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pennpal 09-19-2006 04:53 PM

My day was a beat because ________.
 
Pick one, two, or all three.

My day was a beat because ___________.

My day was a brag because ___________.

My day was variance because __________.


My day was a beat because my dorm is infested with 3"+ cockroaches.

ughaulkghalugh 09-19-2006 04:55 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
my day was a beat because i ate a whole tin of icebreakers sours so now my mouth is [censored] numb

carnivalhobo 09-19-2006 04:58 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
beat, classaments

Green Kool Aid 09-19-2006 04:58 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
beat: got woken up at 1130 after going to bed at 830.

skegvegaspoker 09-19-2006 04:59 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
Beat: Got woken up at 7.30 when I went to bed at 6.30!

diebitter 09-19-2006 05:00 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
beat, because... 5 hours of driving to and from work, treo stopped working (grrrr!), I went to buy tools to fix it and that didn't work (waste of time and money), and I got zapped by a speed camera. And no poker time at all.


stabn 09-19-2006 05:02 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day was a beat because Matt1 tried to rope me and accidentally hit gorie instead.

Badger 09-19-2006 05:06 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day was variance because my roommate drove to work today, so he's the one that backed into the tree.

Reef 09-19-2006 05:09 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
variance: didn't study for test

beat: party cancelled promo

beat: gf is sick (and kinda cranky)

McBusto 09-19-2006 05:11 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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brag: gf

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Trypa 09-19-2006 05:23 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day was a beat because I missed my 9:45 class
My day was a brag because I then slept until 3
My day was variance because my lunch was a bag of Combos and a green powerade

grando 09-19-2006 05:33 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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My day was a beat because I didn't get the girl's number at the gym
My day was a brag because I am going to buy tons of stuff for my house
My day was variance because it's nice outside but I'm inside

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Cumulonimbus 09-19-2006 05:36 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day was a beat because classes.

My day was a brag because got a date this weekend with this chick who has suuuch a beautiful booty.

My day was variance because Moscow was hit by a deluge.

CaptainBusto 09-19-2006 05:43 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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brag: gf

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LOL NOSEXAMENTS

CaptainBusto 09-19-2006 05:46 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
brag: one of bigger winning days
beat: only like $500 :/
variance: only 1k hands. i are teh lazy.

Slider 09-19-2006 05:47 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
Beat: lost 2k
Brag: Bought Steak
Variance: I hate poker

citanul 09-19-2006 05:47 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
party cancelled promo? wtf? more info plz? i noticed they cashed out my points thus far but the note says it is still going on logon.

beat: they turned off my water to do some construction without telling me in advance, and i'm [censored] thirsty. i have a lot of beer but it's like, early afternoon.

variance: i actually won money playing poker today.

CaptainBusto 09-19-2006 05:49 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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beat: they turned off my water to do some construction without telling me in advance, and i'm [censored] thirsty. i have a lot of beer but it's like, early afternoon.



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its a sign from god. or raptor jesus, if you will.

boomshakalaka 09-19-2006 07:22 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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My day was a beat because classes.

My day was a brag because got a date this weekend with this chick who has suuuch a beautiful booty.

My day was variance because Moscow was hit by a deluge.

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plesae tell me deluge is synonymous with nuke. [censored] commie bastards.

tolbiny 09-19-2006 07:31 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day was a beat because, my downswing exceeded 20,000, i still have no social life, and i'm out of shape.
Brag- i live in an idustrailized country.
variance. NOne, today was pretty much exactly like every other day before in the last 3 weeks.

Requiem1010 09-19-2006 07:32 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day was a beat because I have bronchitis AND the flu.

boomshakalaka 09-19-2006 07:36 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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beat: they turned off my water to do some construction without telling me in advance, and i'm [censored] thirsty. i have a lot of beer but it's like, early afternoon.



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hey, do a quick testicle check, cuz I have doubts.

