baronzueus is a pussy
 

5 handed 500/1000 on full tilt. baronzeus sits down and...

baronzeus: you almost bust yet tlk
TexasLimitKing: ask ur mom
baronzeus: hahaha
baronzeus: did you just tell me to ask my mom
baronzeus: <3 you

baronzeus continues to sit out, eventually leaves without playing a hand

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so there ARE no thread starting standards anymore?

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baronzeus: you almost bust yet tlk
TexasLimitKing: ask ur mom

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awesome

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baronzeus: you almost bust yet tlk
TexasLimitKing: ask ur mom

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awesome

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baronzeus: you almost bust yet tlk
TexasLimitKing: ask ur mom

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awesome

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baronzeus: you almost bust yet tlk
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awesome

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baronzeus: you almost bust yet tlk
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What is the point of this thread?

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What is the point of this thread?

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awesome

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yeah baranzeus why didn't you play you [censored] pussy, wtf.

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"baronzueus is a pussy"

AND got owned

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baronzeus: you almost bust yet tlk
TexasLimitKing: ask ur mom

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awesome

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I think that may be the best set-up for an "ask ur mom" reply EVER!!!!!!!!

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"baronzueus is a pussy"

AND got owned

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right.. lesson to all you kids out there, when you get owned this bad, just tip your cap to the gentleman, and leave immediately. don't try to say something like..

OH HAHA.. MOM JOKES I GET IT LOLOL [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Exactly. I also loved:

eastsideslim: yeah i need more money
TexasLimitKing: lol ok
eastsideslim: like a million to play u
TexasLimitKing: makes sense - not
TexasLimitKing: well u need infinite actually

and this one (i think it was John DAgustino):
John DAgustino: Do you play anything else?
TexasLimitKing: hide and seek when im in the mood
John DAgustino(confused): no i mean poker

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TLK rules pretty hard in this thread.

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What is the point of you?

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baronzeus may have gotten owned, but TLK is the one who is down 1.2 mil...

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i just wanna say, at first i thought the name TexasLimitKing was pretty stupid, but looking back it's clear that i'm wrong. it's the best name ever.

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i just wanna say, at first i thought the name TexasLimitKing was pretty stupid, but looking back it's clear that i'm wrong. it's the best name ever.

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It took me about 5 minutes of thinking, but I finally realize why it's the most hilarious name ever.

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a/ Enlighten us denser souls as to the hidden genius of TexasLimitKing. (I thought it was sort of funny in that non-native English speaker way, kind of like "girly man" is funny, but I feel like I'm missing something.)

b/ Where did baronzeus go? Does his absence have to do with his auspicious post count?

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with his chat, TLK would be god, even if he didn't dominate

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a/ Enlighten us denser souls as to the hidden genius of TexasLimitKing. (I thought it was sort of funny in that non-native English speaker way, kind of like "girly man" is funny, but I feel like I'm missing something.)

b/ Where did baronzeus go? Does his absence have to do with his auspicious post count?

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A. I don't know.

B. His last post was in BBV I think and they tried to run him off. I don't think he really wants to post here anymore. Which is a damn shame.

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doesn't andy beal live in texas? omgomgomgomg.

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Z,

It is a lame name because it is idiotic for anyone to have that name except the actual King of Texas Limit, which obviously is not some retard online called TexasLimitKing. But it turns out, this guy actually IS the King of Texas Limit! That makes the name pretty much the greatest online name ever.

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baronzeus may have gotten owned, but TLK is the one who is down 1.2 mil...

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he's still up a mill+ in the past 2months right

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im busto playin hide and seek

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What is the point of you?

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I was being serious. Maybe I missed something but all I saw was someone ask if they went broke. Then the other guy responds with the ask your mom deal.

Is there a history between the two? I don't understand what makes a guy pu**y for ribbing someone and getting ribbed back.

But since you ask what the point of me is I'll respond. Sometimes I don't know myself. I sit back and wonder what the point of life is. Howcome I'm not the happiest guy on the block.

Then I remember I'm a high roller in life. I trun that laptop on and live the life of a 5+.50 MTT player.

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John DAgustino: Do you play anything else?
TexasLimitKing: hide and seek when im in the mood

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awesome.

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Is there a history between the two? I don't understand what makes a guy pu**y for ribbing someone and getting ribbed back.



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I think OP called him a pussy because he didn't play any hands.

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John DAgustino: Do you play anything else?
TexasLimitKing: hide and seek when im in the mood

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awesome.

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baronzeus: you almost bust yet tlk
TexasLimitKing: ask ur mom

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awesome

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Are you guys insane or just easily impressed? That's not awesome. That is on the other side of the world then awesome. That wouldn't even be a decent reply for a 6th grader.

+1

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it's not funny cause it's clever

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Lol, that fish cant fold a hand to save his [censored] life.

Limit: $30/$60
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4.5SB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.25BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (10.25BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 14.25BB
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 8d Td</font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB mucks 5d Ah</font>

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why would they run him off?

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why would they run him off?

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oh, idk... what's worse than a crawfish in a gambler's world?

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tlk rlly down 1.2?

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Caldarooni approves of this thread.

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best poker players I've met have displayed the quickest wit. TLK has proven why he is the one of the best limit players in this thread.

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tlk rlly down 1.2?

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Not overall obviously but he has been losing lately. If it's that much I don't know though.

Playing Ivey and Antonius simultaneously HU, like he is doing now, can certainly be the catalyst for another bad night.

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TLK rules pretty hard in this thread.

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