Week 16 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
 

I'll start.

Brag: KC D, Raiders overall terribleness.

Brag: Since everyone in my league sucks, I've been able to pick the defense facing the Raiders for three straight weeks, including next week if I make the championship.

Bitch: The guy in fourth place currently has 2 guys on IR or out starting, practically giving the top seed a bye to the championship.

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Bitch: Im not in the championship.

Thats all really.

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Bitch: Was going to pick up Dayne for this week, but beaten to the punch by my championship opponent.

Bitch: All indications were Thomas Jones wouldn't play much, so I was forced to start Dominic Rhodes, who has 1 carry for 0 yards and a fumble while Jones has 69 YFS so far.

Brag: KC D, Burress. Is 4 TDs from LT2 asking for too much?

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Brag: Betts over Shaun Alexander. SA hasn't played yet but it's unlikely he'll have a better game than Betts.

Cooley over Alge / Winslow.

VY over Romo (yet to play, but VY has 22pts for me already).

Bitch: I took Mark Clayton out when McNair got injured and stuck in Braylon Edwards. Didn't pay attention to injury updates this week and forgot to put him back in. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I dumped Lindell this week for Graham, he just scored 17pts and it's only the 3rd quarter.

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The brag that never ends: Ron Dayne. If the Dayne train gets to 3 TDs I have a very realistic shot at beating beating the team with LT and advancing to the gay week 17 superbowl

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Brag: Ladell Betts, KC DEF, Villain's Steve Smith is doing nothing
Bitch: Andre Johnson once again getting screwed, Vick of course chokes

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bitch: [censored] [censored] championship game vs bulger and mojo... sdkfj.hsdakjfhdaskjafhasdkjfhkjsd. + colston and BAL D although they have been whatever.

lets go LT, Westbrook, Hasselbeck, Cedric Houston, and Boldin!

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Bitch: What the hell is up with Carolina?

Steve Smith has ZERO catches, and Chris "Suck My" Weinke has four total completions on the day. And they won?

Brag? Um... Fred Taylor looks good in street clothes standing on the sidelines.

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BRAG: Ron Dayne

Beat: Everyone else on my goddamn team. You really mean to tell me that Carolina threw the ball 7 times? Opponent still has Romo, Owens, LT, and Vernon Davis - I've got Hasselbeck, Fitzgerald, and Gates. He just got a garbage time Jamal Lewis TD, so I'm only ahead by 9.

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Bitch: Nice worthless late TD Lewis haysdkflhja;sdkfljlasdkjflasdkj

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Beat:
Didn't pick up Ron Dayne
STEVE SMITH CATCH THE [censored] BALL SAJKSAFDJK:LADSF
Going to lose for the first time in like six weeks
Steven Jackson


Brag:
Mojo I guess

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Brag: I picked up both Jones-Drew (waivers) and Ron Dayne (FA) this week.

Bitch: Marc Bulger easily picked up an extra 12-15 points after that Ladell Betts fumble.

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My two RBs in one league final are Mojo and Steven Jackson. Good luck trying to have LT2 carry you through in that league CDS.

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Brag: I AM A FANTASY FOOTBALL GOD

I benched Keyshawn for Isaac Bruce. Net: +18 points.

I benched Chicago for Kansas City. Net: +13 points.

Oh, yeah, I also have Burress (55/TD), Berrian (43/TD), Miller (12/TD), S.Jackson (252/2TD) and Gould (4FG). And I still have Palmer and Westbrook. Muwahahahhaahahhahahaa.

$$$$$$$$$$$$ CHAMPION $$$$$$$$$$$$

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$500 league championship

(13:34:08) me: I am up 15 with rackers arnaz and rudi
(13:34:22) me: vs romo, boldin, lt, gore, cotchery
(13:34:33) friend: GG
(13:34:35) me: I rate this at 5%

edit - steve smith getting 0 and indy d getting 0 aren't helping matters. a 25-30 pt lead here and I have a shot

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Brag: My opponent's team is done playing, I'm winning

Barring a major meltdown from my guys and/or stat corrections, I am a champion!

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Brag: Bulger! He finally has an insane week when it actually matters for me. Also had KC D, Betts. Even Ladanian won't stop my championship.

Bitch: Holt

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How the [censored] does Mark Bulger throw 4 TD and none go to Holt? I'm up 75.4-75.2 with me having a half of Rudi Johnson, Javon Walker and Frank Gore vs a half of LT2, and a whole of Reggie Brown and the Cowboys D. In other words, I'm hurting:( In the end, Marc Bulger's 34 will be what did me in.

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Brag: Ron Dayne
Bitch: I'm playing against PokerFink, so I'm still losing by 75.

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I benched Keyshawn for Isaac Bruce. Net: +18 points.

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You started someone playing against Washington's pass defense instead of someone whose QB is Chris Weinke? Wow sir, you are a genius.

