car accident BBV
 

So I'm pulling out of a convenience store parking lot, on my way to see Stranger than Fiction. Only there is a long line of upcoming traffic, so naturally I decide to go in reverse and come out the other end of the parking lot. Great plan except for the car sitting behind me.

Beat: Car accident.

Brag: Full throttle reverse, loud noise..only damage was a dented license plate on villain's car. $100 cash monies paid and we're done.

Variance: This escapade caused us to get theatre after the movie started, so we had to see something else.

Beat#2: We had to watch Babel. It sucked.

Brag#2: I got to make a sweet MSN image depicting the night's events.


http://www.eng.uwaterloo.ca/~jpkrela/bmwexplosion2.jpg

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Have you considered learning how to drive?

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Seeing Bable is a brag, stranger than fiction sucked.

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1) learn to drive
2) learn to go to bond movies
3) license plates are $30 no?
4) learn to drive faster when in "full throttle"
5) wtf, everything about your story sucks.

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1) learn to drive
2) learn to go to bond movies
3) license plates are $30 no?
4) learn to drive faster when in "full throttle"
5) wtf, everything about your story sucks.

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Yeah, well, all this could be true, but at least it's not an SNG beat.

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OMG U R TEH CLEVAR

couldn't you just go back to busting hov or whatever it is that you were good at and people like you for?

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Yeah, well, all this could be true, but at least it's not an SNG beat.

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Oh no he di'int!

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btw, WTF, plz make fun of me for sucking at cash games, as can be seen in grafs, rather than sngs, which i pwn at. plz nigga.

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stranger than fiction sucked.

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wow no

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In high school a girl backed into me in the parking lot.

I was driving a gigantic white conversion van (3rd car of the family, not by choice). I was in line waiting to exit said parking lot. I layed on the horn repeatedly as she backed slowly into my vehicle. If she would have even glanced in her rearview or behind her there literally would have been NOTHING in her field of view besides my vehicle.

Anyone who backs into another car is pretty damned retarded.

Yes, I hold a grudge.

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tag,

you should have backed up.

citanul

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I think that would have upset the dude behind him.

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ed,

then he should have considered getting out of his car, knocking on her window, and telling her to please stop backing up. (she was going real slow apparently.)

afterwards he could have offered her $200 to [censored] him in the back of his white conversion van, and posted the video to the internets.

citanul

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$200 hundred seems really high, isn't the whole point of having a van to rape bitches?

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he could have sold the video to oot for $6 each ($7 for e2's video, so obv less for this), which would work out great til someone was like "hey can someone rehost the vid?"

c

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http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6654/snatch2lo9.jpg


It's behind you. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.

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the only good part of this thread was looking at ashley's chest

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the only good part of this thread was the awesome dog in the back seat of that car

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the only good part of this thread was the awesome dog in the back seat of that car

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Dude, not cool. Post your racial slurs elsewhere please.

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ed,

no, the awesome one is hamming it up for the camera and smiling, not trying to look both tough and worried while looking forward.

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http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6654/snatch2lo9.jpg


It's behind you. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.

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it was at a FUNNY ANGLE

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So I'm pulling out of a convenience store parking lot, on my way to see Stranger than Fiction. Only there is a long line of upcoming traffic, so naturally I decide to go in reverse and come out the other end of the parking lot. Great plan except for the car sitting behind me.


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so youre one of those people.

my mom managed to have two traffic accidents in two days. both times she was just waiting behind a red light, the dude in front switches to reverse for no reason and just backs the [censored] into her. when asked for explanation, the best they could come up with was "err.. umm.. yea, im not sure".

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but how much did you lose?

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my mom managed to have two traffic accidents in two days. both times she was just waiting behind a red light, the dude in front switches to reverse for no reason and just backs the [censored] into her. when asked for explanation, the best they could come up with was "err.. umm.. yea, im not sure".


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I think it's more likely your mom is a bad storyteller.

-Michael

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stranger than fiction sucked.

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wow no

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I think it is very average . People seem to agree.

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lol reverseaments!