lol kyro has a date
 

Screw the mod that moves this. If necessary, I'll make it into a puzzle.

Anyways, I'm going on a date Saturday. Necessary information about said girl.

1) Randomly requested to be my friend on myspace.
2) Is bisexual
3) Is divorced
4) Is moving back to Orlando in one month (I live in NH)

Here's the riddle to placate the mods.

What are the chances this date goes well?

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Not much of a puzzle as the obvious answer is none in hell, but I'll allow it.

BTW you meant what are the chances of the date going well for her, right?

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How much does she cost?

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Obviously, Jared. Perhaps you haven't seen the picture of me in the straw hat with just a mustache? Of course it'll go well for her.

(SO looking forward to my mom reading this when she gets into work tomorrow morning.)

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How much does she cost?

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She was a bargain. Half the price OF YOUR MOM.

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How much does she cost?

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She was a bargain. Half the price OF YOUR MOM.

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2

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LOL DATEAMENTS


3) = lol? how old is she?

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She's 23.

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1) Randomly requested to be my friend on myspace.

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LOL SPECULATIONS

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2) Is bisexual

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LOL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS

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3) Is divorced

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LOL LITIGATIONS

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4) Is moving back to Orlando in one month (I live in NH)

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LOL LONG VACATIONS

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What are the chances this date goes well?

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LOL MASTURBATIONS

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sounds like this date is a pure booty call. so the answer to this question is how you approach it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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You obviously don't know me. I've never had a one night stand, and I'm not sure I would ever know how to approach one. I don't think anything too serious will come from it, but she's a nice person and I've enjoyed talking to her.

OH, thanks for keeping this POGgish. Well done.

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You obviously don't know me. I've never had a one night stand, and I'm not sure I would ever know how to approach one. I don't think anything too serious will come from it, but she's a nice person and I've enjoyed talking to her.

OH, thanks for keeping this POGgish. Well done.

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I actually didn't figure you for a one night stand type, my point is that a one night stand is almost certainly what SHE is looking for, so the success of the date will probably depend on how you end up approaching it compared to her expectations.

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kyro, im tired of you starting a thread here every time you get a date.

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but I'll allow it.

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Don't you mean ....

http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/...Mills_Lane.jpg

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Dang kyro is great.

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kind of dissapoitned kyrosfather hasn't made an appearance in this thread. No words of encouragement for your son?

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I was pretty sure I loaded the wrong forum, here.

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Kyro

Good luck.

Read and learn, my young apprentice.

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LOL DATEAMENTS

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God. I was planning to post this the instant I saw the thread. nh.

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**hang head**

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**hang head**

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AWESOME

Kyro, HUGE cojones. I'd never come close to writing ANYTHING about my sexual encounters ANYWHERE my mom could read it.

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HOLLA

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kyro, im tired of you starting a thread here every time you get a date.

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7 (assuming he's never started a thread like this before)

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kyro, im tired of you starting a thread here every time you get a date.

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7 (assuming he's never started a thread like this before)

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If kyro cuddles at a party, we get a thread.

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I'll admit Scott is getting funnier
<font color="white"> I fully expect this to get a 10</font>

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I'll admit Scott is getting funnier
<font color="white"> I fully expect this to get a 10</font>

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Well there wasn't any possibility of him getting less funny.

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**hang head**

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AWESOME

Kyro, HUGE cojones. I'd never come close to writing ANYTHING about my sexual encounters ANYWHERE my mom could read it.

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You'd also never get your mom to play games on an online forum with you.

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Link to her myspace?

Also, a trip report will obviously be required.

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diebitter?

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nos1nos2?

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WHY WON'T THE GOTDAMN TWINKIES LOSE

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diebitter?

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what?

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Hi Diebitter!

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Hi mang. sup.

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WHY WON'T THE GOTDAMN TWINKIES LOSE

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http://www.sportsteams.com/acbnet/st...esotaTwins.jpg

Go Twins!

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What are the chances this date goes well?

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LOL MASTURBATIONS

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lol low expectations

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Link to her myspace?

Also, a trip report will obviously be required.

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No and depends.

I will not be trainwrecked.

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Link to her myspace?


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No.


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I knew I raised you right [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Link to her myspace?


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No.


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I knew I raised you right [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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2. dry humor is frowed upon around these parts.

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GL man. I think there is a good chance the date goes well, as long as you are not expecting too much in your definition of 'well'. She is moving to Orlando, so I would expect that neither you nor she wants to get overly entangled. On the plus side, Orlando is a dump, so she might move back as soon as she realizes that there is nothing there but obnoxious kids and endless chain restaurants.

I would approach it like any other date and just see what happens. If it is a booty call, you will just have to decide if that is OK with you. A trip report should certainly follow. I have been married for six years and never really 'dated' in the traditonal sense. I need to keep updated.