(sorry, I'm just bitter)

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My two RBs in one league final are Mojo and Steven Jackson. Good luck trying to have LT2 carry you through in that league CDS.

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Beat: You only win $660. and i get $360 for 2nd

Brag: I have SJ, Maurice, and Ron Dayne in my third league.
I'm winning $2000 and 2nd place is just getting his entry money back

holla

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Bitch: Why do I continue to think that Tatum Bell will have a good game and start him over better backs???????

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Beat: You only win $660. and i get $360 for 2nd


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Brag: Palmer and LT2 are trying to lead me back in the semis in the other league though! If LT2 could get about 3 TDs, that would be super.

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had I started chris henry over steve smith I might beat a guy favored over me by 50 points. lawl.

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Alex,

Don't feel too bad buddy, you still made $200 off fantasy and $1000 off Assani.

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Brag: I have Steven Jackson, Frank Gore, Plaxico's 1-catch TD
Brag: Opp. has Steve Smith (goose-egg), Chad Johnson, LT2 is having a pedestrian outing today too!
Bitch: I started Jags D over Broncos D, and Palmer hasn't been so hot himself.

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Brag: Ron Dayne, Peyton Manning, opponent having Vick...

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Brag: Peyton, Gore, Ron Dayne, 91 yards for Davis, Colston getting into the mix with a TD. Opponent has no TDs for LT so far, Reggie Wayne,Owen Daniels, and Champ Bailey has been dominating so only ~40 yards for CJ so far. I'm up 81-37 with Owens and Miami D left to his 8 minutes of LT and Marion Barber.

Bitch: 49ers lost on a sad 11 carries for Gore, Davis just short of 100yd bonus

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that missed XP cost me a chance to get a lead to sweat glenn cotchery and romo. sigh.

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I'm down by 16 points with Jeff Garcia left and villain is done.

GO EAGLES

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Beat: Chris Weinke is so [censored] bad that his team would rather have a RB play QB in crunch time. Can't believe the best WR in the league gets completely shut out. You have to be one shitastic QB to make that happen.

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Bitch: Matt Hasselbeck. The Bills D.

Brag: LT also sucked.

74-49. He has Owens and Romo left. If Owens can avoid getting a TD, I probably win. I'm a little worse than even money, I feel.

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Bitch: Benched Clayton and Furrey for Arnaz Battle and DJ Hackett. I get a grand total of 2 points from my QB and WRs.

Brag: Gore and Betts

Brag: Up 62-27 with Villain having Garcia/Westbrook/LJ Smith. GIDDY UP DALLAS!

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Brag: I WON MY LEAGUE!!!!! 16 greuling weeks of FF in the books, and I come out on top. I win the winner-take-all $3500 prize.

Completely dominated my league for the past eight weeks in a row. Had the same core starters all year: Carson Palmer, LaDainian Tomlinson, Deuce McAllister, Marvin Harrison, and Donald Driver.

This is my fifth year playing FF for money, and I've won my league 3 times, making the playoffs four times. I won $300 my first year and $1600 my third year.

I currently have a 12 point lead, and my opponent has no remaining players, I have L.J. Smith left tomorrow. My opponent made some lineup changes since my post in the Week 16 FF thread, most notably sitting the Ravens DST in favor of the Bills DST, costing him 18 points. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!!!

Also mucho congrats to everyone else that won their leagues, and much, much, much thanks to everyone who helped me in the FF threads throughout this season.

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most notably sitting the Ravens DST in favor of the Bills DST, costing him 18 points.

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That idiot deserves to lose.

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most notably sitting the Ravens DST in favor of the Bills DST, costing him 18 points.

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That idiot deserves to lose.

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I honestly could not believe he did this. He also benched Thomas Jones in favor of DeShaun Foster, and Chad Johnson in favor of Plaxico Burress. IMO, I think he must have overcoached/out-thought himself due to the pressure of the championship game.

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105-53.

I'm done he has Westbrook left.

At first I was dominating the league, won 7 straight after the first week. He had LT2, and had won the past 10 weeks up until the champ. game.

Congrats to the rest of the winners.

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He had LT2, and had won the past 10 weeks up until the champ. game.

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I expect that to be the norm this week.

I'm up 97-60, I have Laverneus Coles + Randy McMichael to his Brian Westbrook. Oppo's LT2 was only good for a respectable but comparatively-weak 13 points this week, thankfully.

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Up about 49-11 w/ my Coles vs. his Owens/Glenn going tomorrow... I wonder how many LT2 holders made the championship game and then lost it. Obv. his whole team sucked this week, but it helped that LT2 didn't get too many points.

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I'm up 73.5 to 48, opponent is done, I have Reggie Brown still to play. I could bench him and guarantee my win, or I can leave him in and pray he doesn't fumble 13 times while getting no receiving yards

I think I'm gonna leave him in, 3 more points and I'll have my biggest-scoring week of the season in the championship game, which would feel very satisfying

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I hope Reggie Brown fumbles 14 times. cuz that would be hilarious.