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uncleshady 10-15-2006 03:47 PM

BEAT LIKE A SAVAGE: Walked off a BJ table live.
 
[censored] the Suncoast. Friggin little rinky-dink nickel and dime operation. I take an epic beat playing 1/2 against the donkey who was paying everybody, so I take my last 2 bills and roll up to the (obv baller) 5 dollar BJ tables. Two deck shoe. I run up about 150 bucks and I get tapped on the shoulder by a female pit boss. "You can play any game except 21 from now on." They insta-shuffle and I color up. The tourists in the first two seats were shocked. "Is she serious?" I advise them to leave Vegas immediately and return to Nebraska at once as the casinos hate winners. The ass part of this whole situation was I didnt spread my bet beyond 3 units the entire time. 5 dollars to 15 dollars, no joke, and never from one to three. Such unbelievable BS it isn't even funny. Truth was, I was counting, but I couldnt have given you an exact number at any time, it was more of a feel count. Boycott the Suncoast as they are run by shapeshifting reptilian christian republican abortion clinic cleaning ladies. BASTARD LIKE A MOFO.

ajmargarine 10-15-2006 03:51 PM

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abortion clinic cleaning ladies.

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You just don't see many Christian Republicans in this field. It could very well be discrimination. You are probably onto something.

furyshade 10-15-2006 03:54 PM

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wow, that casino has to have the worst ROI ever if they are pissed at losing $150

j_allstar 10-15-2006 03:59 PM

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I just woke up, sat down with a nice cup of coffee, ready to scan the HSNL and maybe MSNL before my first 4 table session, and for some unexplained reason the first link i hit is bbv...


this is a bad sign

inferno 10-15-2006 04:01 PM

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inside brag that you can count cards

Dan87 10-15-2006 04:10 PM

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why dont they just get a 6 deck automatic shuffler, seems to work for casinos in BC to take peoples money

CaptainBusto 10-15-2006 04:11 PM

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probably cant afford it if they got their panties in a bunch over $150.

uncleshady 10-15-2006 04:15 PM

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why dont they just get a 6 deck automatic shuffler, seems to work for casinos in BC to take peoples money

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I would have never played a game like that to even get kicked off of.

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probably cant afford it if they got their panties in a bunch over $150.

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I was friggin flabbergasted by the situation. I laughed at the lady and grinned like the cheshire cat all the way out. The Suncoast is NOT a small casino, either.

LionelHutz00 10-15-2006 04:39 PM

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wtf why do they even bother having a double deck game if they kick you off the table for winning $150 and spreading your bets 3 units

absoludicrous 10-15-2006 07:05 PM

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Did you ask them for comps?

KingDan 10-15-2006 07:10 PM

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I dunno much about counting bj... Would you say in your half-assed counting you were +ev?

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S 10-15-2006 07:12 PM

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probably cant afford it if they got their panties in a bunch over $150.

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rofl nh

cbloom 10-15-2006 07:34 PM

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wtf why do they even bother having a double deck game if they kick you off the table for winning $150 and spreading your bets 3 units

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Cuz they want people who play who try to count but still really suck.

thedustbustr 10-15-2006 08:16 PM

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I dunno much about counting bj... Would you say in your half-assed counting you were +ev?

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not a chance

uncleshady 10-16-2006 01:09 AM

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Ohh, the hater posts. I didnt make the thread to brag, I made it to illustrate the fact that Coast Resorts or whomever is running that circus tent of a casino sweats the money in new and absurd ways. Maybe it wasn't a B but a V. A vent.

And yes, I'm +EV even half assed. But I would typically need a 1-8 spread to maximize it.

blackjack777 10-16-2006 05:39 AM

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My best friend got banned from BJ at the Peppermill in Reno about eight years ago.

So last year, we are in Reno, stop by the Peppermill, and he makes a few 100 dollar bets at BJ. He doesn't change his bet at all, through maybe half a shoe, and some dude comes down, and stops the game in mid action.

All the cards are out, and he says, "sorry Mr. Voss, but youre still not allowed to play BJ here."

So my buddy asks if he can keep his amounts the same, as he had been doing at 100 bucks, and they say no. They then killed the ENTIRE hand, you had the option of playing the hand out, or getting your bet back, and they gave my buddy his 100 dollar chip and told him not to try and play again.

Can you believe that, seven years later?

At least he was up three units when they stoped him, and I didn't have to hit my 25 dollar bet 16 when she had a nine up.

Peppermill is a joke too.

tom10167 10-16-2006 05:57 AM

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Yeah, they're probably the only casino to enforce such ridiculous rules.

uncleshady 10-16-2006 03:15 PM

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My best friend got banned from BJ at the Peppermill in Reno about eight years ago.

So last year, we are in Reno, stop by the Peppermill, and he makes a few 100 dollar bets at BJ. He doesn't change his bet at all, through maybe half a shoe, and some dude comes down, and stops the game in mid action.

All the cards are out, and he says, "sorry Mr. Voss, but youre still not allowed to play BJ here."

So my buddy asks if he can keep his amounts the same, as he had been doing at 100 bucks, and they say no. They then killed the ENTIRE hand, you had the option of playing the hand out, or getting your bet back, and they gave my buddy his 100 dollar chip and told him not to try and play again.

Can you believe that, seven years later?

At least he was up three units when they stoped him, and I didn't have to hit my 25 dollar bet 16 when she had a nine up.

Peppermill is a joke too.

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That is nuts. Binions forgot who I was, so that made me happy, but 8 years later? Damn.

When you said "Mr. Voss" I immediately thought of the bowler, Brian Voss. He's a cool guy.

PocketElevens 10-16-2006 03:35 PM

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Thats retarded, When I play $5 blackjack, I use Hi-opt II and range bets when ever I feel like.

My impression everywhere I played is until you've got a few grand of their money infront of you they don't ever start to watch you.

On a biloxi 2 deck game, the count was high, I had 4 bets and was dealt 20. Deal had a 5 showing. I watched the 3 others check and take cards and it was all 2-9 values. The true count was at like +12. So I split my tens.

Everyone started freaking out "no buddy dont do it, your wasting a winner."

I even said "Theres nothing bet tens left in the deck"

Then I drew an ace on one and a ten on the other, dealer flipped over a ten and drew a 25.

Not a word was said, because It was a 5 dollar table and the hand was worth $40.

I think mabey If you sat there with a few grand and bet the $5 min until the true count got above 3 then bet $100 they would be forced to do somthing.


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