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fell in a f*cking heap, obviously. not many other options.

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me and a few of my friends are at this outdoor beer garden at my school, they're usually pretty decent, and at one point me and a buddy seem to be getting somewhere with these random girls. it seems to be going pretty well, and apparently i'm not the only one who got that impression, as a couple of morons walk over and start talking sh*t and really getting in our faces. i'm trying to kind of stay calm but dude's being aggressive and i'm pretty drunk so it doesn't take too many shoves before i get back in his face. so we're at that point where we're shoving each other, right before someone throws the first punch and the real fight starts. aparently after instigating all this buddy suddenly decides he doesn't like his chances, cause out of nowhere he drives his knee straight into my balls and takes off. i go down feeling like, well, everyone who's been sacked hard knows that feeling.

fast forward a little bit, not sure how long but i'm at least back on my feet and have found another beer. the guy and his friends have left but my buddies have tracked down the girls and so we ask them who the f*ck the guy was, turns out the girls are in a sorority and they know the guys from some frat etc., they had some history that i didn't really care about but they told us who the guy is and what frat he lives in.

so that's where we are right now, with this i have to figure out what to do. what i really want to do is go to the next party at his frat house, challange him to a fight, and beat the living sh*t out of him in front of all the sorority girls and all his buddies. there are a few problems with this plan however.

a) he might just go for a low blow again. i think, though, that after being challanged to a fight and the huge audience that this will produce, that he won't because hopefully he'd prefer not to look like a b*tch in front of every single person he hangs out with

b) i'm in his frat house, as soon as i'm winning i'll get jumped, if not before. this is also a reasonable concern, but i think i might be okay. one of my good buddies is the biggest guy on the football team, 6'5 340, so he's obviously ridiculously intimidating. i also have a buddy who's a linebacker, so way bigger than most frat guys. with these two plus regular friends, it'd be almost even, but really what i'm counting on is that right before the fight starts, 340 makes it clear that the first guy who jumps in is gonna be fighting him. after that, even if they outnumber us 3 to 1, i'm betting i could beat the guy till he was out cold without anyone trying to break it up.

c) obviously me and the rest of these guys aren't getting invited to this party, crashing it really shouldn't be a problem, however there is a fairly big chance someone will call the cops as soon as we do (the downside of 340's intimidation factor). at the very least this will prevent me from actually getting a chance to fight the guy, and it could potentially cause some real headaches, which i don't want for myself and don't want to cause for my friends.

i don't really have a solution for problem c), and there is also the potential that sh*t will not go as planned, someone will jump in or something, and all hell will break loose. while this would be incredibly awesome in many ways, it also opens the door to all sorts of serious reprecussions, from some guy pulling a knife to some of us getting arrested and charged, that i don't really want to deal with. which is why i perhaps need a new plan, which leads us to this post.

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Fighting him at his frat house is the stupidest idea I have ever heard. You will die.

Give it up or find some other way to get revenge.

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Yes, under no circumstances should you fight him at his frat house. That should be far and away your last option -- you should forget about it before you go challenging him to a fight around 100 of his "friends".

I'm not really sure what you SHOULD do. I sure as hell wouldn't let it go if some random punk kneed me in the testicles. Either figure out where he typically goes outside of his frat house and beat his ass then, or maybe file some type of assault charges? I have no idea how the latter would work out... just throwing out ideas.

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Get better friends who won't watch you get hit and the balls and then let the guy get away.

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Take this as a lesson learned. If you just walked away from this fight you wouldn't have this problem. When will you people realize this...

Trying to fight the guy again is probably the most retarded idea I have ever heard. But if you really must, then learn how to fight first and protect your nutsack.

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file some type of assault charges

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Imagine, he'll go through life with a "kneed someone in the balls like a bitch" charge on his record.

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If your football buddies go along with this, they deserve it when they get kicked off the team

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Learn how to fight, you should be throwing the first punch and knocking him out, or running away, anything in between is retarded. Otherwise, i jump him with a few buddies when he is away from his frat.

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Your post is so stupid on so many levels it is unbelievable. In many ways this is why the forum sucks now.

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Going to his house and starting a fight w/ him is definitely the best plan of attack. Let us know how that works out for you.

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Either figure out where he typically goes outside of his frat house and beat his ass then, or maybe file some type of assault charges? I have no idea how the latter would work out... just throwing out ideas.

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LOL, no.

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I'm not a violent gent by nature. Can someone explain to me why filing assault charges is such a bad answer? Is it just becuase all of you support "beating the [censored] out of him"?

To me, that seems like the right move to make. He obviously is a jackass....then again from the responses in this thread, so are many of you.

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The idea of filing assault charges is a joke, nothing would ever come of it. Fighting him at his frat house, as some other posters said, is also the worst idea in the world.

You and your two football buddies should put apples in socks and jump the guy somewhere away from the frat. Beat him silly while yelling "APPLESAUCE, BITCH!" Ask Nothumb if you need help with this plan.

