BRAG: have choice of 2 hotties i met at party - v.pics
 

so the other night i was pwning at unlimited texas hold 'em when i got a cool message on myspace. my buddy had invited me to this raging party. i got there and it was insane. we were all pounding rootbeers, getting rowdy with boardgames and generally having a kickass time. i ruled at cranium (brag). guitar hero was also fun and all 5 of us were going at it something fierce when my friends punk ass nit of a roomate busted out of his room and stole back his controller (beat). something about "im a bitch i havce to study yada yada yada..." i challenged him to a 10k jr bacon cheeseburger fight for the controller but i had had to back down when i realized it was not polite to fight in a guests house. also studying is important.


anyway before the gay roomate broke up the party i met 2 hotass chicks. and get this... they both want me! im not sure which one i should go for though. i got a pic before we left so what does BBV think?



(im the darker one on the left wearing the colorful shirt)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...otbitches1.jpg
BRAG : 2 hot bishes want me

BEAT : its a really tough choice. the one in the middle is super hot but she might eat a lot when we go out, and although im completely robusto i dont appreciate girls who use me for my money. the one on the right is also smoking hot but im not sure i want to start a relationship with her, as she would be crushed when i have to break up with her when i move to hermosa beach.

VARIANCE : im letting my moustache grow out so i can pimp some more mature hoes

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DO BOTH WHY CHOOSE.

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I sure hope that's a real pic of that dude.

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Only a real man could handle these cuties.

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impressive mustache

might need a weedwhacker for the bush though

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Only diebitter could handle these cuties.

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wait you are too skinny to have man boobs, are you a chick or something? thats an ill mustache

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yeah, sure, why not.

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lmao laughing so hard this is goldldddd

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wait you are too skinny to have man boobs, are you a chick or something? thats an ill mustache

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well when i was little my mom always said i was special because i had he-parts and she-parts

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well when i was little my mom always said i was special because i had he-parts and she-parts

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do they both work?

if so PM me for awesome video mobniez

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it's like looking into a mirror...huh NT! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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anyway my friend is having another awesome party this weekend if anyone wants to go.
here are more details from the last one

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it's like looking into a mirror...huh NT! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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i'm not too skinny to have man boobs [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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3 words: what it do

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This thread is gold for so many reasons.

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well done my friend. well done.

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very funny

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EXCELLENT WORK OP. A+++

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Dude, your post was gold. No explanation required.

/mc

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bwahahahaha lmfao

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10/10

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this pic was on a YTMND before

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i figure the only way to get a legit answer is to run a poll! so which one should i pick huh huh huh?

1) middle bish
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/o1j/OT/bish1.jpg

2) right bish
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/o1j/OT/bish2.jpg

3) hold out for this hottie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rom2006xr6.jpg

4) you're waaaay too hot for any of them. go all and turn pro at guitar hero to seduce this one!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...T/mengirlB.jpg

5) wtf wtf wtf have you ever looked in mirror???
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...mysexyself.jpg

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http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/2356/ewwra4.jpg

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WOWWOWOWOWOOW

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why isnt that qwazi modo girl in the poll? that bish gets my vote allllllllllllll day

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Qwazi modo girl does need to be in the pic.

Seriously, how much would any of you 2+2ers take to have a threesome with all three of them?

I am talking, bang all three at the same time.

Lights on, and you have to keep your eyes open.

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Do we get to wear a bag or not?

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Oh yes, we believe in safe sex of course, but you have to dive into all three at least once during the let's say, 15 minute romp.

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wait...r we substituting Qwazi Modo girl for any of these girls? or wed have to go pink diving with the 3 girls in the pic?

girls in the pic...$457,983
sub Qwazi Modo for one girl...depends on which girl is leaving the equation...that cud b a deal breaker

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You have the OPTION of adding Qwazi Moto, and deleting any of the three, it's your call.

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BAM!

(Pic of Elzar courtesy of Reef)


http://www.cartoonesque.com/futurama...llu/elzar1.jpg


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http://massin.sebastien.neuf.fr/image/PDVD_000.jpg

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that bitch with the good charlotte [censored] is pure [censored] gold

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I'd do all 3 of them at the same time for 10k$. What can I say, I'm a [censored].

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I'm sure you wouldn't have to pay that much.

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ooooooooolololol

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IIRC there's a sweet girl standing in the background in the original unedited pic of the OP.