridiculous even tho my friend talked me out of buying a bottle of Dom. wtf.

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
When I post in SSNL, I *NEVER* get a response to a hand. I don't know if it's because
A) The hand was standard and deserves no comment
2) The hand is so hard that nobody knows what is correct
#) I'm a noob so ignore me. Hardly anyone has even read the thread.

200nl live 2-pair

I've already gotten two different lines from two different STTFrs

[/ QUOTE ]

A)
2)
#)
???

[/ QUOTE ]

Clearly, the next symbol in the pattern is [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].

(tx for the reply [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img])

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

what a good night,

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

Lead the turn 1/2 pot. Fold to re-raise. As played, the river didn't help him so you are already beat. Just my opinion.

If this is how 2007 is going to go, I quit now. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

First tourney of the New Year:

Blinds $100/$200

Seat 3 - Button ($4550 in chips)
Seat 4 - SB ($1640 in chips)
Seat 5 - BB ($5580 in chips)
Seat 6 - HERO ($1730 in chips)
383MOPAR - Posts small blind $100
CLOVIS2 - Posts big blind $200
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
HERO - Raises All-in $1730
Button - Folds
SB - Folds
BB - Calls $1530

*** FLOP *** [A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
*** TURN *** [A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] [K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
*** RIVER *** [A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] [K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] [T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BB - Shows [10 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 10 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] (Full house, tens full of kings)
HERO - Shows [Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Qd [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (Two Pair, kings and queens)

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

Last night was odd compared to usual.

Went to two house parties, tho the 2nd one only briefly.

1st party is a standard family affair round a friends, weve gone there a few years on the trot now - we ate random party food that was laid out, we drank lots, we played a drinking game version of snakes and ladders, we gave alcohol to children (there parents were there and knew, before someone goes off on a rant [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ).

Oh, and there is a daughter of my mates neighbour who has turned up the last couple of years and last night i found out she goes to school with my brother which was a 'small world' type scenario.

The second party was at my friends house that she rented a couple months back and plans on buying - we were there like half an hour - it was probably the worst house party ive ever went to. There was just 5 people there (many didnt turn up allegedly) and they were sat around watching telly.

I graced them with my own brand of drunken humour and we left.

-----

Speaking of small world, i was ITM in an MTT the other day, and one of the guys in it goes by the name of FatterMarra - a solid cash game player from what my friend who was sweating told me. It was then that i noticed his location was the town i grew up in and live near. In fact after a brief conversation he said he was born in the village my parents now live in.

Now THAT is a 'small world' scenario.

Beaten only when 3 years ago i was in an STT on pokerroom and one of my opponants lived 5 minutes away on the other side of the student accomodation i was living in.

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

Good to see the donks are still with us in the new year:

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t15/t30
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1460
UTG+1: t580
MP1: t1550
Hero: t1380
MP3: t1930
CO: t1550
Button: t2150
SB: t1410
BB: t1490

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP2 with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t30 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t45)</font>, MP1 calls t30 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t75)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t180</font>, 5 folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises all-in t580</font>, MP1 calls t550 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t835)</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in t1380</font>, MP1 calls t800 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t2585)</font>.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t2270, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1785, Sidepot 1: t485)


Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2270, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1785, Sidepot 1: t485)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2270, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1785, Sidepot 1: t485)


Results:
Final pot: t2270
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 showed 8h 8c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">MP1 showed Ah 4h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Kc Ks</font>

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t10/t20
7 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1500
UTG+1: t3170
MP1: t1460
CO: t1530
Button: t1470
SB: t2870
BB: t1500

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t60</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls t60 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t90)</font>, 4 folds.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t150, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t60</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to t120</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to t320</font>, MP1 calls t200 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t590)</font>.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t790, 2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t790, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets t320</font>, MP1 calls t320 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was t1110)</font>.

Results:
Final pot: t1430
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ac Ks</font>
<font color="#ffffff">MP1 mucks 3h 3c</font>

(Yeah, I probably could have played that second one better. But given his hand, I think I extracted the max).

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

Full tilt down for anyone ?

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

http://www.bluefeetpoker.com/ftp.JPG

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

Re: 200nl Live Cash Hand
 

where have my favorite canadians(?) been. eagles/pudge/mystery brother #3/cousin?