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Unless you have a crew of 50+ people willing to fight for your cause then fighting him in his fraternity house is a moronic plan. Given the fact that your friend allowed you to get kicked in the nuts and did NOTHING about it I could confidently say that you don't have the right type of friends for this plan.

While trying not to sound like a stereotypical fratboy douche I could tell you with 100% certainty that if someone came into my house to start a fight with one of my brothers every single brother in my house from the biggest Army ROTC guy to the smallest pothead would drop everythng in order to defend our brother. You would be an invader in their house trying to [censored] with one of their boys and they would likely fight like Bagdhad schoolchildren in their defense of him. I can tell you fairly confidently that if fraternity guys saw a brother get need in the balls they would not have just let the attacker run away like a little girl. They would have fought for their brother.

The best plan is to probably do nothing. I know this seems weak-tight but there are legal ramifications to revenge that are probably not worth the satisfaction of revenge. Also, there is always the risk that you win the fight but break your hand on his face in the process and that really sucks.

If you feel a need for revenge you should find a way to get this guy 1 on 1, outside his house, and fight him like a man. Also, make sure that you get the first punch in, right in the nose.

Alternately, you could always pull a prank on him... for some good prank wars ideas see the thread about this in 'the dorm'

Oh... and seriously... your friend sucks to let you get kneed in the balls without retaliating.

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You got into an unnecessary fight when you were drunk and you lost. Next time avoid the fight. The guy didn't do anything wrong when he kneed you in the balls. It's a fight. What do you expect? Rules? A referee? If you fight me, I'm kicking you in the balls and jabbing my finger into your eye. If you and your friends try to corner me and attack me with socks full of quarters, at least one of you is getting stabbed.

Welcome to the real world dude. Avoid fights. They aren't nice. Don't cry foul next time you try to star in your own version of Walking Tall, and things go bad.

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OK, so OP was assaulted, by definition. There are laws in place to punish those who assault others. There were plenty of witnesses. It sounds like the other guy started it and then ran off after kneeing OP in the nuts.

Granted, I know everyone is a legal expert in OOT, but how can you automatically assume "nothing would come of it" or that it's a terrible idea when this is the very definition of assault?

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OK, so OP was assaulted, by definition. There are laws in place to punish those who assault others. There were plenty of witnesses. It sounds like the other guy started it and then ran off after kneeing OP in the nuts.

Granted, I know everyone is a legal expert in OOT, but how can you automatically assume "nothing would come of it" or that it's a terrible idea when this is the very definition of assault?


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District attorneys just ignore these cases. OP didn't receive any permanent demonstrable damage. Also, they were all drunk, and it was a fight. It's not like the dude broke into OP's house, kneed him in the balls, and then ran away.

I was assaulted by a woman, and I had it on videotape, and I didn't fight back at all. The DA ignored the case.

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OK, so OP was assaulted, by definition. There are laws in place to punish those who assault others. There were plenty of witnesses. It sounds like the other guy started it and then ran off after kneeing OP in the nuts.

Granted, I know everyone is a legal expert in OOT, but how can you automatically assume "nothing would come of it" or that it's a terrible idea when this is the very definition of assault?

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The participants in the fight, and most (or all?) of the others around were drinking. Drunks do not make good witnesses. It would be difficult for a prosecutor to prove beyond a reasonable doubt what happened. You'll wind up with a "he said, she said" between two guys who got into a bar fight, with the guy who did the assaulting probably claiming the other guy started it.

edit: yeah, what snowball said.

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I was assaulted by a woman, and I had it on videotape, and I didn't fight back at all. The DA ignored the case.

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The DA ignored it until happy hour with his buddies, then it was LOL City and he was the mayor.

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You got into an unnecessary fight when you were drunk and you lost. Next time avoid the fight. The guy didn't do anything wrong when he kneed you in the balls. It's a fight. What do you expect? Rules? A referee? If you fight me, I'm kicking you in the balls and jabbing my finger into your eye. If you and your friends try to corner me and attack me with socks full of quarters, at least one of you is getting stabbed.

Welcome to the real world dude. Avoid fights. They aren't nice. Don't cry foul next time you try to star in your own version of Walking Tall, and things go bad.

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QFT - I agree 100%

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Yeah, I definitely concede that the drunkenness would make things difficult. The reason I threw the idea out there was that there were a lot of witnesses, which I would think could offset the fact that most of the participants were drunk. And it sounds like the fight was unquestionably instigated by the [censored] who kneed OP in the balls -- pretty much anything OP does after he gets shoved a few times could be considered self defense.

And I do know for a fact that you can bring up assault charges against someone for a LOT less than starting a random fight (with someone you don't even know), kneeing them in the nuts full force, and scurrying off. I was thinking more of a civil case than a criminal one (I'm sure the DA has more important things to attend to).

Not saying this is the best option either, or even worth the trouble. But to dismiss it with "LOL, no" is kind of dumb given that this is exactly what assault is, in a legal sense.

