HSNL [censored] November
 

gogogogogogo

edit: november you donkey.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

I still don't have those names of the months down either. They're tricky.

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I WILL PLAY 50K HANDS THIS MONTH

I realize for some of you machine grinders 50k hands is nothing, but I am really really lazy and this would be an amazing number for me. gogogogogogogo 50k hands, after 6 pm today i can start grindinnnnnnnnnn.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

ship me the $50. Thx!

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

i WILL master new poker software this month

some emails to FTP:

"After playing for a few days on your site, I'm pretty sure my SN, XXXX, is unlucky.

I'd like to continue playing but I'm going to need to change it to something luckier.

Can you please change my SN to "sackagaweas"?

The rest of the account can stay the same, it's just the name that's really unlucky.

Thank you!"

Hello,

Thanks for your email to Full Tilt Poker. My name is Albert and I would
like to assist you.

Unfortunately, we do not allow players to change their Player IDs on
Full Tilt Poker once they have registered with our site. We apologize
for any inconvenience this may cause you.

Please do not create a new account in order to use your desired Player
ID. We ask you to refrain from this activity as it is against site
rules for any player to have multiple accounts at Full Tilt Poker.

Best of luck on the tables, and if there's anything we can help you
with, please let us know.

Regards,

Albert
Full Tilt Poker Support

"Please do what you can to make this possible. My old site, Party Poker, never had a problem with this. I like your site and would hate to have to move to PokerStars to rid myself of the unlucky name.

Thanks!"

Hello Jason,

Thanks for your prompt response.

Unfortunately, we are firm with our policy regarding name changes.

Please rest assured that our random number generator is not biased to
specific playerIDs or alpha-numeric combinations. We hope that you wil
remain on our site and wish you better luck in the future.

If there's anything else we can help you with, please let us know.

Regards,

Albert
Full Tilt Poker Support

"Al,

Please put in a prayer for me then, with whatever god you worship, if I'm going to make this name lucky again."


Hello,

Thanks again for your email, Jason.

I assure you that we want everyone to do well on our site. I,
personally, have been playing poker online for some time and didn't
start winning until I stopped relying on my instincts and pure luck.
Although, I have to admit, that winning is not easy, patience and
playing fewer hands seem to play a factor. I'm not a pro and do not have
any good winning advice to give, but I really do hope you have more
success at the tables.

Please feel free to contact us with your questions anytime, Jason. Good
luck!

Regards,

Albert
Full Tilt Poker Support

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

awesome.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

I agree with Albert. Play fewer hands, you donkey.

Edit: And after this, this is just waaaaaaaaay too funny.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

I'll be lucky if I manage 25k hands this month, ugh I am so lazy.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

is everyone running like [censored]? I keep seeing threads "can I fold second nuts for almost no money after I put 80% of my stack in"

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
I WILL PLAY 50K HANDS THIS MONTH

I realize for some of you machine grinders 50k hands is nothing, but I am really really lazy and this would be an amazing number for me. gogogogogogogo 50k hands, after 6 pm today i can start grindinnnnnnnnnn.

[/ QUOTE ]

i plan on playing 50k hands also. the limiting factor isn't whether i stay motivated, it's whether I don't blow my roll by then. [censored] ftp

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
is everyone running like [censored]? I keep seeing threads "can I fold second nuts for almost no money after I put 80% of my stack in"

[/ QUOTE ]

i'm running like [censored], but still overplaying 2nd best hands. heart of a champion i tell ya

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

Outstanding D'evils reference FWF.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
Outstanding D'evils reference FWF.

[/ QUOTE ]

tyty, i try

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

I think I've been playing like 15k hands per month since school started, hopefully I play more but I don't really care. Playing less when drunk would be good though.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
is everyone running like [censored]?