Artdogg 09-19-2006 07:37 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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my day was a beat because i ate a whole tin of icebreakers sours so now my mouth is [censored] numb

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ive done this a few times, they are so [censored] good and addictive, but if i have too many they screw up my throat and gums

ughaulkghalugh 09-19-2006 07:44 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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my day was a beat because i ate a whole tin of icebreakers sours so now my mouth is [censored] numb

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ive done this a few times, they are so [censored] good and addictive, but if i have too many they screw up my throat and gums

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yeah man my tongue has bumps on it and [censored]

boomshakalaka 09-19-2006 07:46 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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my day was a beat because i ate a whole tin of icebreakers sours so now my mouth is [censored] numb

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ive done this a few times, they are so [censored] good and addictive, but if i have too many they screw up my throat and gums

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah man my tongue has bumps on it and [censored]

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that just might not be from the candy.. well at least not that kinda candy...

ughaulkghalugh 09-19-2006 07:48 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
I DONT PLAY LIKE THAT

gorie 09-19-2006 07:49 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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My day was a beat because Matt1 tried to rope me and accidentally hit gorie instead.

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sux2bu

boomshakalaka 09-19-2006 08:00 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
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My day was a beat because Matt1 tried to rope me and accidentally hit gorie instead.

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sux2bu

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wait a guy tried to rope you, and he missed, and this is a beat? Sounds like you luckboxed your way outta a homocumshotament.

jstill 09-19-2006 08:02 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
beat: puked this morning

brag; got a meter today with 2 hrs still on it and HOUSE is on NOW

variance: didnt lose more in poker today than i got in RB

CamelZoo 09-19-2006 08:04 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
beat: no variance, been studying for boards every day for insane amt of days straight

beat: the practice tests are all owning me

beat: test week from saturday

variance: $$$ to anybody who will come to boston who has taken step 1 and wants to coach me in this final 1.5 weeks, i am beyond sick and tired of this *#@W@$%@#$$# /endrant

balkii 09-19-2006 09:04 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
[ QUOTE ]
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beat: they turned off my water to do some construction without telling me in advance, and i'm [censored] thirsty. i have a lot of beer but it's like, early afternoon.



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hey, do a quick testicle check, cuz I have doubts.

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LOL TIM ALLENAMENTS YOU A REALL M4N CUZ YOU DRINKS BEER ALL TEH TIME!!!!!!!111

boomshakalaka 09-19-2006 09:07 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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beat: they turned off my water to do some construction without telling me in advance, and i'm [censored] thirsty. i have a lot of beer but it's like, early afternoon.



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hey, do a quick testicle check, cuz I have doubts.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL TIM ALLENAMENTS YOU A REALL M4N CUZ YOU DRINKS BEER ALL TEH TIME!!!!!!!111

[/ QUOTE ]

damn .. I got owned..

Spechel EDD 09-19-2006 09:12 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
my day was a beat because i have the flu
my day is a brag because all i did was watch battlestar galactica
my day was with variance because my fridge is empty and i want some chips to eat

McBusto 09-19-2006 09:13 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
my day was a beat because I played .5/1 Razz on stars with P.Dirty for an hour.

boomshakalaka 09-19-2006 09:14 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
variance: lost about 6 buyins today, stbm

nath 09-19-2006 09:16 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
beat: woke up at 4 PM today and haven't left the hotel
brag: woke up at 4 PM today and sat around the hotel smoking pot all day
variance: it wasn't as fun today as it was yesterday

raptor517 09-19-2006 09:17 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
beat: i have a girlfriend.

holla

Fight Club 09-19-2006 09:35 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
Brag: I got up a 3pm
Beat: Set alarm for 7am
Varience: Lost 4k

econophile 09-19-2006 09:39 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
b: locked myself out of apartment
b: broke into my apartment
v: it92ls-a

kyro 09-19-2006 09:42 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
Brag: I completely went off on my ex-girlfriend and actually feel 10x better.

Beat: I woke up and found out Pittsburgh's D and Heath Miller did NOT score 28 points for me.

Variance: I had a chicken parmesan toasted sandwich for lunch. It was good, but I wasn't hungry.


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