WHHEEWW !! my pops garunteed me I\'d never make 100k in poker....
 

When I started making $ he told me I wouldn't ever make 100k and should cash out my $500

Dad= wrongo me = robusto

poker history:

-after over half a year of freerolls I make 5$$$$
- limit holdem 1 tabling til dec 2005 i suk 6k
-join partypoker get pockertracker and I start to make $$$$
- FEB. I still suck at limit and lose at 10/20 -winnings just over 12k
- I reads 2p2 guys saying that NL is goot, and pokertracker says I goot.
- march switch to NL .5/1 1/2 = 2EZ = 25k

- Yo 2/4 IS EZ STILL and so is 3/6 ----->100k!!

thx to MSNL for all the sweet info and BBV for helping me become addicted to gambling.



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nice graph

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mj, you're welcome.

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mj, you're welcome.

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you helped the most ae, i dream of smartlags.

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so you built up your bankroll from that $5? that's pretty sweet

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mj, you're welcome.

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you helped the most ae, i dream of smartlags.

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so you built up your bankroll from that $5? that's pretty sweet

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yep all from $5, Was only 18 and didn't have a credit card or anything.

Variance: I am a savings machine. I don't have to pay for university, live at home and have no expenses. With the money from this and my part-time job at the bank ( quit in august) all I have bought myself is food, some clothes and an iPOD.

can I get some BALLA lessons BBV????

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nice one mate. congrats.

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so you built up your bankroll from that $5? that's pretty sweet

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yep all from $5, Was only 18 and didn't have a credit card or anything.

Variance: I am a savings machine. I don't have to pay for university, live at home and have no expenses. With the money from this and my part-time job at the bank ( quit in august) all I have bought myself is food, some clothes and an iPOD.

can I get some BALLA lessons BBV????

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Xmas present from you to you.

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so you built up your bankroll from that $5? that's pretty sweet

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yep all from $5, Was only 18 and didn't have a credit card or anything.

Variance: I am a savings machine. I don't have to pay for university, live at home and have no expenses. With the money from this and my part-time job at the bank ( quit in august) all I have bought myself is food, some clothes and an iPOD.

can I get some BALLA lessons BBV????

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start by stop freeloading off of your parents

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so you built up your bankroll from that $5? that's pretty sweet

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yep all from $5, Was only 18 and didn't have a credit card or anything.

Variance: I am a savings machine. I don't have to pay for university, live at home and have no expenses. With the money from this and my part-time job at the bank ( quit in august) all I have bought myself is food, some clothes and an iPOD.

can I get some BALLA lessons BBV????

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start by stop freeloading off of your parents

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Was going to say the same thing. My parents would have already kicked me out. "You have 100k?! You're out by Monday!"

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The smart and responsible response?

Pay your taxes. Invest 15k over the next 7 yrs into a ROTH IRA and guarantee you'll retire a millionaire. Use the rest to fuel whatever passion that drives you. Did you skip out on college?

The balla answer?

Hookers and blow son. You'll be broke by Monday.

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Sweet thread man, congrats

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Someone had to say it.......



But how much did you lose?

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I disagree.

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But how much did you lose?

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I was hoping I had put an end to this question

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so you built up your bankroll from that $5? that's pretty sweet

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yep all from $5, Was only 18 and didn't have a credit card or anything.

Variance: I am a savings machine. I don't have to pay for university, live at home and have no expenses. With the money from this and my part-time job at the bank ( quit in august) all I have bought myself is food, some clothes and an iPOD.

can I get some BALLA lessons BBV????

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start by stop freeloading off of your parents

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Was going to say the same thing. My parents would have already kicked me out. "You have 100k?! You're out by Monday!"

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lol i didn't know you had to afford living expenses to be kicked out. i got kicked out for being 19 years old

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The smart and responsible response?

Pay your taxes. Invest 15k over the next 7 yrs into a ROTH IRA and guarantee you'll retire a millionaire. Use the rest to fuel whatever passion that drives you. Did you skip out on college?

The balla answer?

Hookers and blow son. You'll be broke by Monday.

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What exactly is he going to do with a million dollars in 40 years?

I have a roth, so I'm actually interested in the answer. Maybe I'll buy a van and park it over near the beach.

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What exactly is he going to do with a million dollars in 40 years?

I have a roth, so I'm actually interested in the answer. Maybe I'll buy a van and park it over near the beach.

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I'm pretty sure he wasn't suggesting retiring tomorrow. It's possible that he could make a few hundred more dollars in the next forty years.

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What exactly is he going to do with a million dollars in 40 years?

I have a roth, so I'm actually interested in the answer. Maybe I'll buy a van and park it over near the beach.

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Haven't you read ZeeJustin's blog? We're all going to live forever.

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so you built up your bankroll from that $5? that's pretty sweet

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yea, im impressed by that. i gave myself 2k to start and if i lost it i quit...$5... that is pretty damn goot.

Barron

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You should send a big box over to your dad's house, and when he goes to open it, the midget inside will burst out and shout "SHIP IT CRUCIAL" right in his face.

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Congrats man, now go over to your dads house wearing a suit made of 100 dollar bills and do the worm in his living room.

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Congrats man, now go over to your dads house wearing a suit made of 100 dollar bills and do the worm in his living room.

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this is a great reply, one of the best ive seen on the internets in awhile

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What exactly is he going to do with a million dollars in 40 years?

I have a roth, so I'm actually interested in the answer. Maybe I'll buy a van and park it over near the beach.

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Haven't you read ZeeJustin's blog? We're all going to live forever.

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hahahahahahahahaha gh

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You should send a big box over to your dad's house, and when he goes to open it, the midget inside will burst out and shout "SHIP IT CRUCIAL" right in his face and then punch him in the groin.

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FYP

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Tiny powerful fists!

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exactly. although I think he says powerful tiny fists.

but I'm not sure though. scrubs ftw

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tbag,
I've been seriously considering buying that car for the last year

tboss,
I am still in college I just don't have to pay for it myself.

as for investments, Ive invested in the market since I was 18 and have elaborate plans on how to become rich

AS for my Dad, I asked him how much he thought I was up. He says 5k, I laugh in his face say NO 100K, SHIP IT. He walks away embarrased.

as for my ballerness i think I should buy
-diamond watch
-diamond grill
-diamond slippers
-nightvision goggles
- infiniti G35
- 500 lapdances
- personal assistant
- pay off my teachers for A's so i can focus on the poker

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you realize a proper diamond watch costs more than 100k right?

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you realize a proper diamond watch costs more than 100k right?

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cubic zirconian.

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you realize a proper diamond watch costs more than 100k right?

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not if you make it yourself.















And actually they do not unless its some like custom jacob watch with a pure diamond face. but honestly i have connections and can get 1 super cheap. But still prob wont get 1.

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FYP

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