[/ QUOTE ]

yes, but that was in October.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

Hey all, _dave_ from the software forum who created the BetPot AHK script for Party and recently created a new one for Stars/FTP as well as a new PartyPlanner for Stars, has finally given in and put his PokerStars ID in his account profile [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. I know these pieces of software have helped me IMMENSELY and if they have helped you along your way, I'd drop him a donation -- he's put a lot of time into the (free!) code and is always great with support.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

im going to make 100k this month thx

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

Make 50k and more than half of it live

who else is at foxwoods?

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

Dear Albert:

HU for bankrolls?

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

seriously WTF is going on in this hand?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1183152027: Table Eginton (6 max) - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha - 1:21:10 ET - 2006/11/02
Seat 1: profbackwards ($84,796)
Seat 2: John DAgostino ($120,468)
Seat 3: CrazyZachary ($219,892.50)
Seat 4: Erick Lindgren ($16,000), is sitting out
Seat 6: David Benyamine ($40,798)
David Benyamine posts the small blind of $200
profbackwards posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
John DAgostino raises to $1,400
CrazyZachary calls $1,400
David Benyamine raises to $6,000
profbackwards has 15 seconds left to act
profbackwards calls $5,600
John DAgostino calls $4,600
CrazyZachary calls $4,600
*** FLOP *** [8d 4h 2s]
David Benyamine bets $24,000
profbackwards has 15 seconds left to act
profbackwards raises to $78,796, and is all in
John DAgostino folds
CrazyZachary is sitting out
CrazyZachary folds
David Benyamine calls $10,798, and is all in
profbackwards shows [9h Ad Kd 5h]
David Benyamine shows [Jh Th Jc Tc]
Uncalled bet of $43,998 returned to profbackwards
*** TURN *** [8d 4h 2s] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4h 2s Ah] [Ac]
profbackwards shows three of a kind, Aces
David Benyamine shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
profbackwards wins the pot ($93,594) with three of a kind, Aces
David Benyamine is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $93,596 | Rake $2
Board: [8d 4h 2s Ah Ac]
Seat 1: profbackwards (big blind) showed [9h Ad Kd 5h] and won ($93,594) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: John DAgostino folded on the Flop
Seat 3: CrazyZachary (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Erick Lindgren is sitting out
Seat 6: David Benyamine (small blind) showed [Jh Th Jc Tc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
Hey all, _dave_ from the software forum who created the BetPot AHK script for Party and recently created a new one for Stars/FTP as well as a new PartyPlanner for Stars, has finally given in and put his PokerStars ID in his account profile [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]. I know these pieces of software have helped me IMMENSELY and if they have helped you along your way, I'd drop him a donation -- he's put a lot of time into the (free!) code and is always great with support.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'd urge everyone else to do the same. People who go out of their way to do stuff for others, do a [censored] good job of it, and dont expect anything in return deserve generous recompense, especially if their software has aided you in make a couple of hundred k.

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[ QUOTE ]
seriously WTF is going on in this hand?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1183152027: Table Eginton (6 max) - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha - 1:21:10 ET - 2006/11/02
Seat 1: profbackwards ($84,796)
Seat 2: John DAgostino ($120,468)
Seat 3: CrazyZachary ($219,892.50)
Seat 4: Erick Lindgren ($16,000), is sitting out
Seat 6: David Benyamine ($40,798)
David Benyamine posts the small blind of $200
profbackwards posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
John DAgostino raises to $1,400
CrazyZachary calls $1,400
David Benyamine raises to $6,000
profbackwards has 15 seconds left to act
profbackwards calls $5,600
John DAgostino calls $4,600
CrazyZachary calls $4,600
*** FLOP *** [8d 4h 2s]
David Benyamine bets $24,000
profbackwards has 15 seconds left to act
profbackwards raises to $78,796, and is all in
John DAgostino folds
CrazyZachary is sitting out
CrazyZachary folds
David Benyamine calls $10,798, and is all in
profbackwards shows [9h Ad Kd 5h]
David Benyamine shows [Jh Th Jc Tc]
Uncalled bet of $43,998 returned to profbackwards
*** TURN *** [8d 4h 2s] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4h 2s Ah] [Ac]
profbackwards shows three of a kind, Aces
David Benyamine shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
profbackwards wins the pot ($93,594) with three of a kind, Aces
David Benyamine is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $93,596 | Rake $2
Board: [8d 4h 2s Ah Ac]
Seat 1: profbackwards (big blind) showed [9h Ad Kd 5h] and won ($93,594) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: John DAgostino folded on the Flop
Seat 3: CrazyZachary (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Erick Lindgren is sitting out
Seat 6: David Benyamine (small blind) showed [Jh Th Jc Tc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

