Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl?
 

**Note the comma implying she may/may not be pretty AND fat, not pretty fat**


Kristy Gazes, seen here:


http://www.fulltiltpoker.net/images/...ty-gazes-1.jpg


I personally feel she actually does have a pretty face for a fat chick. It may be a ton of make-up on an ok face, I'm not sure.

Thoughts?

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I think she's reasonably good looking, but I also don't think she's fat at all.

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Agreed. She's not stunningly gorgeous and she's not skinny but she's not ugly and she's not fat.

And I'm guessing she smells better than the average poker player.

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amrica is one [censored] up place.

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It's weird how someone like Kristy Gazes is the subject of a thread where we assume she's fat, but really she looks to be close to her ideal weight. This happens even when such a large fraction of the population that surronds her is so ridiculously [censored] fat they can't even fit ino those little scooters they give people of diminished ambulatory capacity at the grocery store. Kristy looks fine. Haven't you guys ever heard of a "rack?"

http://www.kristygazes.com/images/pic_main_homepg.jpg

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ricky lake

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Eh... I'm not so much feeling the Rikki Lake. That may because even if Rikki Lake were hot, she's still be intolerable. Kristi is definitely close enough to her ideal weight to be hot, in the right light.

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How about Maria Sharapova? Does she meet your standards? Careful now, we don't want her crying her eyes out.

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she isnt fat, but she isnt that hot either.

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She's not really that good looking, no, but there's plenty worse as well. She does, however, judging by her TV persona, have a [censored] personality.

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When did Michael Jackson start playing poker?

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Rikki Lake.

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lol @ both of you
"Ricki" FTW

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they showed her in some ppt and she stood up from the table and from what i could see she had nice ass and good titties. shes def n1 on my pokerbabes list. just above brandi [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nice to see a thread stay open talking about how a "pro" is fat but mention that one looks like a man and all hell breaks loose....

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Rikki Lake.

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lol @ both of you
"Ricki" FTW

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Was someone up all last night watching Grease again? She's another case of a woman who looks fine when she is capable of keeping her head out of a bucket of fried chicken, but not so good after several months of gorging.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0001442/photogallery
http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3217/Eve...p;path_key=Lake

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It's weird how someone like Kristy Gazes is the subject of a thread where we assume she's fat, but really she looks to be close to her ideal weight. This happens even when such a large fraction of the population that surronds her is so ridiculously [censored] fat they can't even fit ino those little scooters they give people of diminished ambulatory capacity at the grocery store. Kristy looks fine. Haven't you guys ever heard of a "rack?"

http://www.kristygazes.com/images/pic_main_homepg.jpg

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I wonder how long it took to photoshop those photos.

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I have been informed that it was Hairspray or Crybaby I might have been thinking about when making the Grease comment, all of which rented by my younger sister and none of which drew the slightest amount of interest from me save the beau garde-ing of the 12" B&W TV and rented VCR.

EDIT: ...to correct the spelling of beau garde.

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Are you fing kidding me? As others have said she is not even close to being FAT. What is peoples obsession with rail thin women. In the 50's and 60's She would have been considered to have a good figure. My how standards have changed. Women need to have fat on their bodies to be healthy. Helathy body fat % for most women is around 20%. I can tell by her pictures and tv appearances that she is healthy and in a healthy range of body fat %.

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I've played with her. She looks good for her age.

Her girlfriend was super hot, period. nh.

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Are you fing kidding me? As others have said she is not even close to being FAT. What is peoples obsession with rail thin women. In the 50's and 60's She would have been considered to have a good figure. My how standards have changed. Women need to have fat on their bodies to be healthy. Helathy body fat % for most women is around 20%. I can tell by her pictures and tv appearances that she is healthy and in a healthy range of body fat %.

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Who invited the personal trainer to chime in?

Maybe we could get the cosmetologist to give his/her opinion on this pic:
http://www.launchpoker.com/players/w.../gazes-big.jpg


And if possible, anyone from M.A.D.D. to tell me how she got home after this pic:
http://www.pokerbeauties.com/kristy_...gazes_main.jpg

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maybe a cab?