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wtf, how could the OP even help it? He said was was trying to keep it cool, but you can't expect him to be completely punked by some random jackass. Dude, its not a good idea obviously to fight him at his own frat house, hell probably not much of a good idea from fighting him anywhere, but spy on his ass and find out which is his car or something. Then f*ck it up in any way you feel like.

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um, filing charges in this scenario is a huge bitch move. not only that but there's a good chance for some retaliation. lol at you pussies who would file charges over a drunken fight at a party. good lord.

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wtf, how could the OP even help it? He said was was trying to keep it cool, but you can't expect him to be completely punked by some random jackass. Dude, its not a good idea obviously to fight him at his own frat house, hell probably not much of a good idea from fighting him anywhere, but spy on his ass and find out which is his car or something. Then f*ck it up in any way you feel like.

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This is probably the most reasonable response so far.

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Did you even read the OP? It wasn't a drunken fight at a party. The dude came up to OP, who he didn't even know, at an outdoor beer garden. Attempts to start a fight because he was TALKING TO A GIRL. Knees him in the nuts, then runs away like a little bitch.

Now, OP can either let random people knee him in the balls whenever they want to. Randomly beat the guys ass weeks later when he finds him in a public place (putting himself in jeapardy for legal action). Or, file a civil suit himself because, you know, he got assaulted by some random dude he didn't even know.

If the fight was started mutually, then sure it's a bitch move. It sounds like this is far from the case though.

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beer garden = drunken party. I think you have two options.

1) cry a little bit and spend the rest of the day in bed eating ice cream and reading calvin & hobbes.

2) hunt him down and make an example out of him.

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I think both options are reasonable (assuming you like ice cream and calvin & hobbes).

However, I do think it's funny that in a drunken environment you are allowed to knee people in the crotch whenever you feel like it without legal recourse. Better stab him before he gets away! If not, you'll have to go to the trouble of kidnapping and torturing him weeks later. At least you won't look like a bitch though!

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I was assaulted by a woman, and I had it on videotape, and I didn't fight back at all. The DA ignored the case.

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The DA ignored it until happy hour with his buddies, then it was LOL City and he was the mayor.

[/ QUOTE ]Awesome! Snowball I'm not laughing at you, it would suck to be assaulted by someone who you don't feel like you can hit back, but this conjured up a hilarious image in my mind [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

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Did you even read the OP? It wasn't a drunken fight at a party. The dude came up to OP, who he didn't even know, at an outdoor beer garden. Attempts to start a fight because he was TALKING TO A GIRL. Knees him in the nuts, then runs away like a little bitch.

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The OP reads like a classic case of there being two sides to every story. I mean seriously, who just walks up and knees someone in the nuts without provocation? I'm sure he's at least a little guilty for what went down, and it goes beyond some random conversation with a sorostitute. We can all rally behind him because he's a 2+2'er, but we all also know that the level of testosterone at that age leads to some completely stupid behavior.

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wtf, how could the OP even help it? He said was was trying to keep it cool, but you can't expect him to be completely punked by some random jackass. Dude, its not a good idea obviously to fight him at his own frat house, hell probably not much of a good idea from fighting him anywhere, but spy on his ass and find out which is his car or something. Then f*ck it up in any way you feel like.

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IMO they were both drunk and one guy started making some comments and got in the OP's face. Sure the other guy is a jackass but as soon as they start shoving each other it's a fight.

If the OP wouldn't have shoved back and just said "man, I don't want to fight" and then receives a cheap shot... yeah I'd be pissed.

Moving on... If the OP wishes to retaliate, the car idea is probably the best way to do it.

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Very true... the OP may have done quite a bit more than just stand there while the guy was getting all aggressive and in his face. But, at the same time, I've seen guys do some pretty retarded stuff over women while drunk. Given that he was presumably a meathead fratboy (not saying all frat guys are like this... but some definitely are [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]), I just assumed OP's side of the story to be true. I've gotten lightly slapped in the face at a bar before by one of those random meathead fratboys, and I hadn't even looked at him prior to the contact (let alone spoke to him). Just pop, slap in the face. Because it didn't hurt I didn't know how the [censored] to react, and his friends drug him away before I could even comprehend what happened.

Full Rake, I later hunted him down and stabbed him in the kidney because I didn't want to look like a bitch, if you were wondering.

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Watch HOSTEL. There's some good ideas in there for you.

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Why is this not in the dorm?

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so ... you got nowhere with the girls?

I mean, you busted a nut, but a pretty bad letdown of a trip report.

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i'm pretty drunk so it doesn't take too many shoves before i get back in his face. so we're at that point where we're shoving each other,

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this was a big mistake. dont push, dont shove, dont talk [censored]. just punch brutally and relentlessly wihtout warning, unless u like getting hit in the balls.

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I hope he hit you hard enough so you cannot reproduce.

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The clear answer is "track him down and make an example of him". This can involve slashing his tires, hitting him with your car, kidnapping and torture, setting a pet on fire, etc.

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run up to him and knee him the gonads when you see him walking down the street. eye for eye, friend, eye for an eye.

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at least one of you is getting stabbed.

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Again with knife? You have to be kidding. Give it up samurai.