[/ QUOTE ]

im no plo expert but W T F.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
seriously WTF is going on in this hand?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1183152027: Table Eginton (6 max) - $200/$400 - Pot Limit Omaha - 1:21:10 ET - 2006/11/02
Seat 1: profbackwards ($84,796)
Seat 2: John DAgostino ($120,468)
Seat 3: CrazyZachary ($219,892.50)
Seat 4: Erick Lindgren ($16,000), is sitting out
Seat 6: David Benyamine ($40,798)
David Benyamine posts the small blind of $200
profbackwards posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
John DAgostino raises to $1,400
CrazyZachary calls $1,400
David Benyamine raises to $6,000
profbackwards has 15 seconds left to act
profbackwards calls $5,600
John DAgostino calls $4,600
CrazyZachary calls $4,600
*** FLOP *** [8d 4h 2s]
David Benyamine bets $24,000
profbackwards has 15 seconds left to act
profbackwards raises to $78,796, and is all in
John DAgostino folds
CrazyZachary is sitting out
CrazyZachary folds
David Benyamine calls $10,798, and is all in
profbackwards shows [9h Ad Kd 5h]
David Benyamine shows [Jh Th Jc Tc]
Uncalled bet of $43,998 returned to profbackwards
*** TURN *** [8d 4h 2s] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4h 2s Ah] [Ac]
profbackwards shows three of a kind, Aces
David Benyamine shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
profbackwards wins the pot ($93,594) with three of a kind, Aces
David Benyamine is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $93,596 | Rake $2
Board: [8d 4h 2s Ah Ac]
Seat 1: profbackwards (big blind) showed [9h Ad Kd 5h] and won ($93,594) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: John DAgostino folded on the Flop
Seat 3: CrazyZachary (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Erick Lindgren is sitting out
Seat 6: David Benyamine (small blind) showed [Jh Th Jc Tc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

[/ QUOTE ]

david benyamine is probably gambling for 1 BI trying to build a stack and is being gambled with, seems like nobody is happy with only having 40k in that game

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

okay - that seems pretty weird to me but whatever. that still doesn't explain the other guy stacking off with AK95ds on a 842r with only 2 backdoor fd's, a gutshot, and apparently a live over.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
im going to make 100k this month thx

[/ QUOTE ]

not after tonight you wont.
Bazing

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
im going to make 100k this month thx

[/ QUOTE ]

not after tonight you wont.
Bazing

[/ QUOTE ]

god u put me on tilt so bad i havent tilted that badly for a lonnnng time

bleh

i made a bunch back at the hu sngs tho, so 100k will be on its way soon enuf

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

I just set up a FT account and was looking for a game. I sit at an empty seat where 2 guys are playing and one says "HU please". Why on earth would they be at a 6-max table when there are a plethora of HU tables at which they could be playing?

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

I dont know this guy or use his software but that is a good idea guys. Open source/free software at its best.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

Is there anyone that datamines the stars/FT games?

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

im gonna pass my driving test, make 100k and learn how to make a graph from pokertracker!
^ ( help with this one please )

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
im gonna pass my driving test, make 100k and learn how to make a graph from pokertracker!
^ ( help with this one please )

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm going to finally turn a profit in these superjuicy games I'm getting destroyed in.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

the games are only juicy when your in them, so you gonna tell me how to do a graph or what?