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Seriously, who cares?

No, she is not fat. Yes, she looks nice.

Why is this worth talking about?

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Your standards are too high.

She's an ideal woman. Not too skinny and not overweight. By poker standards, she's a supermodel.

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Seriously, who cares?

No, she is not fat. Yes, she looks nice.

Why is this worth talking about?

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And yet here we are taking the time to [censored] on a post that wasn't even worth talking about in the first place. Nice job troll

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Her girlfriend was super hot, period. nh.

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i don't think this comment has gotten enough run.

explain, plz o level headed one.

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I'd ride it.

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The jaw is just too much. I heard she cheated back in the day.

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How about Maria Sharapova? Does she meet your standards? Careful now, we don't want her crying her eyes out.

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I'd much rather F Kristy Gazes than Maria Sharapova.

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Sharapova would make feel less of a man because she's taller than me and can probably kick my ass.

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Most of you clowns would thank God almighty to be with someone that looks like Kristy. She is a very attractive woman for her age and not even close to being fat. Idiots!

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Kristy was on my immediate left for about 5 hours of ME day 2, nursing a pretty short stack all day.

She was totally cool and played well. And she looks fine.
Idiots indeed!!

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Her girlfriend was super hot, period. nh.

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i don't think this comment has gotten enough run.

explain, plz o level headed one.

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they showed her in some ppt and she stood up from the table and from what i could see she had nice ass and good titties. shes def n1 on my pokerbabes list. just above brandi [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Yup she does, she is very attractive in the milf sort of way.

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Rikki Lake.

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lol @ both of you
"Ricki" FTW

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Was someone up all last night watching Grease again? She's another case of a woman who looks fine when she is capable of keeping her head out of a bucket of fried chicken, but not so good after several months of gorging.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0001442/photogallery
http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3217/Eve...p;path_key=Lake

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was this directed at me? i was merely making fun of other people's spelling.

also, agreed w/everyone re adanthar and girlfriend statement. say what?

oh, here's my one-liner: "looks like something fazes Bill Gazes: Marriage!"

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Rikki Lake.

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lol @ both of you
"Ricki" FTW

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Was someone up all last night watching Grease again?


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was this directed at me? i was merely making fun of other people's spelling.

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I was trying to make fun of you for being a nit and knowing the correct spelling, but I didn't do a very good job. The rest was a general comment.

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Her girlfriend was super hot, period. nh.

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i don't think this comment has gotten enough run.

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her girlfriend was a 'naturally' pretty good looking ~20 year old and had a Russian republic/maybe Italian type look (dresses well, makeup in the right places, you know what I mean.) Kristy was teaching her how to play.

I could be mistaken re: girlfriend (maybe she's a relative or something) but the kiss on the lips didn't look like it.

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You need to take into account the relative measure from your age to her age. Not that I’m ancient yet but my standard of good looking has changed from > 30 to how I view it now at 47. One of the few pleasures of growing older is that more women appear to be attractive. Not that you develop low standards but your range widens (at 44 my girlfriend was 25, life can be good yes?) so it’s all a relative measure, Kristy is 39, she’s not bad when you judge her against her peers.

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Agree

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adanthar,

solid sleuthing. next time have a camera phone. also, maybe she was just teaching her how to kiss as well as in cruel intentions?

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**Note the comma implying she may/may not be pretty AND fat, not pretty fat**


Kristy Gazes, seen here:


http://www.fulltiltpoker.net/images/...ty-gazes-1.jpg


I personally feel she actually does have a pretty face for a fat chick. It may be a ton of make-up on an ok face, I'm not sure.

Thoughts?

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Fat? Your an idiot. This is thanks to playboy and hustler. A few extra pounds on a woman isnt a bad thing. Just remember that if you ever get married, the woman usually won't be able to fit into that wedding dress in 10 years (Sometimes less).