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

***** Hand History for Game 5405133157 *****
$5000 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, October 30, 17:03:41 ET 2006
Table Table 127186 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: dontstopmenow ( $5000 )
Seat 4: LosaKarta ( $740 )
Seat 6: queenkris ( $8408.22 )
Seat 10: nortelfuture ( $5190 )
Seat 5: ll__ll__11 ( $6540 )
queenkris posts small blind [$25].
nortelfuture posts big blind [$50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ll__ll__11 [ As 4d ]
dontstopmenow folds.
LosaKarta folds.
ll__ll__11 raises [$200].
queenkris folds.
nortelfuture calls [$150].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, 6h, 2s ]
nortelfuture checks.
ll__ll__11 bets [$350].
>You have options at Table 125410 (No DP) Table!.
nortelfuture calls [$350].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5s ]
nortelfuture checks.
ll__ll__11 bets [$1150].
nortelfuture calls [$1150].
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
nortelfuture checks.
ll__ll__11 is all-In.
nortelfuture is all-In.
nortelfuture shows [ 4s, 5c ] a pair of Fives.
ll__ll__11 shows [ As, 4d ] high card Ace.
ll__ll__11 wins $1350 from side pot #1 with high card, Aces.
nortelfuture wins $10400 from the main pot with a pair of Fives.
>You have options at Table 127187 Table!.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

He knew you were bluffing.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

pokenum -h 5s ks - ah qh -- as js ts
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing As Js Ts
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ks 5s 966 97.58 24 2.42 0 0.00 0.976
Ah Qh 24 2.42 966 97.58 0 0.00 0.024

I am starting to give serious consideration that Party is rigged. The only other possibliity would be that I am by far the unluckiest player on the site.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

[ QUOTE ]
is everyone running like [censored]? I keep seeing threads "can I fold second nuts for almost no money after I put 80% of my stack in"

[/ QUOTE ]

Can't speak for all, but I sure as [censored] am.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $2024.50
Hero: $4424
CO: $971
Button: $2047
SB: $16288.50
BB: $1891

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $70</font>, Hero calls, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($290, 4 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $180</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $901</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $1954.5</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($5100, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $2993, Sidepot 1: $2107)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5100, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $2993, Sidepot 1: $2107)


Results:
Final pot: $5100
Villain 1:QQ
Villain 2:QJ

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $25/$50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $6198.50
CO: $6320
Button: $5669
Hero: $4950
BB: $505

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $150</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $450</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($950, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $750</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $2950</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $4500</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($9950, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $9950)


River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($9950, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $9950)
Villain: Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Results:
Final pot: $9950


Welcome to my life for the past 2 weeks, thanks for your participation.

Kirk

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***** Hand History for Game 5412328722 *****
$5000 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, November 03, 03:43:33 ET 2006
Table Table 125464 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 7: imadegen ( $10449.22 )
Seat 5: harryfish222 ( $5837 )
harryfish222 posts small blind [$25].
imadegen posts big blind [$50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to imadegen [ Ac As ]
harryfish222 calls [$25].
imadegen raises [$125].
harryfish222 calls [$125].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, Jd, Ah ]
&gt;You have options at Table 127187 Table!.
harryfish222 bets [$1000].
&gt;You have options at Table 126853 (No DP) Table!.
imadegen raises [$2000].
&gt;You have options at Table 127187 Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 126853 (No DP) Table!.
harryfish222 is all-In.
imadegen calls [$3662].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qh ]
** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
imadegen shows [ Ac, As ] a straight Ten to Ace.
harryfish222 shows [ Ad, Jc ] a straight Ten to Ace.
harryfish222 wins $5836 from the main pot with a straight, Ten to Ace.
imadegen wins $5836 from the main pot with a straight, Ten to Ace.

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

YOU are imadegen?!?!

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

Yep. Sorry if I berate you a lot or something, nothing personal. It helps to keep me off tilt, altho it hasnt seemed to help me from tilting the past few days when since Ive been running awful for a few weeks now

-Mike

Re: HSNL [censored] November
 

NP, it's just the time you berated me was pretty f-in ridiculous.